NOTHER HOWL O WEEN MOOVEE REE VEEW

white fizh wavez everee one

N wel come two nother

scaree moovee ree veew

ree run

we canna rememburr

de name oh de flick 

coz frank lee

we waz scared

💩💩💩💩💩

lezz

furst off 
we did knot get ta see 

a swell cartoon 
oh any kind

 but we did get ta watch 
23 minitz oh comin attract shunz
for what will be on de big screen 
in de spring oh 2089

we iz prettee damn sure 
we iz knot gonna be heer
in 2089

then de mewvie started 
N when de star oh de show 

a peered 
we wooda 💩💩💩💩💩 R pantz 
but we due knot wear pantz

sew we hided
under de seetz coz

whoa N ba jezuz 

ther bee a snake 94 feet long
on de screen

noe bull 💩💩💩💩💩

while we wuz under de seetz 

we managed ta find 
sum gum, a tickit stub, a sock 
sum popcorn

strawz.....drinkin  strawz...

knot like strawz
for poneez

anda halv a candee bar and $1.85

good eye dea

letz head ta 
de confessionz stand 

N get sum snax....

may be de line 
will be out de door
N round de korner

sew by de time

we get bak inn side

de bass terd

 snake 

will bee 🐍🐍🐍

HIZZ tor ree

heerz two a happee

healthee week oh end

peace out N rock on

long live wermz

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© october 25, 2023

 

A HOWL O WEEN MOOVEE REE VEEW

white fizh wavez everee one

N wel come ta a trout

 tee vee

scaree moovee ree veew

 just in time

for howl o ween

we think FRY day

sum thin ore other waz on de big screen

( we just went inta 

de moovee place 

ta get sum snax )

we seed a dood

witha colandurr thing on hiz head

N frank lee we can think oh other

thingz ta use a colander for 

bee sidez a facial mask

ya can pan for gold, drain yur sghetti noodlez

 sift for bear reed trezure in litter

N if de handlezz iz sturdee enuff

scoop

plentee oh minnow 

outta de neer bye streem

 sudden lee sum one up front 

started talkin
on a cell ewe ler dee vize

N sum one yelled

shut de hell up

de dood doin de fone talkin
stood up N terned round
N sum bodee else yelled

sit de hell down

then de standin dood yellz

 who in de hell
due ewe think yur talkin two
 while sum one else screamed
who de hell R ewe anyway

frum de bak row 

( neer az we can figure )
came a
what de hellz yur problem

then sum one elze yelled

go two hell

de manager dood came in 

N blasted 
what de hellz

goin on in heer 

sew what happened in de moovee

we due knot noe

heerz two a happee healthee

week oh end

peace out N rock on

long live filmz 

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DE PLEEZ BEE PAY SHUNT DINER

 white fizh wavez everee one 

N wel come two a trout tee vee

 eppa soda we iz callin 

what de hellz🙀

sew ….eye waz asked 

two go out two dinner 

N eye said

why knot, haz ta bee a slite change 

frum canned goodz

fora change oh pace

eye wented two a restaurant called de 

"pleez bee pay shunt 

we haz noe help diner"

letz look 

roll film ~~~~~~~~~ whirrrr

heer eye am 

out side de establish mintz 

waitin on de starez 

two get in de door

eee lapsed time haz been

13 hourz, 89 minitz anda few secondz

heer eye am final lee gettin a taybull 

after waitin 32 hourz,

52 minitz and 8 secondz

and heer eye am 

waitin for de food order 

two a rive

eye loozed trak oh time

ZZZzzzzzZZZzzZzzZzZZZ

heerz two a happee healthee 

week oh end

peace out N rock on

💔💔💔💔💔💔💔 

N in memoree oh R total lee 

awesum lee 

epic lee 

for ever friend

PATTI 

long live

 

cold food 

take out

cannoli

browneez

N muzz tard

💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

old Irish proverb ~~~

death leaves a heartache

no one can heal

love leaves a memory

no one can steal

 

 © OCTOBER 11, 2023

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WE LOVEZ EWE ST FRANCIS

 WHITEFISH WAVEZ EVEREE ONE 

N WEL COME TWO A TROUT TEE VEE

 SPESHULL EPPA SODA 

DEDICATED TA R HEER ROE

ST FRANCIS 

THIZ YEER WE WANTED TA SHARE 

SUM FOTOZ; STOREEZ & FAX

& SURE THEY BEE NOTHER REE RUN

BUT HAY ~~~~

SEW WITH OUT ANY FURTHER A DOOZ 

LET TWO NITEZ FILM 

ROLL

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WHIRR

ST FRANCIS STARTED TRAVELIN ROUND 

PREACHIN REPENTANCE IN POVERTY 

AND WITH IN ONE YEERZ TIME 

HIM ALL REDDY HAD 11 FOLLOWERZ  

 

TAKE THAT SOCIAL MEDIA SITEZ

WITH ALL YUR LIKEZ N STUFF 

 

HIM BEGAN DE CHRISTMAS TRADITION 

OH DE NATIVITY SCENE 

HIM SET UP DE VEREE FURST ONE BAK IN 1223 

DE ST FRANCIS FOUNTAIN 

IN SAN FRANCISCO IZ

 SAN FRANCISCO'S OLDEST DINER

 

 

THIS TOTAL LEE AWESUM BOOK 

CAME FRUM R TOTAL LEE AWESUM CATSTER PAL 

GLEEK'S MOMMY..

 

 

 

 

  LETZ CHECK OUT DE STOREE 

MISTURR LEO RITED 

HOW KEWL IZ THIZ !! 

 

~~~ WE DID R BEST TA MAKE IT BIGGAFY ~~

 N THIZ TOTAL LEE AWESUM ART PEACE 

WAZ SENDED TWO UZ 

BYE R TOTAL LEE AWESUM PAL 

 

SAMMY DE SHOP VAC PILCH

IT HAZ A PLACE OH HONORZ ON DE DESK

 

 

ST FRANCIS EWE TOTAL LEE ROCK DOOD

MANEE THANX FOR ALL DE THINGZ 

 THAT EWE NOE 

WHAT WE IZ 

TALKIN BOUT

 

WITH LOVEZ FRUM

ALL OH UZ TABBIES 

💙💚💛💜💝💗

 

© October 4, 2023

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