Wednesday, December 31, 2025

HUBBLE TOTAL LEE ROX !!! ♥♥♥♥

WHITE FIZH WAVEZ EVEREE ONE
N WEL COME TWO A TROUT TEE VEE 




EPPA SODA THAT EYE AM CALLIN 
SEW LONG 2025
THIZ IZ DE LAZT POST OH DE YEER

IF EWE HAZ A WEE MINIT
LIKE FOR SURE 
JUZT ONE MINIT

PLEEZ CHEX OUT THIZ LINK
AND REED DE STOREE BOUT DE COSMIC BUTTERFLY

WE DUE KNOT SELL A BRATE 
MEWZ YEERZ EVE HEER IN TROUT

AND AFTURR EWE CHEX OUT THIZ LINX
WE THINK EWE MITE AGREEZ 




THAT DE FIRE WERKZ HEER ON EARTH
R TOTAL LEE

 INN SIG NIFFEE CANT
N TOTAL LEE LAME
COMPARED TWO DE BUTTERZ FLY

PEACE OUT N ROCK ON
HEERZ TWO A HAPPEE HEALTHEE
SAFE BLEZZED MEW YEER 
TWO EACH OH EWE

SEE EWE IN DE COZZ MOZ 

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Wednesday, December 24, 2025

HAPPEE HOLLY DAYZ

  WHITE FIZH WAVEZ EVEREE ONE
N WEL COME TWO A TROUT TEE VEE 




EPPA SODA THAT EYE AM CALLIN 

MERREE CHRISTMAS
ANDA VEREE HAPPEE MEW YEER 
TWO EWE ALL


EYE COLORED THIZ CARD MEE SELF 


HOPE EVEREE ONE
HAZA SOOPER GRATE HOLLY DAYZ TIME
AND MAY YUR YEER A HEAD
BEE FILLED WITH HAPPEEZ
HEALTHEEZ AND ALL THINGZ GRATE

PEACE OUT N ROCK ON
BLEZZED BE R FRIENDZ 
💚💖💚💖💚💖

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Wednesday, December 17, 2025

CHRISTMAZ CARDZ FRUM DE LAST CENTUREE PART TWO

 WHITE FIZH WAVEZ EVEREE ONE
N WEL COME TWO A TROUT TEE VEE 




EPPA SODA THAT EYE AM CALLIN 
SUM CHRISTMAS CARDZ
FRUM LIKE A BAZILLION YEERZ AGO

IF EWE WAZ ROUND LAZT WEEK
EWE SEED WE SHARED SUM
CHRISTMAZ CARDZ
FRUM DE 
FOR TEEZ


N TWO DAY EYE AM SHARIN MOR CARDZ
FRUM BAK IN DE EARL LEE DAYZ

LETZ LOOK 



DE GURLZ MOM SAIZ HER THINKZ 
THEEZ WAZ SHARED WITH CLAZZ MATEZ 
N DE TEECHER 
BUT HER WAZ KNOT SURE

PRETTE KEWL THO HUH
THEY BEE VEREE TINEE
AND PLAZ TIK

HEERZ TWO A HAPPEE HEALTHEE
WEEK OH END
PEACE OUT N ROCK ON
LONG LIVE
NOE STAL GEE AH 

🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄

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Wednesday, December 10, 2025

CHRISTMAS CARDZ FRUM LIKE DE LAZT CENT YUR REE

WHITE FIZH WAVEZ EVEREE ONE
N WEL COME TWO A TROUT TEE VEE 




EPPA SODA THAT EYE AM CALLIN 
SUM CHRISTMAS CARDZ
FRUM LIKE A BAZILLION YEERZ AGO

IF EWE WAZ ROUND AT HEARTZ DAY
OH LOVEZ
N SEED R HEARTZ DAY OH LOVEZ CARDZ

THIZ POZT IZ LIKE THAT BUT INN STED
OH VAL EN TINEZ

WE BEE SHARIN CHRISTMAS CARDZ
THAT BEE LONGED TWO DE FOOD SERVIZZ GURLZ
MOM 

TWO DAY EYE AM SHARIN FOUR CARDZ
FRUM BAK IN DE EARL LEE DAYZ
NEXT WEEK EYE WILL SHAREZ SUM MOR

LETZ LOOK 


DE GURLZ MOM SAID THEEZ BE FRUM DE 40’z

KNOT LIKE TWO DAYZ THAT FOR SURE

HEERZ TWO A HAPPEE
HEALTHEE WEEK A HEAD

PEACE OUT & ROCK ON
LONG LIVE THINGZ FRUM DE DAYZ OH YORE 

🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄

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Wednesday, December 3, 2025

R YEER LEE AFTURR TURKEE DAY RE RUN POZT

  white fish wavez everee one
N wel come two de 
yeer lee afturr bass turd 
burd day ree run post 
roll film 
whirrrr ~~~~




BASS TERD BURD DAY IZ GONE

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

bass terd burd day iz gone 
az well az de ree layshunz   
that bee in de houz   
messin up R roo teen
N schedulez 
N everee thing else
 they mezzed up
  

sew long peepulz
N due knot come bak for Christmas
coz we iz knot gonna open de door
 
N we will call de pole leese
if we see ewe drivin down de street
 
N if ya due knot think we will
drive down de street
N see what happenz


 sinz we iz ona 
tie raid two day

we wood like ta menshunz if we can
 

that knot onlee doez 
de houz knead fume a gate inn 
coz it bee stinkin 
like cooked bass terd turkee azz
  

ther bee NOE left overz left
eggs cept

de $#itz smellin 
cooked bass terd turkee azz


  we haz:

noe pie, noe spuds
knot even any beanz…
 
 { tho we finded a bizcuit
that could take out 

a concreet stat chew }

HOW EVERZ


 
 de 
$#itz smellin 
bass terd turkee azz
 iz STILL in de houz
168 hours later

coz de idiot peepulz 
who leeved de idiot relaytionz
inta de houz
ta mezz up R roo teen
N schedulez ...
N everee thing else 
they messed up

buyed a dam bass terd turkee 
 

that weighed 7,884 poundz 
N they iz STILL eatin
de 
$#itz smellin 
bass terd turkee burd
 
itz been 
fresh outta de oven 
snacked on  
in samiches
in soop, on toast, ina pie, 
 mixed with eggz
 
 fried with an om letz
 inna cass o roll,on sum pizza,
in sghetti, with mac N cheese
stuffed in tacoz 
on top oh sum pancakez
stuck under a seet....
layin on de floor 
& put in R dishez   

wear it ree manez 
ta thiz day  
growin fuzz
 
de bass terd turkee
haz been used az   
wood filler,
a door stop, a fake goatee,
prop for de broken chair legz

N sent home with de peepulz...
who bee in de houz
messin up R roo teen
N schedulez 
 N everee thing elze 
they messed up
 
itz been ree fuzed 
bye de nayborz,
fried, sliced, grilled,poached,
diced, seered, N chilled
 
N due knot EVEN 
get uz started
bout de stuffin
 up itz butt
 tho it diz a peered
az well 
ugh
 

N sure sum oh thiz 
mite bee egg zag urayshunz
but we guarunteez de burd
DID weighz
 7,884 poundz

heerz two a 
happee healthee
week oh end

peace out N rock on
long live 
coppee N paste ♥♥♥♥♥
 
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Wednesday, November 26, 2025

R YEER LEE BASS TERD TURKEE DAY POZT 11.26

 white fizh wavez everee one 
N wel come
two R an ewe ull 
bass terd
burd day ree run post

if ewe haz ben round a while
ewe noe wear thiz iz goin


roll film ~~~~~~

two morrow iz 
de day we HATE DE MOST

with thiz bee in said
letz welcome R palz 
coppee N paste 
who iz heer ta help uz re post 
R bass terd burd day post
frum yeerz past
take it a way coppee N paste
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~  
sum pilgrimz got ina boat
N sailed a cross de sea
they stopped heer in de usa
coz sum one had ta pee
wear they bee troo lee headed
noe one will ever noe
we canna reech em on a fone
  thiz be manee yeerz ago
well they serched for a toy let
N knot a one could be found
sew they got out sum shovelz
N put em two de ground

N prettee soon a town be born
with shoppez N homez ga lore
cropz grew.. sew did biznezz
much ta be thanx full for

de pilgrimz said ...we shuld feest
call it thanx givin day
they cooked sum pies.. mashed sum spudz
de damn chickn flew a way

they couldna catch de bass terd burd
an eye dea popped in sum onez head
letz try... de one called turkee
they found one… shot him dead
~~~~~~~~~~~~
it bee that time oh yeer again
de day we hate de most
when everee one be eatin burd
stead oh... nice pork roast
ewe could be eatin donutz
ore bee at a fish fry
ewe could be eatin samichez
on buttered bread called rye

ewe R a bass terd turkee burd
N frank lee we hate ewe
yur talk iz cheep... ya taste like crap
we wood rather eat a shoo

give uz sum pie... ore sum spudz
 noe stuffinz goin in R gutz
we noe wear... de stuffinz been
up.. de.. turkeez.. buttz

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

may yur travelz bee safe 

yur platez bee full
yur famileez bee blessed 

hope everee one haza
grate week oh end 
peace out N rock on
long live de pizza .......

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
wee bee thanx full for all R friendz
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

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Wednesday, November 19, 2025

WAKE ME ON DECEMBURR 7 ORE SEW


  WHITE FIZH WAVEZ EVEREE ONE
N WEL COME TWO A TROUT TEE VEE 




EPPA SODA THAT EYE AM CALLIN 
  
WAKEZ ME UP ON 
DECEMBURR 7
ORE SUM THIN 

BUT 

KNOT ON NOVEMBURRZ 
27TH


HEERZ TWO A HAPPEE
HEALTHEE WEEK OH END

PEACE OUT N ROCK ON

GO A WAY 

BASS TURD 
NEXT WEEK TURKEE DAY

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Wednesday, November 12, 2025

JUST AN…EYE WUNDER…QUIZZ

  WHITE FIZH WAVEZ EVEREE ONE
N WEL COME TWO A TROUT TEE VEE 




EPPA SODA THAT EYE AM CALLIN 
INN SIDE OUT 
ORE OUT SIDE INN

SEW THER EYE WAZ AT DE PADDY OH
WHEN DE GURL CAP SURED
A FOTOZ

JUZT FOR FUNZ
SEE IF EWE CAN FIGUREZ OUT

AM EYE ON DEE INN SIDE LOOKIN
OUT AT DE FLOWERZ

ORE

IZ DE GLAZZ REE FLECTED SEW
IT LOOKZ LIKE DE FLOWERZ
IZ ON DEE OUT SIDE LOOKIN IN

ORE


IZ DE FLOWERZ ACT SHOO A LEE
INN DE HOUZ !!!

🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱


HEERZ TWO A HAPPEE HEALTHEE
WEEK OH END
PEACE OUT & ROCK ON
LONG LIVEZ FOLIAGE
💮💮💮💮💮

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Wednesday, November 5, 2025

SUN DAY SELFEEZ ONA WEDNEZDAY ~~~

 WHITE FIZH WAVEZ EVEREE ONE
N WEL COME TWO A TROUT TEE VEE 




EPPA SODA THAT EYE AM CALLIN 

A SUN DAY SELFEEZ
ON A WEDNEZDAY

WITH AN IMPORT ANT FOOD MESSAGE

~~~~ CAN EWE SEE IT 🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠


HEERZ TWO A HAPPEE HEALTHEE
WEEK OH END
PEACE OUT N ROCK ON
LONG LIVE BOOGIE MATTZ 

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Wednesday, October 29, 2025

A HOWL O WEEN SING A LONG

 
  WHITE FIZH WAVEZ EVEREE ONE
N WEL COME TWO A TROUT TEE VEE 




EPPA SODA THAT EYE AM CALLIN 



A HOWL O WEEN SING A LONG

~~~~~~~ hit it ~~~~~~~~~

sew ther eye waz 
chillaxin on me bed

thoughtz oh trout 
bee floatin in me head


Itz howl o ween nite 
N de door bellz ringin

 soundz like sum onez out side 
N  they bee a …. singin  


eye due knot haz candee 
eye due knot haz treetz

out side eye heer de sound 
oh sum shufflin "feetz"


sum one iz now poundin 
on de screen door

eye yelled shut de hellz up 
eye canna take it noe mor 


de noiz dinna stop 
eye'm heerin stuff on de roof

eye noe itz knot santa 
ore a rain deer hoof 


eye iz now gettin pizzed 
N am gonna call de copz

eye heer em mezzin in de bushez 
N on de tree topz


eye flung de door open 
am gettin reddy ta yell 
eye due KNOT
haz candee N what de sam hell
  

and de WERST COZTOOM EVER  
came bee for me eyez

take a look for yur selvez 
coz eye canna tell noe liez


ewe bass terd

heerz two a
happee safe howl o ween
peace out N rock on
long live
jack N hiz lanturn 
🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃

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