WE IZ ON LOCK DOWN 3.25.2020

white fish wavez
everee one
N wel come ta toona tee vee

two nite we iz starrin
noe one

coz at de strike oh
mid nite
o dark o clox

we iz oh fish ull lee

 on lock down 

🔓🔓🔓

 we iz knot sure when 

 we will bee abe bull 

ta sneek ta blogland 
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thoz who noe how we post 

noez de food gurl

sneekz round at werk

we hope ta bee bak with R 

9 partz hizz tree lesson

bout snakez 

ina couple oh weekz

in de meen time

everee one stay 
happee N healthee 

♥♥♥♥♥

AN IRISH HIZZ TREE LEZZON ♣♣♣♣♣

WHITEFISH WAVEZ EVEREE ONE

N WEL COME TA TOONA TEE VEE

TWO NITE WE WOOD LIKE 

TA PREE SENTZ 

TWO R VIEWIN AUDDE ANTZ

OH 3 PEEPULZ 

A SMALL LESSON IN HISS TREE

BOUT HOW SNAKEZ 

GETTED TA DE EMERALD AISLE

HOW THEY LEEVED

N WHY THEY NEVER REE TERNED

WITH THIZ BEE IN SAID

WE ROLL FILM ON PART 7

"NOAH... SNAKEZ... & HIZ SHIP DE ARK"

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~~~~~~~~ WHIRRR

89 BAZILLION YEERZ AGO 

DE GOOD LORD TOLL NOAH 

IT WAZ GONNA START RAININ 

TA BEET ALL HELLZ

SUM MITE SAY 

FAAAAA 

DE GOOD LORD

DOEZ KNOT USE DE WERD HELLZ 

N WE SAY 
WELL HIM TOLL SATAN 

TA GO TA HELL

 

KNOT, YO DOOD

GO GET SUM COFFEE 

N DUE KNOT COME BAK

ANYWAY DE LORD TOLL NOAH 

HIM BEST GATHER UP 

ALL DE ANIMALZ 

N GET DE HELLZ OUTTA DODGE

WE DUE KNOT NOE 

IF NOAH LIVED IN DODGE 

BUT WE IZ USIN THIZ NAME 

FOR R CITEE ANY WAY

NOAH WAZ LIKE OH KAY 

BUT EYE AM KNOT

K.N.O.T 

TAKIN ANY SNAKEZ 

ON THIZ JOURNEE 

& DE LORD SAID 

NOE PROBLEM DOOD 

LET EM SWIMZ TA SAFE TEE

SUM BASS TERD SNAKEZ 

OVER HURD THIZ CONVERSATION

& BEE IN DE NOZEE AZZEZ 

THAT THEY IZ 

 THEY SNEEKED A BORED SHIP & HID

KNOT LONG AFTURR 

DE MONGOOSE FAMILEE 

FINDED DE BASS TERD SNAKEZ 

N REE PORTED THEIR AZZEZ TA NOAH

BOUT THIS TIME 

NOAH WAZ SAILIN 

PAST DE EMERALD AISLE

N HIM SAID 

TA DE BASS TERD SNAKEZ 

IF YA THINK 

YUR GONNA SAIL WITH ME 

YUR SAD LEE MIZ TAKEN

  NOAH DOCKED DE ARK

PUSHED DE SNAKEZ 

ONTO IRISH SOILZ 

N TOOK OFF LIKE

DE WIND

🌥🌥🌥🌥🌥 

STAY TOONED
FOR DE UNEXCITIN
CON CLOOSHUN
OH

SNAKES IN IRELAND

NEXT WEEK HEER 
ON TOONA TEE VEE

HEERZ TWO A HAPPEE
HEALTHEE
WEEK OH END

PEACE OUT N ROCK ON

LONG LIVE DE MONGOOSE ♥♥

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TWO NITEZ EPPA SODA OH TOONA TEE VEE

two nitez eppa soda

oh toon tee vee izza ree runz

coz we due knot noe if itz

wednesday morn

twooz day lunch brake

thurzday eat yur dinner

5 am ore 9 at nite

pleez reed on

“catz N vampirez be one N de same “

vampirez sleep in coffinz

catz luv boxez

vampirez haz big fangz az teeth

catz haz big fangz az teeth

vampirez sleep all day long

catz sleep all day long

vampirez keep sum home soil close by

catz love dirt

vampirez like ta bite necks

catz like ta bite neckz

vampirez sudden lee a pier outta noe wear

catz sudden lee a pier outta noe wear

vampirez like ta use squint eye hip noe tizm

catz like ta use squint eye hip noe tizm

vampirez look good in black

black kittehz rock...plane & sim pull

de onlee reel diffrunce

bee tween vampirez N catz

catz like ta chillax in de sun

vampirez refuze ta due sew

de pur poze oh thiz 
storee:

we hate ewe

day lite savinz time

bee coz bass terd burd song

now startz sharp

everree day at 5 AM

heerz two a happee healthee 

week oh end

peace out N rock on

long live darknezz

© March 11, 2020

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BEE LATED BIRTHDAY FIZHEZ TA R FAVE O RITE AUTHORZ ♥♥♥

A BIRTHDAYZ WISH FOR

DR.SEUSS

♫♪♫♪♫

TOONA TEE VEE WILL

 AIR AGAIN 

NEXT WEEK  

LETZ GET THIZ POEM

STARTED !! 

one fish.. two fish 

red fish, blue
manee thanx dood

N we lovez ewe

sittin outside 

under a grate big birch
daisy-head mayzie

doez like her perch
 

fryin up a skilletz 

oh sum see bass
horton hears a who

and burdz he will sass

wood chux bizee 

de creekz heez a dammin

go dog go 

wantz green eggs N hammin

de butter battle book 

bee boomerz fav

if herringz cooked rite 

we will rave

everee thing started 

with cat in the hat

look at de flounder 

himz total lee flat

out in de woodz 

therz a fox in socks

bloo gillz a sunnin 

hiz self on rocks

if ya wanna haz sum fun 

go hop on pop

R cuzin dai$y

just lovez two shop

👛

mr brown can moo 

N sew can yoo

bass terd turkee

tastez like poo

one fish two fish 

red fish blue

manee thanx dood, 

N we lovez ewe

    ♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫

happee bee lated birthday dr seuss

with manee thanx

frum all oh uz in de land oh trout
for all de total lee awesum lee
soooper kewl bookz 

N manee thanx ta de shop vac
for sendin uz R hat ♥

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