Thursday, June 29, 2017

CAT NIP HIGH REE UNIONZ



whitefish wavez everee one
N welcome ta R fish a fied post
we call

itz clazz ree union time
=^..^=

while we noe most ree unionz 
sux big time
we can promize 
well may bee knot
PROMIZE

that thiz ree union 
will be an awesum one

sew even tho ewe did knot 
go two cat nip high
ore may bee ewe did 
N we just pazzed each other
in de hallz 

we still wood like ya 
ta join uz two day 
for sum snax anda look back 
at de 

clazz of 19 ?

sew bee for de next ree unionz
getz heer

heerz yur o fish ull pazz 
two de clazz
ree union 
oh trout townez onlee skewl

CAT NIP HIGH

} pleez make up an invite
oh yur choice in yur mindz eye {

 CLAZZ OH 19 ?
CAT NIP HIGH REE UNION

heerz R mass cot
bet cha thinked it wood
bee a trout huh 



de o fish ull inn vite

JOON 29TH AT:  WHAT EVER TIME 
YA WANNA SHOW UP
BEECH SIDE TROUT TOWNE
SOUTH SHORE
UNLESS DE WIND TERNZ
THEN TROUT TOWNE NORTH SHORE

SELL A BRATIN: DE MANEE YEERZ
WE HAZ BEEN
OUTTA SKEWL

COST: FREE TA ALL R PALS
SERVIN: SURF & TURF
A TIRE: BEE LONGZ ONA CAR 
MEWSIC PRO VIDED BYE: 
DE RAY DE OH

N now letz take a
wee look bak at de yeer book fotoz

furst up
 R senior yeer
buzzed fotoz

pleez note ♫
de ee fex oh de nip 
vare reed
frum foto shoot 
ta foto shoot



sew much for R senior fotoz

letz take a quik look see thru
de rest oh de
CAT NIP HIGH
CLAZZ oh 19 ?
yeer book

heerz gram paw dude
brown baggin hiz lunch



N de clazz val a dictorian
butter lover boomer
street wise o cat



home coming
N dai$y queen of de run on sentence
states:
I am so out of here
these are NOT daisies



and de cee ee oh
cee eff oh
& oh hell noe 
creator N founder oh 
CRANKEE AZZ CAT CHOW
sauce of fishbone



N last lee
tuna of moon
checkin de head litez
bee fore headin out 
in driverz ed



all ritie then

we will knot bee given 
any propz two de teecherz

sew letz head on over 
two de snax bar

pleez feel free ta help yur self
ta whatz cookin on de grill

🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠 
🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮

N stay az long az ya like

heerz two a happee healthee
week oh end
peace out N rock on

long live memoreez



 








Thursday, June 22, 2017

DE CODD MOTHER DE BASS TERD TURKEEZ SAGA


DE CODD MOTHER
DE BASS TERD TURKEEZ SAGA ~~



two nitez eppa sode 
oh de codd mother
iz dedicated two 
R long time catster friend

Minkinio Da Stinkavese
who left on assignment
6/18/17

we lovez ewe dood 
♥♥♥♥♥ 

last time on de codd mother 
de bass terd turkeez saga~~~~~

DING DONG DING DONG
♫♫♪♪

capo tuna: { pullin door open }

who de sam hellz ringin thiz bell 
ya sonz a


 uh.....codd mother....



~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

two nite on
DE CODD MOTHER
DE BASS TERD TURKEEZ SAGA


codd motherwhat is it capo tuna

cat father: bee sure itz knot tickin 
bee for ya open it up 

tozz a ham on it 
case it blowz
leest we will haz sum 
ham chunx 
ta snax on later

capo tuna: eye due knot heer 
a thing 
N we iz fresh outta ham 

sew in me mindz eye 
eye will place a ham upon it 
N heer goez

sniff sniff 
tare tare tare


capo tuna FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

cat father: hole lee ~~~ what de be jezuz ?

codd mother: please do not tell me 
we have to call the cops 
the tabbasini are still missing 
and if they are in trouble with the FEDS....well...

cat father: eye will wager nine centz 
de bass terd gobbler 
iz ree sponze a bull for that

capo tuna: eye shall see yur nine centz 
N raiz ewe ten centz 

bee coz de bass terd gobbler
sum how 
got a hold 
oh all de missive letterz 
eye sent two de furst 
set oh ree croozs

look at thiz....




 cat father: R we gonna take thiz
lyin down??



codd mother:
NO



capo tuna:
HELL NOE

 
{ knock on door }

~~ any one in here 
hey, it's me baby face and 

whoa

what a mess





hey can I come in ?
  I have to ask ya something




heerz two a happee healthee
week oh end

peace out N rock on

due knot live long
shreddin ma sheenz 
😠