Thursday, August 31, 2017

DE CODD MOTHER DE BASS TERD TURKEEZ SAGA


 last time on de codd mother 
de bass terd turkeez saga~~~

=^..^=



joanie: yes, the shop vac, uh, 
I mean my brother and I 
were walking to the car 
when sammy said
"I smell a rat"

we saw the trunk of the car 
had broke clean off the hinges,
back window smashed in and...

coppers: can ya give our artist here 
a description of who you saw 
leavin the scene

joanie: he was......
*********

two nite on de codd mother
de bass terd turkeez saga 

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
joanie:  yes the bass terd was about 
three feet tall maybe
scrawny ass neck 
jowls 
covered in feathers....

artist: is this a joke 

joanie: does it look like
I'm smiling


 artist: sorry.. please continue

joanie: as I was saying
scrawny ass neck...
and make his mid section fatter

artist: how's this 

#############################
###########

 joanie: THAT'S HIM !
sammy get in here 
and look at this

sammie: what's all the fuss

and we are gonna need a 
ride home they just towed the...
...FAAAAAAAAAAA

gimme my cell
so I can take a picture
of this crap ass artist rendering 
and send it to 
the codd mother 
~~~~~~~~~~~~~

2 mintz and 13 secondz later 
back at de codd motherz

codd mother: faaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

be jezuz capo tuna now
I'm speaking like you 

look at the photo the shop vac
just sent

capo tuna: faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
iz rite 
itz de bass terd

GOBBLER


 cat father: faaaaaaaaa

lemme get a text out 
two de reecrootz 

itz time fora sit down

capo tuna: lemme call 
annie barbieri 
N tell her ta organize de sit down 

N call pretzel boy 
N askz him to start 
werkin on dizguizez

faaaaaa...... de damn fonez 
ben bugged



 cat father: clip that bass terd
N we will eat him for dinner


 heerz two a happee
healthee week o end

peace out N rock on
long live 
de musical note
faaaaaaaaa ♫♪♫
 
 

Thursday, August 24, 2017

DE ECLIPZE HITZ DE LAND O TROUT !

whitefish wavez everee one 
N welcome ta fish a fied post 8.21.17
posted three dayz later
=^..^=

we iz all bout sell a bratin 
de eclipse two day 
even tho 
it happened like monday 
N we onlee had 86 purrcent
toe tal a tee

but, since me last name 
IZ
moon🌕🌛

eye wanted ta share 
de fotoz we cap sured 
heer in de land o trout 
round de 2 minit marker 

letz hava look see 
at what we saw

furst up 10:32 in de morn 

{ pleez note; eye sux at tellin time
sew...just sayin... 
thiz post may
knot be ac ewe rit }



 sole lar shadez at reddee 
round 7:18 pea em


lookz like at 3:15 pea em 
eye loaned me shadez out
but itz gettin darker


heer we R at 6:33  eye think 
N de moon iz 
over head ~~~~~~ 
wavez two me name sake 


whoa....5:28 give ore take 
an hour ore sew 
N itz gettin darker
awesum !


                                 N de moon haz eclipzed 
                                      de sun 
at 2:25
N who de hell haz me shadez



faaaaaaaaaaaaa
they waz on me head 
de hole time



 see ya in 2024 moon dood


N ther ya haz it
de eclipze in de land oh trout

heerz ta a happee healthee
week oh end

peace out N rock on
long live de awesum nezz
oh de solar system 

☆🌠🌞🌦🌒🌘🗲🗲

Thursday, August 17, 2017

DE CODD MOTHER DE BASS TERD TURKEEZ SAGA


DE BASS TERD TURKEEZ SAGA

 


 last time on de codd mother 
de bass terd turkeez saga~~~


 tomas: take a look at thiz fotoz

capo tuna: faaaaaa when de codd mother 
seez thiz herz gonna bee ~~

cat father: due ya noe wear this waz taken toe mas 

tomas: yes.. eye due  
that waz taken at....

*********

two nite on de codd mother
de bass terd turkeez saga 

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

tomas: thiz waz taken at  lake ********* 
daddy kiril waz out 
mindin his own biznezz 
saw thiz N texted 
sneakerz, elvira & friday

 

cat father: faaaaaa..... 
de gobbler iz takin it 
two de mattrezz' in my book 
thiz shakedownz  gonna come two  a....

capo toona: eye agreez
letz show thiz ta de codd mother

toe mas...code oh silence
we owe ewe sum pointz 
afturrr thiz iz all said N done

tomas: forget about it
N if ta knead me 
ta clip that bass terd 
lemme noe

4 minitz N 29 secondz later bak at ***

capo tuna:codd mother 
look at thiz ~~~~

codd mother: ah yes, the gobbler is indeed
recruiting too 

while you were gone 
I received several messages 
look at this

this bass terd 
is trying to take george's dadz rig

 

this bass terd was caught 
hiding in the trunk 
of sammy the shop vac's car
this is what he and joanie saw

 

joanie is talking with the coppers 
right now and giving her statement

~~~~~ *** back over at the 
minimum security prison

joanie:yes, the shop vac, uh, 
I mean my brother and I 
were walking to the car 
when sammy said
"I smell a rat"

we saw the trunk of the car 
had broke clean off the hinges,
back window smashed in and...

coppers: can ya give our artist here 
a description of who you saw 
leavin the scene

joanie: he was......

N now a werd frum R sponzor

we iz buzzed happee
ta welcome
de newest memburrz two de familee

smokey de swordfish 
N miss kitty de shred o nator frum ontario
goro the white bib & niko the kneady paws 
  chloe joe cannonball J
maggie the silencer

perilous patzy
maxie the brain 
allie pink pistols 
faraday babyface the tonk
de o'torri panther pair
gracie trigger fish N zoe spike clawz 

welcome everee one !!

heerz two a happee healthee
week oh end
peace out N rock on
long live palz everee wear
♥♥♥ 

Thursday, August 10, 2017

THANX ON A THANX FULL THURZDAY

whitefish wavez everee one
N welcome two R fish a fied post
titled thanx full thurzday 
8.10.17.cod.984
🐈

we R buzzed happee two day
ta knot onlee bee sayin THANX
ta phoebe for de sooper awesum
summer time shadez 

but all sew two  
whooz hostin
thanx full thurzday 
over at hiz place
tho we dunno 
what hatz him wearin
at de moe mint

sew with thiz bee in said 
pleez take a look see
at me, tuna of moon 
when eye wented ta 
floor a da
wearin me shadez




dai$y to tuna: looks to me cousin,
like your in the kitchen

tuna ta daiz: well may bee eye 
am ina kitshun 
IN 
floor a da
faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 

dai$y to tuna: what ever

tuna ta daiz: yea N what EVER 
what ever two yur what ever

N speekin oh ree croots 
we iz buzzed
happee ta welcome 
BONNIE & CLYDE
ewe red rite

bonnie N clyde

who toll uz:
we mite only bee three weekz
old but we

ZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZ
then de wee onez kneaded a nap ! 

IF EWE IZ INN TRESTED 
IN BEE IN A REE CROOT 
THIZ IZ LAST CALL 

KINDA LIKE LAST CALL 
AT DE BAR 🍺🍺

COZ ALL HELLZ 
BOUT TA BRAKE LOOZE

JUST LET UZ NOE 
INA COMMINT BEE LOW

heerz two a happee 
healthee 
week oh end

peace out N rock on 
long live 
sal a manderz