ITZ ALL IN DE MINDZ EYE ART GAL O REE

 WHITE FISH WAVEZ EVEREE ONE

 N WELCOME TA TOONA TEE VEE 

STARRIN

 KNOT DAI$Y ORE MACKERULL 

BUT ME

TOONA

TWO NITE WE IZ LIVE 

FRUM DE TROUT TOWNE

ART GAL O REE 

N WE IZ BUZZED HAPPEE

TA PREE SENT TWO EWE ALL 

DE 2019 SPRINGZ TIME A DISH UN 

OH.... ITZ ALL IN DE MINDZ EYE

PEACEZ OH ART

FEEL FREE TA TAG A LONG 

ON DE TOOR 

PLEEZ REMEMBURR ALL PEACEZ 

IZ FRA GEEL 

N WE WILL STOP FOR LUNCH BRAKE AT 3:22 AM

PLEEZ STAY BEE HIND DE ROPEZ 

N IF ANY ONE WOOD LIKE SUM CONZEZZIONZ 

BEE FOR LUNCH BRAKE

DE SHOP IZ AT DE NESW KORNER OH DE BUILDIN

WITH THIZ BEE IN SAID 

LETZ MOOVE RITE A LONG TA R FURST PEACE

WE CALL THIZ PEECE 

FANCEE GARDIN WINDCHIME BELLZ

WE CALLZ THIZ PEECE 

BRONTOE SAURUZ CHILLAXIN IN

WATERZ

THIZ PEECE BEE CALLED 

HIPPO OUTTA DE 

WATERZ BRONTOE SAURUZ WAZ CHILLAXIN IN 

WE DUE KNOT BLAME YA DOOD

THIZ PEECE IZ CALLED 

SEA TURTULL ON NEW SCOOP

WE SWITCHED BAK TA DE ORANGE BYE DE WAY ~

THIS PEECE IZ CALLED 

FIRE BOOT FOR GRAM PAW

♥♥♥♥♥

THIS PEECE IZ CALLED 

REER VEEW OH TAIL LEZZ MOUZ 

GAZIN AT 

SUM THIN

MACKERULL: HAY BIG KATOONA 

EYE AM MEZZIN WITH YUR

CANVAS

DAI$Y: WHY IS THE KITCHEN MATT 

UNDER THE LITTER BOX 

AND WHY IS MACKERULL 

LAYING

IN IT

TOONA:

😠😠😠😠😠😠😠

😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠

THANX FOR JOININ UZ TWO NITE 

HEERZ TA A HAPPEE HEALTHEE 

WEEK OH END

PEACE OUT N ROCK ON 

LONG LIVE SALT

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PLEEZ WELL COM BAK COPPEE & PASTE !!

  white fish wavez everee one

toona tee vee will ree zoom next weekz 

az we pay propz thiz week 

two de easturr hare

with R non classix  

easturr storee

pree sented bye

 coppee N paste

coz it iz frum yeerz past 

 

if we can all give

a round oh a plawz

two de doodz 

C & P

that wood bee awesum

with out further

a due

letz re vizit

EASTURR PAST

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 

while easturr can bee 

a rockin awesum holly day....

it can all sew bee

a veree vizshuz holly day.... 

for manee manee peepulz

N heerz how ther day can go...

they will eat candee 

til they hurl ....

 fite over de last ham samich.....

yell at de peepulz

at de  front oh de line.....

ta sit de hell down ....

sew ther kids can watch

de EASTURR parade....

hope inn ta see 

Santa Claus ???? 

at de end

then they go ta see

rell a tives 

they canna stand....

just coz it iz easturr....

N they due knot wanna 

oh fend

de easturr rabbit .....

who in all honest tee

could care less

coz de rabbitz out back ....

eatin everee bush... flower.... 

& tree start.... de peepulz just planted ....

2 weeks ago

then

they get colored dye

all over de white kitchen rug

when they tried ta color

bass terd chickn burd eggz 

they try ta pix

de shell off

de bass terd

chickn burd eggz

N it doez knot come off

in one peace ....

then therz like shell guts....

ina egg salad samich 

they for get wear they hided an egg

N it setz in de houz

for monthz on end.....

til de houz be stinkin

like cod onlee noez what...

& de smell oh garbage

act shoo a lee smellz better....

~~~~~

they accident lee eat

 a wee tinee

peace oh foil .....

that wuz sticked ta

de chocolate egg

that dinna getz peeled off 

then their fillinz in their teethz.....

be like 

hole.... lee.... $hitz......

N they yellz 

ta beet hellz

coz itz like one oh thoz

shootin painz

that goes thru de eye .....

like when they eat .....

ice creem two fast 

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

N last but knot leest

therz...

ewe guessed it.....

de hole BURD izzue....

coz why in de sam hell ....

doez ANY ONE…

wanna eat this.....

Be it boiled

fried..... baked...... cooked.....

scrambled...... over eazzee.....

omeletted...... ore poached 

when it comes outta de 

BUTT 

oh this

 a bass terd chckn BURD

~~~~~~~

heerz two a safe, happee, healthee

rockin awesum week oh end

HAPPEE EASTURR

be safe if ewe travel

peace out N rock on

long live

de easturr bunnee

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