SEE YA FRY DAY , MAY BEE

 whitefish wavez everee one

N welcome ta R yeer lee

 re run oh a ree run 

oh a reeeeeee run

anda happee ground hogz day 

two ewe Phil & familee 

roll filmz

whirrrrrr ~~~~

=^..^=

if ya red R post 

frum like nine teen yeerz ago 
and frum like one yeer ago 
ya mite rememburr 

we interveewed

dood phil hiz self in '15 

N hiz wife de mizzuz in 16 

sew we HAD

ta get sum one on one time 
with ther kidz

we iz buzzed happee 
ta pree sent two ewe 
de trout towne interveew with:

ground hog 

ground chuck 

ground roast

N ground braker

TT: welcome kidz oh phil 
& manee thanx

for takin time out two day 
ta haza wee talk

we hope ewe kidz 
will "spill de beanz"

coz when we interveewed 
both yur dad &

yur mom 
they waz knot two keen 
on conversayshunz

reederz oh trout 
pleez give a big round

oh applauze two 

ground hog 

ya take afturr

yur dad ya noe dood
any one else ever menshun that

 ewe izza eggz act 
like nezz all most

 all rightie then
 we can see yur 
az talkative ther buddy

az dad   ??

letz see if we can 
get a werd in edge wise

frum 

ground chuck

wavez dood 
ya must be total lee

proud oh yur dad
him bee in famouz N all

uh....sew iz de 

kinda sorta stink eye 

for UZ

ore cod for bid

yur dad

yea, oh kay 
best knot answer that one

moovin a long heer

letz heer from 

ground roast 

N listen ta what her 
haz ta say on thiz brisk 
feb ewe wary morn

N yur mom 

teeched ya well

when her said 
never talk ta strangerz 

{ iz it just uz 
ore iz thiz interveewz 
kinda one sided }

 last but shirley knot leest

welcome 

ground braker

hope ya had a soooper grate

holly day seezon

can we say 
ya troo lee haz done 
a grate job

oh brakin ground ther buddy

annnnnnnd

wood ya look at de time

if we R gonna make sail

bee for hi tide 
we best get ta

rollin a long

thanx everee one

for de foto opz

 guezz like father like son

like mother like daughter huh

well, if speech iz knot yur thing

thatz kewl two

we R outta heer

heerz two a happee healthee

week oh end

peace out N rock on

long live 

just bee in

yur self 

♥♥♥♥♥

anda thanx ta public domain for all de sooper kewl imagez

© FEBRUARY 07, 2024

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GATHERIN INFO ON ANSWER SUM QUEST SHUNZ DAY !

 white fizh wavez everee one 

N wel come

two a 

knota trout tee vee 

ree run post 

but a furst fora

me mackerull post 

bout answerin quest shunz 

pozed bye  de kitteh 

two de food servizz gurl

ona bee lated

answer yur catz quest shunz day

letz get rite two em

~~~~~~

why can’t eye shred de chairz 

like eye am due in with 

de love seet

why can’t eye punch 

a bigger holez in de paddy oh screen

why can’t eye eat de christmas tree

why can’t eye get IN de car 

if eye can go UNDER it

whY can’t eye eat de flowerz 

but eye can eat grazz

why can’t eye go outside 

wher eye was born

why can’t eye pick up

 wear de big katoona left off 

scratchin de wall

why can’t eye finizh 

pullin de base bored off 

de bathroom cab in net

why due eye haz five namez

mackerull boomer junior butter feeld

de food servizz gurlz answerz 

🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

heerz two a happee healthee 

week oh end

peace out N rock on 

long live info

© january 24, 2024

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A TROUT SING A LONG

 white fish wavez everee one

N wel come two a trout tee vee sing a

long that we com pozed bak in 32 AD

thiz songz all bout de trout

N how they iz taken over de werld 

one scalez atta time

roll film N

sing a long ~~~

troutz in de stor...troutz ina can...

troutz ona grill... troutz fry in de pan 

 

troutz ona shirt... troutz on pantz... 

troutz ona tie... troutz eat antz 

 

troutz ona plate... troutz on yur spoon... 

troutz for dinner... troutz at noon 

 

troutz in yur sock... troutz ina shooz... 

troutz on tee vee... troutz in de newz 

 

troutz on de ceelin... troutz on de flor.... 

troutz on yur wallz... troutz by de front door 

 

troutz can swim... troutz can knot hop.... 

troutz can sing.... troutz at car shop!!

N ther ewe haz it

heerz two a happee healthee week oh end

peace out N rock on

long live med leez

©JANUARY 17, 2024

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STOOOPID NEVER GOEZ OUTTA STYLE ~~~~

 white fizh wavez everee one

N wel come two a trout tee vee

ree runz frum bak in de dayz oh yore

when de food servizz gurl waz still

under employ

thiz post waz written ta show

PROOF pawz a tiv, that

STOOPID NEVER GOES OUTTA STYLE

roll film

sew de food gurl leeved

her place oh employ

N seez de following:

a tranz mission towerz 

carryin 489,321,096,363,755

volts oh spark

N wear R de stooooooopid azz burdz

iz chillaxin AND 

droppin waste

matterz on de carz on de parkin lot

a side note theeze fotoz suck

like a vacuum masheen

N yea, sew may be we canna spell

but we CAN reed

letz take a look

at what iz on de transmission towerz

a WARNING sign

bout de fact that

489,321,096,363,755 volts iz runnin thru it

N it reedz: use caution,

dont get neer, stand back,

stay off

due knot climb up

 sit on

ore rest against

yet wear R de stooooopid azzez ??

ewe guessed it 

faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 

STOOPID NEVER GOEZ OUTTA STYLEZ

heerz two a safe

happee

healthee week oh end

peace out N rock on…

long live fishin werms

©JANUARY 10, 2024

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HAPPEE MEW YEER TWO EVEREE ONE !!

white fizh wavez everee one 

N wel come two R furst post for

2024 and 

ewe bet 

itza REE RUN !!!!

a most happe mew yeer

ta R palz far N wide

“Time for me ta takez a brake” 

santy clawz cried

N we hope de dood in red

bringed ya everee thing ya wish

hope ya dinna wakez up

ta bass terd chckn in yur dish

over heer in trout towne

we shirlee will be jammin

noe chowin down on saladz

wee bee feastin on salmon

salmon salmon ~~~~feastin on salmon

sing long everee one

wee bee feastin on salmon

make sure ya eat sum pie

N sum left over cake

stay way frum bass terd chcckn

for de love oh codz sake

coz memburr it don’t matter

bee ewe boy ore gurl

if ya eat de bazz terd burd

yur shirlee gonna hurl

pork chopz N steaks 

even burger N friez

bee WAY better N burd 

we canna tell noe liez

salmon salmon ~~~~~feastin on salmon

sing long everee one 

wee bee feastin on salmon

sew a troo lee happe mew yeer

two each one oh ewe

we wish ya health N happeez

de yeer long thru

heerz ta treetz N toyZ 

for get de brush N comb

ta all R shelter palz

hope ya get yur for ever home

thanx for bein trout towne palz

we bee troo lee blessed

we luvz ewe one N all

R palz be de BEST

salmon salmon~~~~feastin on salmon

sing long everee one

wee bee feastin on salmon

heerz two a happee healthee 

week oh end

peace out N rock on

~~~~~~~~

long live de skillet 

©JANUARY 3, 2024

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