DE CODD MOTHER
DE BASS TERD TURKEE SAGA
DE 17 MINIT
SEER REEZ
FIN A LEE
FIN A LEE
last time on de codd mother
codd mother: come tuna,
I hear distant sounds
of an approaching storm
if we are to kill that bass terd
we must do so post haste
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on two nitez fin al lee
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de gobbler: yea a storm's approachin
and so is night & how
appropriate
for our final show down codd mother
I have my minions
stationed
all over the world as we speak
and all I need to do
is give the signal call
and WE will take over
and WE will take over
your time has come to an end codd mother
I am going to finish you off
and your family too, here and now
and in saying that, you might as well know
it was the "loan"
who saw to it
it was the "loan"
who saw to it
that the stories about don dude's
killing of my cousins were false...
HA !!!!
Loan spread rumors about don dude...
it was the hawkeneese
who were actually responsible
for the killings of my family,
and the sparrowantano knew this
the sparrowantano continued
to keep the flames of lies burning
to keep the flames of lies burning
until the feds got them into witness protection,
they not only feared the hawkeneese
but the loan as well
the feds eventually told the gobbler family
but the loan as well
the feds eventually told the gobbler family
who really killed off our cousins; but hey ~~~~~~
capo tuna: shut up gobbler
ewe will NEVER win
de greef ewe haz given US
over de yeerz
N for noe... damn.... reezon
ewe bass terd
eye swear upon.......
ewe will NEVER win
de greef ewe haz given US
over de yeerz
N for noe... damn.... reezon
ewe bass terd
eye swear upon.......
codd mother: capo tuna is right
you're a bass terd
and we curse the day we ever met
you will never win gobbler...ever
come tuna.
de gobbler: so what
ya gonna shoot me
cats dont know how to use fire arms
or are ya gonna kill me
with your looks
I see ya runnin, your scared
codd mother: we are getting out of
the rain before the storm hits
at least we have sense enough
to do so
de gobbler: bullshat you're not tough enough
like consigliere boomer
he's the only one who has street sense
but he's not here now
is he codd mother
is he capo tuna...
that's it run, RUN
but you will not escape me
nor can you hide
I will find you
and continue to give you grief
because I FEEL like it.....hah hah ha
consigliere boomer: gobbler
ewe bass terd
DUE KNOT
MEZZ
WITH
ME
FAMILEE
craaaacccccckkkkkk
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later that week somewhere in America
at a taste test in a kitchen
at a taste test in a kitchen
Mary: You know Jane, I'm thankful you invited us over
to Thanksgiving dinner
and you and I have been friends for so long
that we can speak the truth to one another
and not be offended
.. I have to tell you this bird is....well, disgusting.
Jane: frankly
your right.
I tried a new recipe
and it's just not working.
This bird IS disgusting,
thankfully we have a ham
I tried a new recipe
and it's just not working.
This bird IS disgusting,
thankfully we have a ham
You know Mary, it's the strangest thing
but when I was preparing this bird,
and your going to think I'm nuts,
but I swear to god
it had a lightning bolt steak across its side
🗲🗲🗲
consigliere boomer: eye owe ewe one Zeus
thanx dood
for teechin me how
ta shootz lightnin boltz
eye waz abe bull ta kill that bass turd
gobbler in secondz
thanx dood
for teechin me how
ta shootz lightnin boltz
eye waz abe bull ta kill that bass turd
gobbler in secondz
Zeus: no thanx needed boomer
I hated that bass terd gobbler too
I hated that bass terd gobbler too
THE END
