Wednesday, October 20, 2021

FOLLOWZ UZ IF EWE DARE

WHITE FIZH WAVEZ EVEREE ONE 
N WEL COME TWO A TROO TALEZ 
OH HORRORZ 
 
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THAT OH CURRED
IN TROUT TOWNE 
WHEN WE DEE SIDED TA TAKE
A WALK ON DE WILD SIDE 
 
& KNOT JUST GO INTA DE GARAGEZ

A WERD OH CAUSHUN 
 
THAT THIZ HOWL O WEEN STOREE  
MITE... ORE MITE KNOT.... 
SCAREZ DE BE JEZUZ OUTTA YA
 
 FRANK LEE WE DINNA NOE 
THIZ KINDA DANGER 
LURKED ROUND EVEREE KORNER 
 
ON THIZ EYE LAND CALLED TROUT

IF EWE IZ REDDY 
& FEEL UP TA SUM 
FRITE 
PLEEZ JOIN UZ
ON THIS HOWL O WEEN 
 
TROUT TOWN TRAIL OH TERROR
 

 
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 WE STARTED DOWN 
"CLIPPERZ CANAL"  
& SAW THIZ
 
YOW!!!!
LETZ GET DE HELL OUTTA HEER

 WE RAN & TERNED LEFT ONTA 

"CARRIERZ COURT"

 & SEED THIZ 

BEE JEZUZ !!

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RUNNIN LIKE DE DEVILZ 

WAZ ON R AZZEZ

WE HEADED NORTH TWO

"WASHED BED 

WAY"

OH EM COD

NOEEEEEEEE


WE HY TAILED IT OUTTA THER 

& HEADED FOR DE 

SOUTH SIDE OH TOWNE

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ONLEE TA SEE THIZ SENTREE GUARD

 

EWE BASS TERD

WHO HIRED EWE ANY WAY 


WE HAD HAD ENUFF

IT WAZ TIME TA GET R SELVEZ HOME 

PRON TOE 

KNOT TA MENSHUN ALL THIZ 

FRITE 

GIVED UZ AN APPY TITE

😼😼😼

WE BUSTED THRU DE FRONT DOOR 

HEADED TWO DE FOODZ BOWL 

& LIKED TA HAZ PAZZED OUT 

FRUM THIZ SITE



FRANK LEE BYE NOW 

WE WAZ ALL SCARED  

SHIRT LEZZ 

{ WITH OUT DE "R" IN SHIRT }

WHEN SUDDEN LEE 

FRUM DE PANTREE 

WE HURD R DINNER CALLIN TA UZ....

"ewe whooooooo....tabbbbbeez"

AND THATZ WHEN 

WE ALL PAZZED OUT 

FRUM FRITE

 


 

HEERZ TWO A HAPPEE 

HEALTHEE WEEK OH END

PEACE OUT N ROCK ON

LONG LIVE SCARREE 

HOWL O WEEN STORREEZ

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© OCTOBER 20,  2021
All Rights Reserved
 

 




40 comments:

Catscue Cat Mom said...

Frightening, absolutely frightening - you poor tabbies - MOL!

Bleubeard and Elizabeth said...

Sorry you had such a frightful time out and about in Trout Towne. and to think, when you got home, all there was to eat was the bast-urd burd. Maybe you should stay home on Halloween next year, dear Tabbies. That is enough fright for you poor things. That sentry would have scared my two.

Happy Halloween, dear FSG. May the tricksters bring YOU treats.

CJ Kennedy said...

Those were scary things indeed especially the Hoover Monster

The Florida Furkids said...

OH. MY. COD. Furry skeery!!!

The Swiss Cats said...

OMC, that was so, so scary ! Terrifying ! Purrs

Greg_1948 in_WA said...

Truly a tale of terror from the Trout Towne House of Horror

Luiz Gomes said...

Boa tarde. Alguns desses contos eu não conheço. Obrigado pela visita e carinho, tens um grande amigo carioca e brasileiro.

My Mind's Eye said...

Oh my cats....horror upon horror you do know THAT CHICKEN IS A BERD RIGHT? On way winner winner should eat a chicken dinner and the sucky monster...I'll send you a one way ticket to RDU and room and board is free.
Hugs Cecilia

My Mind's Eye said...

By the way...not on the way...2nd sentence.

Kitties Blue said...

What a frightfully horrible day! We hope you are over the fright and that possibly some treats were handed out to quell your fears. XOCK, angel Lily Olivia, angel Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, angel Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth, Calista Jo, Cooper Murphy, Sawyer & Kizmet

Dma said...

The horror…

Brian's Home Blog said...

Yikes, that's beyond scary, I may not come out for weeks!

Saku said...

That's a furry scary tale of terror for sure! We hopes the food service girl came through with the extra servings of the good stuff (no burds allowed!).

pilch92 said...

That was very scary- especially the chicken dinner part. At least there was no vet in the house. XO

Ivan from WMD said...

EEEEEK! What a terrifying story! Now I'm going to have to go look for toys behind the bookcase for the rest of the night.

~Ivan.

The Island Cats said...

OH MY COD! This was almost too scary to read. I can’t believe you went through that. ~Ernie

John Bellen said...

Geez, guys, that was like those carnival attractions, the haunted house or the tunnel of fear: one horrible experience after another. (Frankly, I've been scared by the empty dish now and then myself...)

messymimi said...

Oh, my, that's all enough fright to last you your whole lifetimes!

meowmeowmans said...

Oooh! That was SO scary, Tabbies! We were already askeered, and THEN, that basterd chicken in a can! AAAHHHHH!

Ruby Rose and the Big Little Angels 3 said...

That was as frightening as when the man said the calls were coming from inside the house.

Marvelous Marv said...

What a scary story! I think I'll be having nightmares about those nail clippers chasing me!

Smudge said...

Oh you poor dears! My heavens, the frights that lurk around every corner on all y'all. Sounds like you have the makings for a good scary movie maybe? I sure hope by now you've recovered from pazzing out frum frite!!

Pam and Teddy said...

Good grief (not that there's anything good about grief really)....how scary can things be? You all showed the "stuff of nightmares" for all of us. Let's hope it was all just a bad dream you had.....heaven knows there are plenty of scary things going on without HOWL-O-WEEN looming in the near future. We must stay on guard against those evil little kids in costumes harry-assing us on October 31st!

Hugs-o-Ween, THE TED-O-NATOR

Me said...

Totally frightful! We hope those ghouls and monsters and all the scary stuff has gone away pronto. Be brave, my friends! xoxox, Bibi & Meep

Meezer's Mews & Terrieristical Woofs said...

Yikes!! Do you even want to close your eyes and take a nap?? Who knows what next is lurking around the corner to scare you all! EEEEEEEK!

Katie Isabella said...

MY gosh. This is a tale of terror in the extreme. The nail clippers were the start of a nightmare in the making. Your claws all withdrew up into the nail bed area, I know. No one could find them even of they could catch you. And the PTU? What the sam hill is THAT all about, except to scare you supper outta ya! Probably some burd wanted to eat the supper you had!! And a CHICKEN DINNER??? Tabbies, this was the stuff of a major horror motion picture! You poor dears! Oh and Dai$y, iI'll be there on the jetway waiting, with the extra cash and bits of plastic for our sojourn in Paris. So glad we have the jet and the funds. Our own apartment in Versailles! We shall have audiences each morning as we rise and prepare for our days. The lookers-on can watch our servunts brush us, comb our whiskers and spiff us up before we go to our waiting carriage to shop. Can't wait!

The Adventures of The Bell Fur Zoo said...

OMC no way I would haz turned around at clipperz court...shudder!!!

xoxo,
Matilda (& Matt)

Mickey's Musings said...

WOW!!! That was one scary tale!
Have you recovered yet from the sight in the pantry!!!
Do I need to send help!!
Hope you recover <3
Purrs, Julie

Photo Cache said...

Dudes, that was a scary tale. Don't tell it again! How are you?

Emma and Buster

Cathy Keisha said...

Here's one ghetto kitteh who's not gonna sleep tonight. All that was too frightful. I might have to flag this post. MOL!

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

That was so scary that I was sat on the edge of my seat all the way through it

Three Chatty Cats said...

That was entirely too scary! We'll have to sleep with the lights on tonight!

Luiz Gomes said...

Bom final de semana com muita paz e saúde.

Seville at Nerissa's Life said...

Clippers?

Carriers?

The VACUUM?

This is too scary a tale even for me. MOUSES!

Erin the Cat Princess said...

Oh my oh me! Sounds like a nightmare on the streets your may! BUt how come such ghastly bird fare was even in the pantry???? That there is the true mystery cum scary thought. Is your staff in league with the poultry?
Have a great week, scare free food and sweet smell free sleeps.
ERin

The J-Cats said...

Oh - my - Cod!

That was truly terrifying!
How will We get to sleep tonight, remembering this Tail of Horror!

Fr. Tom Fish said...

Oh, I was so scared for you!! I hope I don't have to face those horrors any time soon!

Annie Bear said...

The horrors! Annie is under the bed from the vacuum, carrier, and empty bowl!

Lola The Rescued Cat said...

Oh my stars! This is truly a horror story! Thanks for the warning!

Momma Kat and Her Bear Cat (Katherine Kern) said...

It like everywhere you turn, one thing is scarier than the next! If you want something really terrifying, I'll send you Latte (PLEASE?!?!). ~Ellie Mae