R TEE VEE SETZ GONE MAD PART QUARTERZ

whitefish wavez everee one 

N welcome ta

toona tee vee starrin 

knot dai$y 

N me toona

ya mite az well uze de box 
then grab sum snax

coz we iz gonna bee heer 

at de pole leese stayshunz

a weeeee bit longer 

while we rollz 

R film 

ta show two de FED

pull up a hammick 

fix that snax tray 

N settle in

capo tuna: keep rollin film ther dood

~~~~~~~~~ whirr

codd mother: now that we busted 

your chops ther FED

with PROOF that the loan 

A} wasn't dead and

 B} let you into our studio 

the night of january 24 

let's have a look see 

what else the cat father 

sent our way

capo tuna: N sum timez

a pix surz werth a thousand

werdz 

whatz thiz !!

is that ....CASH ??

IT IZ !

DE BASS TERD

 LOAN 

PAID EWE ??

codd mother: 

and in any language

INCLUDING TROUT

that's called... 

de FED: you have no

PROOF I physically

took the cash so...

capo tuna:

but WAIT

de filmz knot finished rollin..

.... yet 

heerz two a happee

healthee week oh end

peace out N rock on

long live de 

20 $

RE TEE VEE SETZ GONE MAD PART TRES

whitefish wavez everee one

we iz glad ya tooned in thiz week

ta toona tee vee starrin

KNOT DAI$Y 

and me ... toona

we iz STILL heer 

at de pole lease stayshuns 

with de FED 

but R camera crooz
heer two....... sew ~~~

capo tuna: keep rollin 

that film ther camera dood

coz thiz iz onlee gonna getz

better N better

codd mother:  so, FED 

last week you yelled we 
SLAYED THE LOAN 

ON LIVE TEE VEE

let's take a look 

at the ACTUAL footage

if we can gather round my

tablet here

I'll just hit

PLAY

~~~~~~~

whirrrrrrrrrr 

capo tuna: R ewe dead 

ewe bass terd

de loan:

{ time stamp 11:37 pm }

de FED: looks like 

photo shop to me 

I'm going to put you both under

capo tuna: yur gonna put uz 

under nothin

thanx two de cat father

who sended thiz snap shotz 

R way 

we now noe who de 

"audience memburr waz"

who letted ewe 

de FED

inta R stoo dee oh

letz look

{ time stamp 11: 58 pm }

capo tuna: eye wood say 

we haz been framed

and bye ...
DE LOAN 
HIZ SELF

eye new ya waz knot dead
ya bass terd

codd mother: not that kind of 

"framed" 

capo tuna

but we are going to have
to make sure the
audience seating area
is CLEAR
before we go home for the night

capo tuna: well anyway

letz take a look 

at what elze de cat father
sendin uz
bout

EWE

ther.....

FED 

heerz two a happee

healthee

week oh end

peace out N rock on

long live flash bax 

♥♥♥

R TEE VEE SETZ GONE MAD PART DEUX ~~~

two nitez eppa sode

oh toona tee vee iz

dedicated 

two R total lee

awesum lee 

mega way kewl

catster palz

Meep & Bibi

we lovez ewe both

  

all wayz 

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

whitefish wavez everee one

we R bak frum commershul brake

we haz grabbed sum 

canned goodz 

N we iz reddy

ta finish watchin

what de sam hell de FED

thinkz him haz on uz

continmew with film

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ whirr

de FED: here we see you

capo tuna

tampering with crime scene evidence

 de fed: if we can turn up audio 

and listen in

capo tuna: faaaaaa...yur knot dead 

ewe bass terd

if thiz doez knot smellz 

fishee ta me

nothin EVER will

de FED: here we see you 

attempting to remove the weapon

used to slay the LOAN

de FED: here you are trying to dispose

of said weapon

de codd mother: this is asinine 

there's NO interior organs loose

the PLASTIC knife is as clean 

as the day it was brought home  

the table itself

is polished and clearly guts free ~~~~~~ 

and who let YOU into OUR studio

capo tuna: hold up ther codd mother 

wait til ya see

what de cat father 

just sended me 

via cell ewe lar dee vize
=^..^=

:) 


heerz two a happee
healthee week oh end
peace out N rock on
long live cameraz film
♥♥

R TEE VEE SETZ GONE MAD

whitefish wavez everee one

N welcomez ta toona tee vee

starrin 
KNOT DAI$Y

& me toona

we leeved ya like two weekz ago

with a live eppa sode oh uz

at de pole leese stayshunz

but thank full lee

 Joanie N de Shop Vac

final lee getted de sam hellz outta heer

meen while.. de FED had me 

N de codd mother

followz him down sum hall

ta watch what him called

eva dentz on tape

bullz turdz we said 

but what de hay

it taked uz 14 dayz 

ta get down thiz hall wayz

why knot sit a spell 

N see what thiz doodz

"got on uz "

~~~~~~~~~~~~

de fed: pull up a chair 

capo tuna and codd mother 

I have evidence on tape

that you did in fact

SLAY THE LOAN ON LIVE TV

codd mother: I'd use that word 

"evidence"

lightly there mister.. as we

capo tuna: codd mother...

hold up ther a minit

letz see what de FED haz on uz

roll film ther dood

whirrrr~~~~~~~~~~~~

JAN EWE WARY 24th 2018

toona: ewe bass terd eye shall kill ewe

de FED: as you can see he's slain dead

codd mother: faaaaaaaaaaa

tuna asked that bass terd 

if he was dead and he......

de FED: I must interrupt codd mother

as after the show that night,

and going on the tip 

of an audience member

we entered your set 

and discovered the following

codd mother: illegal search and entry

de FED: and here we see capo tuna

returning to the scene of the crime

and now a werd frum R sponsor 

crankee ass cat chow
fee churin

 tucker felineoni
de cat father
frum
I Have Three Cats

heerz two a happee healthee 
week oh end 
peace out N rock on 
long live caushunz tape
♥♥♥