THIZ IZZA JOKE.

  WHITE FIZH WAVEZ EVEREE ONE

N WEL COME TWO A TROUT TEE VEE 

EPPA SODA THAT EYE AM CALLIN 

THIZ IZ 

DE BIGGEZT JOKE EYE HAZ SEED YET

SEW THER EYE WAZ 

TAKIN TA SCRATCHIN DE OTTO MAN

EWE NOE

BEE COZ ITZ THER

N IT KEEPZ IN LINE WITH DE

LOVEZ SEET

WHEN DE GURL DEE SIDED TA 

PREE VENTZ ME FRUM 

TAKIN A SHREDDIN TWO DE OTHER KORNER

YUR KIDDIN ME....

RITE

 ( THAT MATT WAZ OFF THER

IN 3.7 SECONDZ ) 

HEERZ TWO A HAPPEE

HEALTHEE WEEK OH END

PEACE OUT N ROCK ON

LONG LIVE EYE DEAZ THAT

TOTAL LEE 

EPIC FAIL 

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COUNT MACK EWE LA

 WHITE FIZH WAVEZ EVEREE ONE

N WEL COME TWO A TROUT TEE VEE 

EPPA SODA THAT EYE AM CALLIN 

HAPPEE HOWL O WEEN

FRUM

COUNT MACK EWE LA

 HEERZ TWO A HAPPEE HEALTHEE WEEK

OH END

PEACE OUT N ROCK ON

LONG LIVE 

BELA LUGOSI

DE ORIGINAL

COUNT DRACULA 

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FLAT OUT TY URD

  WHITE FIZH WAVEZ EVEREE ONE

N WEL COME TWO A TROUT TEE VEE 

EPPA SODA 

EYE AM CALLIN 

WERD LEZZ WEDNEZDAY

SORTA KINDA COZ EYE AM 

FLAT

OUT 

TY 

URD

HEERZ TWO A HAPPEE HEALTHEE

WEEK OH END

PEACE OUT N ROCK ON

LONG LIVE CAT TREEZ

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THIZ IZ KNOT A JOKE BUT A TROO TALE

 WHITE FIZH WAVEZ EVEREE ONE

N WEL COME TWO A TROUT TEE VEE 

EPPA SODA 

EYE AM CALLIN

THIZ IZ KNOT A DAMN JOKE

ITZA TROO TAIL

THIS POZT BEE FOR

INFO PURR POSEZ

WHEN COMPLEET DANE JUR

LURKZ OVER HEAD

AND YA KNEAD TA 

SEA CURE YUR SELF ON 

ALL SIDEZ TWO 

A VOID 

THIZ DANE JUR N STAY SAFE

LETZ LOOK

( birdcast.org )

HEERZ TWO A HAPPEE 

HEALTHEE WEEK OH

END

PEACE OUT N ROCK ON

LONG LIVE CAT BEDZ IN CLOZETZ

THAT BEE NEXT TA TWO

SIDE WALLZ

UNDER A CHAIR 

N NEXT TWO A BIG PLAZTIC BIN

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WE LUVZ EWE ST FRANCIS A BEE LATED THANX MEW

  WHITE FIZH WAVEZ EVEREE ONE

N WEL COME TWO A TROUT TEE VEE 

EPPA SODA 

EYE AM CALLIN 

R POZT BEEZ LATE

BUT ITZ PLANE & SIMPULL

WE LUVZ EWE ST FRANCIS

💙💚💛💜🤎🧡🩵🩶🩷

THIZ YEER RECOGNIZEZ 

EWE HAZ BEN GONE

800 YEERZ

🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀

YET YUR LEGACEE

LIVEZ ON

HOW MANEE CAN SAY THAT

Giovanni di Pietro di Bernardone ( c. 1181 – 3 October 1226), known as Francis of Assisi

PATRON SAINT OF ANIMALS AND THE ECOLOGY

WITH A BAZILLION TRILLION THANX MEWZ 

FOR ALL WAYZ WATCHIN OUT FOR

AND OVER 

ALL OH UZ 

DA TABBIES O TROUT TOWNE 

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UNCHART URRED TERRA TORREE

  WHITE FIZH WAVEZ EVEREE ONE

N WEL COME TWO A TROUT TEE VEE 

EPPA SODA 

EYE AM CALLIN 

UNCHART URRED TERRA TORREE

SEW THER EYE WAS CHILLAXIN

BYE ME 

"SCRATCHIN POZT" 

WHEN IT OH CURRED TA ME

THER MITE BEE

 UNCHART URRED 

CLOTH 

THAT KNEADZ A TEN SHUN

SEW EYE DIGGED UNDER

A BIT

TAKED A LOOK N SURE ENUFF

THER WAZ CLOTH

THAT WAZ CALLIN ME NAME

EYE TOLL DE GURL 

TA FLIP DE LOVEZ SEET

UP SIDE DOWN

 SEW EYE COULD HAZA GO

AT IT

HER FIRM LEE REE PLIED

NOE

HER DEE SERVED ME

LOOK OH DEVIL RED EYE CAT

HEERZ TWO A HAPPEE HEALTHEE

WEEK OH END

PEACE OUT N ROCK ON

LONG LIVE 

RED DEVILZ EYEZ

😡😡😡

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DE NAYBORZ OH TROUT

 

  WHITE FIZH WAVEZ EVEREE ONE

N WEL COME TWO A TROUT TEE VEE 

EPPA SODA THAT EYE AM CALLIN 

therz a new dood in towne

~~~~~~~~~

SEW THER EYE WAZ WIZHIN

FOR SUM EGGZ CITE MINT

COZ DE LAND OH TROUT GETZ

BORIN SUM TIMEZ

WHEN SUD DEN LEE

DE GURL YELLZ

MACKERULL

COME SEE DE NEW DOOD IN

TOWNE

 OH EM COD

COULD IT BE

THERZ A 

BLOO GIL 

THAT EYE SEE

~~~~~~~~~~~~

~~~~~~~~~

SEW EYE GAVE

 HIM 

A SMELLZ

THEN EYE HEER

DE 

LUNCH BRAKE 

BELLZ

~~~~~~~~~~

HAY LETZ GO CHEX OUT

ME OUT DOOR GRILL

BET YUR TAZTEE

YEA, EWE

BLOO GIL

~~~~~~~~

THEN DE GURL TELLZ ME

HEEZ KNOT REEL

EYE SAID 

THEN WHY BRING IT

HOME

IF ITZ KNOT 

A MEEL

HEERZ TWO A HAPPEE HEALTHE

WEEK OH END

PEACE OUT & ROCK ON

LONG LIVE 

PLAZTIC WRAP 

🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟

© September 23, 2026

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PIE RATZ DAY 2026

 white fizh wavez everee one

& wel come two a trout tee vee

re run oh 

a re run 

oh a re run

thatz a reeeee run ~~~

N starrin two nite 

R palz

COPPEE & PASTE

who a greed to coppee N paste

R pie rantz day shantee

onze again for de 19, 294 th time

HIT IT ♫♪♫♫♪♫

 

 

                            a blak spot upon yur sole 

ye bass terd chckn burd

ye will walk de gang plank 
a squawk will knot bee hurd

 

little did ye noe 
ye haz been measured for yur chainz

scurveez iz in yur sole 
N scurveez in yur brainz

 

we shall splice de main brace 
afturr ewe iz gone

  bee watchin ewe ye bass terd chckn
shoot a crozz de lawn

 

we haz rigged sum chain shot 
ta shoot ye two de mooned

N ther ye stay ye bass terd chckn
yez ye bee marooned

 

dead men they tell noe talez 
  thiz inn cloodz ye bass terd burd

tis davey jonez locker for ye 
ye betcha... this iz werd

 

now we think we shall take a caulk 
coz we iz done with R song

two all ewe R pie ratz palz
 heerz two health de hole yeer long ~

Photo by Zoltan Tasi on Unsplash

heerz two a happee healthee 

week oh end
peace out N rock on
long live de shantee

😸😸😸😸😸😸😸

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STUFF ROUND HEER JUST DOEZ KNOT CUT IT

  WHITE FIZH WAVEZ EVEREE ONE

N WEL COME TWO A TROUT TEE VEE 

EPPA SODA 

EYE AM CALLIN

 STUFFZ ROUND HEER

JUZT DOEZ KNOT 

CUT IT

SEW BEE COZ ITZ STILL LIKE

10, 825 DEE GREEZ IN DE SHADEZ

AND BEE COZ EYE AM KNOT A LOUD

TWO GO OUT OH DOORZ

TA CHILLAXIN IN DE SHADEZ OH

NEER BYE BUZHEZ

 EYE HAZ TA REE SORT TA CHILLAXIN

UNDER THEEZ HEER TREEZ

JUZT SEW EWE NOE FOOD SERVIZZ GURL

THIZ DOEZ KNOT

CUT IT

AT LEEZT THEY BEE

BURD FREE TREEZ 

HEERZ TWO A HAPPEE

HEALTHEE WEEK OH END

PEACE OUT N ROCK ON

LONG LIVE

GREEN REE

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DE HOUZ KEEPIN ROUND HEER SUX

WHITE FISH WAVEZ EVEREE ONE 

& WEL COME TWO A 

TROUT TEE VEE EPPA SODA

EYE AM CALLIN

  

DE HOUZ KEEPIN ROUND HEER SUX

SEW EYE WAZ 

TRYIN TA LOOK OUT DE WINDOW

N KEEP N EYE PEELED FOR

VIZSHUZ DEER & SQUIRREL

AND DE WINDOW WAZ SEW FILL THEEEE

EYE COULNDA SEE PAZT ME TOEZ

IT WAZ LIKE LOOKIN THRU

FOG ORE SUM THIN

LETZ LOOK

HEERZ TWO A HAPPEE 

HEALTHEE WEEK OH END

PEACE OUT N ROCK ON

LONG LIVE 

GOOD KLEENIN SKILLZ 

© SEPTEMBER 2, 2026

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WHAT DE SAM HELLZ ???

   WHITE FISH WAVEZ EVEREE ONE 

& WEL COME TWO A 

TROUT TEE VEE EPPA SODA

EYE AM CALLIN

WHAT DE SAM HELL

  

SEW THER EYE WAZ

CHILLAXIN ON ME OTTO MAN

WHEN EYE SWEARZ TWO COD

DE GURL YELLED 

FRUM DE KITSHUN

HER BUYED A CAN OH CHCKN

CAT FOOD 

BYE MIZZ TAKE

WHAT DE SAM HELL ??

THEN

HER TELLZ ME EYE WILL HAFTA EATZ IT

BEE CAUZ HERZ KNOT

GONNA WAZTE $98.35

ONA CAN OH FOODZ

MY REE SPONZE

HEERZ TWO A HAPPEE 

HEALTHEE WEEK OH END

PEACE OUT N ROCK ON 

LONG LIVEZ KIBBLEZ

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