Wednesday, October 23, 2019

WE CANNA COUNT PAZZ 2.3 & 1/8

WHITEFISH WAVEZ EVEREE ONE
N WELL COME TA TOONA TEE VEE
STARRIN NOE ONE THIZ WEEK

WE DINNA GET CANCELLED 
AZ DAI$Y WOOD LIKE

WE CANNA TELL EWE 
WHICH STOOL 
GETTED DE MOST VOTEZ LAST WEEK 
COZ WE CANNA COUNTZ
PAST 2.3 & 1/8

& DE FOOD SERVIZZ GURLZ 
PLACE OH EMPLOY
HAZ BEEN A PAIN IN DE AZZ 
SEW WE GOT NOE NEW
STOREEZ

THAT HOW EVERZ 
GOT UZ TA THINKIN 
SINZ IT HOWL O WEEN 
ALL MOST 
BOUT GHOSTZ N HOW GHOSTZ 
NEVER HAZA 
PAIN IN DE AZZ

PURRHAPS AT SUM POINT 
IN THER PAST LIFEZ 
THEY HAD MULL TEE PULL 
PAINZ IN DE AZZ 
BUT NOW THEY NO LONGER DUE

FRANK LEE 
WE DUE KNOT NOE 
IF A GHOST EVEN HAZA AZZ

& WE WOOD TROO LEE KNOT 
WANNA SEE ONE 

 ~~~~~~ A GHOST THAT IZ 

KNOT AN AZZ

TA ASK

THO THIZ ONE SHOWED UP 
OUT SIDE R PADDY OH DOOR
LAST WEEK 

N WE HAZ KNOT LOOKED OUT SIDE 
SINZ



HEERZ TWO A GRATE WEEK OH END 
& MAY IT BEE 

PAIN IN DE AZZ FREE

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Wednesday, October 16, 2019

WE KNEAD DE HELP OH R VEEWIN AUDEE ANTZ

WHITEFISH WAVEZ EVEREE ONE 
& WELL COME 
TA TOONA TEE VEE
STARRIN KNOT DAI$Y ORE MACKERULL

THEY GOT AIR TIME LAST WEEK

BUT JUST ME 
TOONA

DAI$Y: MACKERULL AND I 
GOT 5 SECONDS; IF
OF AIR TIME
THIS SHOW SHOULD HAVE BEEN
CANCELLED

MACKERULL: THERZ A CRICKET IN DE GARAGE

TUNA: ???  OH KAY THEN 
AZ EYE WAS STARTIN TA SAY 
WE WOOD LIKE R VEEWIN AUDEE ANTZ
TA PLEEZ  GIVE UZ AN HONEST
OH PINIONZ THIZ WEEK

HEERZ DE TICKET

ME & MACKERULL

DAI$Y: IT'S MACKERULL AND I

TUNA: NOE, ITZ ME N MACKERULL

MACKERULL: NOW DE CRICKETZ IN DE HOUZ

TUNA: HIZZZZZZZZ

LISTEN UP 
ME N MACKERULL
GETTED THIZ CARD IN DE POSTAL BOX 
N WE KNEAD
YUR HELP



DAI$Y: THIS IS ONE PIECE OF MAIL 
I DON'T WISH TO SEE  !!

TUNA: CAN EYE PA LEEZ FINISH

MACKERULL:  EYE JUST ATE DE CRICKET

TUNA: FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AZ EWE 
R AUDEE ANTZ 
CAN PLANE LEE SEE 

DE CARD OH 
DE EWE NOE WEAR PLACE 
WANTZ UZ TA BRING A STOOL

MAY WE PLEEZ GET A VOTE 
ON WHICH ONE EWE THINK 
IZ DE AWESUMEST 

PLEEZ LEEVE YUR VOTE 
IN DE COMMINT BOX 
N WHEN WE GO TWO DE V.E.T.

MAKERULL: HOLE LEE SHI......

TUNA: YEZ EYE AM SPELLIN VET
WHEN WE HAFTA GO 
WE WILL BRING 
WHICH EVER STOOL 
GETZ DE MOST VOTEZ

WITH THANX FOR YUR TIME

HEERZ STOOL SAMPULL W


HEERZ STOOL SAMPULL 17

AND LAST LEE HEERZ STOOL SAMPULL C09W


N HEERZ TWO A GRATE WEEK OH END

PEACE OUT N ROCK ON
LONG LIVE CARE GIVERZ

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Wednesday, October 9, 2019

WE IZ HONORED TA BEE HONOR RARRY HONOR REEZ

WHITE FISH WAVEZ EVEREE ONE 
& WELL COME TA TOONA TEE VEE
STARRIN CUZIN DAIZ,
MACKERULL BOOMER JUNIOR BUTTER FEELD
& YEZ, ME TOONA

WE IZ BEYOND BUZZED HAPPEE 
TA TELL EWE 

THAT  R AWESUM LEE 
SOOOPER GRATE PALZ  
ERIC & FLYNN 

HAZ ASKED UZ TA BEE 
HONOR RARRY HONOR REEZ 
AZ PART OH THER BORDER PA TROLL 
& WE IZ HONORED
TA DUE SEW

TWO NITE 
WE BEE SWEARED IN
IN FRONT OH EWE
R VEEWIN AUDEE ANTZ

THAT SAID 
DAIZ & MACKERULL
PLEEZ REE PEET AFTURR ME:


" WE DA TABBIES OH TROUT TOWNE
DUE SOLEMN LEE SWEAR
 BYE OATH 

& STILL WITH CUZZ
WERDZ

TA KEEP SAFE AT ALL TIMEZ 

DE ALLERN FARM 
 THER LANDZ
& ERIC & FLYNNZ 
MUM & DAD

WE PROMIZE TA KEEP ALL SAID 
SAFE & FREE FRUM HARM 
DANGER 
ILLNEZZ 
& SHOW DOWNZ 
WITH BASS TERD CHCKNZ
& BASS TERD TURKEE INVAYSHUNZ

ALL DE DAYZ OH R LIVEZ

DAMN STRAIT 
EWE BET 
FOR SURE 
ALL WAYZ "

SWEARED INTA OATH 
& LAW 
ON THIZ 9TH DAY OH OCTOBURRZ
IN DE YEER 2019

🐾🐾🐾🐾

DAIZ & MACKERULL

HEER BEE YUR OH FISH ULL BADGEZ

EYE TUNA 
WILL WEARZ MINE ON
ME RITE SIDE SHULDER


HEERZ TWO A HAPPEE HEALTHEE 
WEEK OH END
PEACE OUT & ROCK ON

LONG LIVE FOR EVERZ FRIENDZ ♥♥

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Wednesday, October 2, 2019

TWO R HERO ♥♥♥♥♥

whitefish wavez everee one
N well come ta toona tee vee
eppa soda 578.23

two nite we is payin propz
two de dood in R life who iz
plane N simplee put

R heer roe

if ya haz known uz tabbiez
for 100 dayz ore 100 yeerz
 ewe noe we bee talkin bout:

ST FRANCIS

inn stead oh de usual St Francis
storee we tell each yeer 
we dee sided
ta switch it up a bit ta nite 
N tell ewe all bout sum kewl 
St Francis "stuffz"
we haz run acrozz

furst up, we bet Spitty noez de answer
two thiz questshun

what city in de statez iz named after
St Francis ?

if ya guessed SAN FRANCISCO
 ewe wood bee rite !

while we bee sneekin round 
de inter webz 
on de food servizz gurlz phone 

we finded this total lee
awesum sanctuary 
which bee loe cated in Texas

tho we iz knot sure 
how cloze they iz ta R palz


if ya getz a chance check out de rescuez

ewe pupz rock !!

a few moonz ago 
de food servizz gurl 
ta R long time pal Gleek
 sended ta R food servizz gurl 
thiz total lee AWESUM
medallionz





then therz R veree own St Francis 
who watchez over de
front yard N keepz uz safe

him bee longed ta de food gurlz
gram pa ♥


St Francis bee known 
azs de patron Saint oh animalz
N de enviroment 

we hate ta think what him wood say
 lookin at de sad azz state oh affairz 
de earth 
N all itz animalz iz in
rite now

like thiz St Francis Satyr butterfly
whooz endangered 😢


Lotz oh petz 
go to church ta day ta bee blessed
on de Feast o St Francis

de food servizz gurl
sayz one oh theeze yeerz 
herz gonna get brave N take uz 
ta bee blessed

R palz allie, noelle N raz iz brave

they go each yeer
may bee itz ther mom 
thatz brave tho huh😜

anyway, we hope ewe N joyed 
thiz post bout St Francis
never bee afraidz ta ask him for blessingz 

himz all wayz willin ta listen

ST FRANCIS

WE LOVEZ EWE DOOD
♥♥♥♥♥

heerz two a happee healthee week oh end

peace out N rock on

long live tra dishunz

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