A FISHIN WERMZ POST FOR MACKERULL

 

whitefish wavez everee one 

N welcome ta ree run eppa soda

5.23~~ 18 oh toona tee vee 

 

two nite we iz gonna talk bout

mackerullz FAVE O RITE

SUB JECT......WERMZ  

mackerull: hay total lee kewl coz 

eye had wermz

tuna & dai$y: WE NOE

we hope thiz post getz

de hole wermz thing 

 

outta yur system

mackerull: BE JEZUZ iz ther

wermz in me gut again

 

tuna: noe ewe due knot 

haz wermz again

 dai$y: it's a figure of speech

 

mackerull: eye figured eye can

ree tire in 2032

 

tuna & dai$y

what de hellz  ??

 

👿👿👿👿👿

 

tuna: any way heerz a post

frum 5.23.18

roll film ~~~~~~~~~

whirrrr~~~~~~~

 

 tuna: welcome ta toona tee vee

itz grate ta see everee one two nite

sew if we could get a bit oh 

mewsic frum de band ♫♪♫♫♫

dai$y: they still don’t have 

instruments and what do you 

want them to play if they did

tuna: air guitar, sum pee ann o,

anything but burd song 

sew letz kick off two nitez 

eppa sode which iz gonna

bee epic

az we haz sum fishin wermz 

az R guestz

dai$y: this show  gets lamer 

by the week 

why are we taking about 

disgusting worms 

when we could be discussing 

fashion or cash or ...

tuna: az eye was sayin 

pleez give a big round oh 

a plawz ta

earth werm

red werm

 N my fave

TROUT werm 

 sew EARTH werm

dood..haz ya ever wanted

ta like live on de MOON !

earth werm:  

tuna: alrightie then

N what bout ewe red werm

haz ya ever wanted

ta may bee 

be called.... say

yellow werm !

red werm:  

 tuna...ya noe ewe

wermz iz az talk a tive az

phil N de crew

sew trout werm

haz ya ever wundered

why R towne iz named

TROUT towne ??!! 

trout werm: 

dai$y: your not going

to get these worms to talk

any more than I....

AAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE 

tuna: whoa...what de be jezuz

waz that

dai$y: oh em cod...

look

trout worm is missing 

 

tuna: faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

due knot tell me we

haza nother

"cheeze who standz a lone"

inn sa dint 

dai$y: well it appears as though

we do

THANKS to camera man # 7

 

tuna: we knead ta talk dood

afturr sign off

hay, pleez join uz next week

at de racez when we vizit 

de snake pit

heerz two a happee

healthee week oh end

peace out N rock on

long live 

cell oh fane tape 

♥♥♥ 

 

© june 30, 2021

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ITZA DADZ & GRAM PAWZ DAY POST !!!

 

WHITEFISH WAVEZ EVEREE ONE 

N WELL COME TA DE 2021 A DISH UN OH:

 HAPPEE DADZ DAY TWO DADZ EVEREE WEAR POST

WE WANNA SAY THANX TA R DADZ 

AND EVEN GRAM PAWZ 

FOR ALL DE TOTAL LEE KEWL STUFF 

YA TEECHED UZ LIKE 

 

~~~~ HOW TA UZE DUCT TAPE

TA FIX ANY THING THAT EVER BROKE 

IN DE HISS TREE OH BROKEN 

 

~~~~~~  HOW TA FARTZ POLE LITE LEE 

IN DE PRESENTZ OH OTHERZ 

AND BLAME IT ON DE NEXT DOOD 

 

& WE COULD GO ON 

 

BUT WE GOTTA TAKE A NAP

IN HONOR OH DADZ EVEREE WEAR 

COZ THATZ WHAT EWE DUE AFTER A MEEL

WITH THIZ OUTTA DE WAY 

LETZ TAKE A LOOK AT SUM VINTAGE DADZ DAY FOTOZ

WE FINDED INA FOTOZ BOOK

 

WE DUNNO BOUT EWE 

BUT WE THINK WE ALL LOOK 

EGGS ACT LEE LIKE DE DADZ !

FURST UP IZ QUARTER MOON; DAD TA TUNA OF MOON

CIRCA: 1967

 

 

SEER EE IZ LEE DOOD..DAD

WHAT DE SAM HELLZ ???

 

& TUNA OF MOON CIRCA 2020

 

 

 THIZ BEE DAY ZEE CUZIN DAIZEZ DAD FRUM 1962

 

YOW !!! THATZ A LOTTA MOUZ STASH

YUR DAD HAZ THER  CUZIN DAIZ

& DAI$Y QUEEN OH DE RUN ON SENTENCE

CIRCA 2021

 

 AND LAST LEE THIZ BEE SEA BASS O SASS 

MACKERULL BOOMER JUNIOR BUTTER FEELDZ DAD 

CIRCA 2001 

 

 

UH, WE DUE KNOT THINK 

THATZ WHAT THEY MEANT BOUT

 'BUCKET HAT" BUT ...JUST SAYIN

 

& MACKERULL BOOMER JUNIOR BUTTER FEELD

CIRCA 2020

 

 

ANY WAY....HEERZ THANX AND LOVEZ 

TA DADZ...AND GRAM PAWZ 

EVEREE WEAR

 

AND HEERZ TWO A HAPPEE HEALTHEE WEEK OH END

PEACE OUT N ROCK ON

LONG LIVE FOTOZ AL BUMZ 

© june 16, 2021

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A PRE MACKERULL POZT WITH DE FINAL SAY BYE MACKERULL

 

whitefish wavez everee one

and well come ta nother 

REE RUN eppa soda

oh toona tee vee

 

thiz post furst aired 

bak in may oh 2018

 

it wood bee onlee

a matter

oh sleepz bee for

 

MACKERULL ARRIVED

 

mackerull: YAY ME !!!! 

 

 tuna: yay... KNOT😾😾😾

 

any ma hoo.....roll film

 

~~~~~~~~~whirr

 

tuna: sew, we will get rite inta 

two nitez eppa soda 

which iz all bout fit nezz

dai$y: tuna you wouldn't know fitness 

if it came up and rang the door bell

tuna: well ewe think yur 

sew smart cuzin daiz

 

eye wood KNOT noe fit nezz

if him rang de bell 

 

coz de bell doez knot werk

dai$y: ????? 

it's just me... right

tuna: noe ewe iz knot rite 

 

N now eye will share 

me tipz for keepin fit

mind ewe 

eye am knot a pro 

even tho eye look de part

dai$y:

 

 

tuna: exercize iz a grate way 

ta stay in shape 

N what better way than a game

oh soccer 

letz bee gin

yez this ball iz regulationz

   

eye will now kick it 

ta give me self

sum upper bodee strength

N ther ewe haz it

keepin fit N trim with toona

dai$y: that was THE 

lamest bunch of BS 

I have ~~~~~

tuna: N we iz outta time 

pleez join uz next week 

when

we will be dizz cuzzin 

fishin wermz

 

mackerull: thiz izza awesum ree run

 

speekin oh ....FISHIN WERMZ !!

 

did eye ever tell ya bout de time 

eye had wermz

 

 

dai$y: ya HAD to get him started

didn't ya

 

tuna: ~~~~~~

heerz two a happee healthee 

week oh end

peace out N rock on 

long live fresh air

♥♥♥♥

© june 9, 2021

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A PRE MACKERULL POST

 

whitefish wavez everee one 

N welcome ta toona tee vee 

 ree runz 

thiz post furst aired bak

in jan ewe warry 2018

 N wear thoz three yeerz went

we iz cloo lezz

sinz then R sponsor 

CRANKEE ASS CAT CHOW

ree manez de same

cuzin daiz iz still cuzin daiz

 

& mackerull boomer junior butter feeld

haz mooved inta trout towne

butt enuff hizz tree 

on with de ree run

roll film ~~~~~~~~~ whirrrrrr

 

 

whitefish wavez everee one 

N welcome ta toona tee vee

starrin  

KNOT DAI$Y

N me toona   

we iz buzzed happee 

ta bee werkin with 

CRANKEE AZZ CAT CHOW

sew that we can bring 

love laughter N

dai$y: cut the crap 

and get on with the show

toona: can ewe say

 😼😼😼😼😼  ~~~

dai$y: 

 can you say:

 

welcome cheese that stands alone 

♫♫♪

 we are pleased 

to have you here today

for the airing 

of the first episode of 

OUR show 

toona: we will talk bout "R show" later

moovin a long

indeed welcome cheez 
we iz buzzed happee 
ta haz a celebritee 
such as ewe 
for R veree first guest

can ya tell uz a bit 
a bout yur self

cheez: indeed I can 
my name is lim burger 
and I am very proud 
to be a part of the classic hit 

farmer in the dell 

 I am rather shy, I like to keep to myself 
and I do stand alone

toona: dood noe oh fence buddy 
comin frum me 

fish breath mouth 

but did ya ever wunder 
mr lim burger 
that maybe ya stand alone 
coz ya ....

well frank lee dood
ya stink

dai$y: let's not get rude

so tell us mr lim burger
due you perchance know 
ham burger

lim burger: no, tho veggie burger 
is my cousin on dad's side 
of the family

dai$y: AWESOME !!

toona: and now a werd frum
R sponsor

CRANKEE AZZ CAT CHOW

 toona: we R bak
.....
N wear in de hell
did lim burger go?

dai$y: during the commercial break
the band you hired
ate him

 toona: all ritie then

well, join uz next week

for nother eppa soda

oh toona tee vee

 

til then

heerz ta a happee healthee 

week oh end
 peace out N rock on 
long live appa titez

 

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