DE FAMILEE TREE OH SAUCE OH FISHBONE

 

WHITE FISH WAVEZ EVERREE ONE

N WEL COME TWO REE RUN EPPA SODA 4

FRUM DE YEER 1209

 

 

 

THIZ POST WAZ ALL BOUT UZ 

SEERCHIN R FAMILLE TREEZ

N WE WILL START WITH SAUCE OH FISHBONE'S 

 

ROLL FILM ~~~~~ WHIRRR

 

 

de familee tree oh sauce of fishbone

one oh de fav o rite treez 

oh de fishbone familee iz birch

N de fav o rite tree of de sauce familee 

iz spruce

de sauce familee tree 

datez bak ta like 1915 when de first sauce

 me grate timez 20 gratez, gram paw

béchamel sauce

meeted me grate times 20 gratez 

gram maw…. veloute sauce

they had sum kittehz; apple sauce 

N de twinz sweet N sour sauce 

apple sauce getted inta de pie biznezz 

sum wear long de line 

N meeted up with hot sauce

N short lee after

they had wee kittehz brown sauce... tomato sauce... sghettti sauce.... N soy

tomato.... who called hiz self tom for short

eventually changed hiz name 

 ta just tom cat N him fell in lovez 

with cocktail sauce

while eye due knot like ta speek 

ill oh me rel a tivez 

cocktail hada fairz with worcestershire sauce

 who for safetee reezonz bee came just... chester.... sew tom dinna noe who he trooly wuz

worcestershire sauce had a breef fling 

 with béarnaise sauce N they had one kitteh named steak sauce round de 70’s

rock on chester N béarnaise

any mew steak getted inta de cattle biznezz 

N got “all choked up” az he tellz it 

with a gal named fishbone

 and ta de next thing ya noe me dad 

hollandaise iz born

dad never getted ta Holland in all hiz yeerz

 tho he wanted two....and him did fall in luvz with me mom Barbie Q sauce

when eye wuz born

bee coz oh de a fairz oh 

steak sauce N fishbone

eye bee named…sauce of fishbone

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heerz two a happee healthee

week oh end

peace out N rock on

long live oh fairz 😜😉 

 

© january 25, 2023

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FISH FAX

 

WHITE FISH WAVEZ EVEREE ONE 

N WEL COME TWO REE RUN EPPA SODA

2 

FRUM 874 BC

 

 

WE CALLED THIZ ONE TROUT TOWNE FISH FAX

ORE FISH IN TROUT TOWNE WATERZ

 

LETZ LOOK.....ROLL FILM ~~~~~~~ WHIRRRR

SALMON: 

THER BE NOE SALMON IN DA HOLE O TROUT TOWNE

 THER BE NOE STREAMZ IN TROUT TOWNE

 SEW DE FISH HAZ NO PLACE TA SWIM....UP ORE DOWN

 N WE DUE KNOT HAZ A HEETED POOLZ EITHER

RAINBOW TROUT: 

RAINBOW TROUT IZ AVAIL A BULL SUNDAY THRU CATURDAY FRUM 7:47 AM TIL LIKE 5:56 PM

GIVE ORE TAKE A HOUR ORE FOUR.... 

CATFISH: 

WHOA…..CAT…FISH ?

SNAPPER: 

SEW LIKE ONE DAY WE WUZ FISHIN 

& SUMTHIN SNAPPED DA LINE

SEW IF IT WUZ KNOT A SNAPPER

THAN LIKE WHAT WUZ IT…!!! ??? 

EGGZ ACT LEE

TUNA: 

KNOT CUZIN TUNA ORE GRAN KID TUNA

TURKEYFISH: 

A PASSIN PIE RAT TOLL UZ ONZE 

THER BEE SUCH A THING AZA  TURKEY FISH 

N WE COULDNA CARED LEZZ

 

EWE BASS TURD

COD: 

THER YEWZ TA BEE 

PLENT TEE OH C.O.D. HEER

 BUT WERD HAZ IT THAT THE C.O.D.

OWED DE 

I.R.S. 

N HIM BEE A.W.O.L.

PURRHAPS DA C.I.A

HAZ MOR I.N.F.O….?????

SWORDFISH: 

IF ITZ KNOT TRYIN TA FITE UZ 

WITH A SPEERZ ORA STICK ORE SUMTHIN

ITZ PRETTY GOOD SEARED AT 387 DEGREEZ 

FOR LIKE 10 MINITZ

 

SERVED WITH CATGRASS 

IT MAKES A PRETTEE GOOD MEEL

 

 ITZ JUST A HASSLE 

GETTIN DA SWORD A WAY 

FRUM DA FISH IN DA FURST PLACE

BARRACUDA: 

OK, MOOVIN RITE A LONG NEXT FISH PLEEZ

N DUE KNOT ASK ‘BOUT SHARK 

COZ WE WILL TELL YA DA SAME THING

EEL: 

KNOT REELY SURE IF THIS IZ A FISH

BUT HIM BEE ONE SLIPPER REE CHARACTER

R GUEZZ IZ HIMZ RUNNIN FRUM DA LAW

MACKERULL: 

 

KNOT MACKERULL BOOMER JUNIOR FEEL

BASS: 

THIZ FISH BEE OH KAY FOR SNAKIN ON

BUT TALK ‘BOUT A BIG MOUTH

DUE KNOT EVER TELL THIZ FISH A SEKRIT

 COZ HIM WILL BE SWIMMIN BACK 

TA WHER EVER FISH BE HANGIN OUT AT

N TELLIN YUR BIZNEZZ

THEN YA FIND OUT

N ALL YA CAN END UP SAYIN IZ

 “YA GOTTA BIG MOUTH...…BASS”

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

HOPE EVEREE ONE HAZA GRATE WEEK OH END

BEE HAPPEE HEALTHEE & SAFE

PEACE OUT, ROCK ON, LONG LIVE DONUTZ

 

© jANUARY 18, 2023

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A PENMANSHIP POST FROM 1392

 WHITE FISH WAVEZ EVEREE ONE

N WEL COME TA TROUT TEE VEE

 

 

 

 

REE RUN ONE

 FRUM 1392 

WHEN WE WAZ STILL IN SKEWL

THIZ POST WAZ CALLED 

WHO HAD DE BEST

WRITIN STYLE 

N WHO WEARED IT BEST

NATCH IT HAD TA BEE LONG 

TWO DAI$Y

EVEN UZ DOODZ ADD MITTED THAT

BEE COZ HER RUN ON SENTENCE 

UZED EVEREE

LETTER OF DE ALFA BIT

CONGA RATZ TWO EWE CUZIN DAIZ

 

ROLL FILM ~~~~~~~~~

I am beyond fabulous, 

but everyone already knows this ♥

so I shall just practice 

some more penmanship~~~

hoping to use every letter 

of the alphabet ....

and 

praying the jewelry store 

is still open 

by the time I leave 

this zoo 

called trout towne school 

of higher education 

where I'd really like to see 

..... quality learning  .....

even if that makes 

no sense 

whatsoever

rather like boomer 

who, if you ex-rayed his brain 

you would find 

no brain cells 

because his mind is filled 

with thoughts of pork roast.  

I love Me

~~~~~~~~~~~

 

OH KAY THEN

HEERZ TWO A HAPPEE HEALTHEE

WEEK OH END

PEACE OUT & ROCK ON

 

LONG LIVE WRITIN STYULLZ 

© january 11,  2023

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COPPEE N PASTE IZ NOW PAYIN UZ RENT !!

 whitefish wavez everee one 

N well come ta de trout tee vee 

 

eppa soda we iz callin  

pleez say 

how dee 

ta coppee N paste 

 

coz they haz oh fish ul lee mooved inta de land oh trout 

 

ore in plane speech 

de gurl iz two lazee ta think oh  new shitz 💩💩💩💩

 ta bull shitz 💩💩💩💩 

about 

 

sew 2023 will bee 

a bunch a lame azz 

ree runz shitz 💩💩💩💩

  

 just like ewe seed heer 

on R blog in 2022 

if ewe iz even still reedin 

R bull shitz 💩💩💩💩

 

N thatz noe bull  

 

we sended coppee N paste 

ona seerch for sum shitz  

💩💩💩💩

 we rited yeerz ago 

N they came bak witha

 lotta bull shitz 💩💩storeez 

 

and we hope ta cod 

ta bee abe bull ta vizit 

mor often 

N thatz noe bull either

 

we wizh everee one 

all de best in 2023

and thatz for sure 

noe bull shitz 

💩💩💩💩💩

 

heerz two a happee

healthee week oh end

 

peace out N rock on

long live 

💩💩

 

 

© january 4,  2023

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