TOONA TEE & VEE STARRIN KNOT DAI$Y

whitefish wavez everee one

N welcome ta eppa sode two 
oh de long runnin 

tee vee show 

toona tee vee 

starrin KNOT DAI$Y

N mee...toona 

two day we haza unspeshull guest 

that bass terd frum 

de codd mother seereez 

de loan 

who contacted R sponsor 

CRANKEE AZZ CAT CHOW 

N asked 
if him could
stop bye R show N say
he waz sorree  

at furst we waz like 
hell
noe

but CRANKEE AZZ
ree minded uz it 
mite be
good for rate inz 


sew without further ado 
pleez due knot welcome 

DE LOAN

dai$y: he's not here yet 

toona: wear iz de bass terd
 we R live heer 

well while we wait
how bout a mel o dee 
frum de band
♫♪♫♪

  dai$y: they didnt bring 
instruments today
and oh look 
here's the loan now 

toona: sew ya bass terd
pleez haza seet 
we iz waitin ta heer
ya say 
how sorree ewe R 
for ternin on uz

loan: hey there codd mother
capo tuna !!
 I'm not here to say 
sorry for rattin ya out 
I just want some "air time" 

but I am sorry 
I'm late for the show 

toona: ewe bass terd 
eye shall kill ewe

 dai$y: where did you get 
that knife 

toona: de kitshun drawerz

dai$y: it's plastic 
he cant possibly be dead 
I don't see internal organs  
 hanging out 
or blood even 

toona: loan
 R ewe dead ewe bass terd

 loan:

toona: all ritie then
 pleez join uz next week
 when we pree sent 
a speshull mewsical guest 

heerz two a happee
healthee week oh end
peace out
N rock on
long live cutluree

TOONA TEE VEE EPPA SODA ONE ~~~ TAKE 2.8.10thz

whitefish wavez everee one 

N welcome ta toona tee vee 

starrin  

KNOT DAI$Y

N me toona   

we iz buzzed happee 

ta bee werkin with 

CRANKEE AZZ CAT CHOW

sew that we can bring 

love laughter N

dai$y: cut the crap 

and get on with the show

toona: can ewe say kizz me  ~~~

😠

dai$y: 
 can you say 

welcome cheese that stands alone 

♫♫♪

 we are pleased 

to have you here today

for the airing 

of the first episode of 

OUR show 

toona: we will talk bout "R show" later

moovin a long

indeed welcome cheez 
we iz buzzed happee 
ta haz a celebritee 
such as ewe 
for R veree first guest

can ya tell uz a bit 
a bout yur self

cheez: indeed I can 
my name is lim burger 
and I am very proud 
to be a part of the classic hit 

farmer in the dell 

 I am rather shy, I like to keep to myself 
and I do stand alone

toona: dood noe oh fence buddy 
comin frum me fish breath mouth 

but did ya ever wunder 
mr lim burger 
that maybe ya stand alone 
coz ya ....

well frank lee dood
ya stink

dai$y: let's not get rude

so tell us mr lim burger
due you perchance know 
ham burger

lim burger: no, tho veggie burger 
is my cousin on dad's side 
of the family

dai$y: AWESOME !!

toona: and now a werd frum
R sponsor

CRANKEE AZZ CAT CHOW

 toona: we R bak
.....
N wear in de hell
did lim burger go?

dai$y: during the commercial break
the band you hired
ate him

 toona: all ritie then

well, join uz next week
bee coz that bass terd 
 LOAN
frum de codd mother saga will
bee heer ta say heez 

sorree

heerz ta a happee 
healthee week oh end
 peace out N rock on 
long live appa titez

SEW LONG 2017 YA SUCKED BIG TIME

whitefish wavez everee one 

N welcome ta R furst post 

oh de new yeer

over de brake we taked 

frum fish non centz

we waz contacted bye R 

one N onlee sponsor ever 

CRANKEE AZZ CAT CHOW

N they asked 

if we wood bee inter rested 

in doin a week lee tee vee show 

sinz de codd mother 

waz a total 
epic fail

well we thinked a bout it 

for 749 hours, 12 dayz, 89 minitz

anda few secondz 

N asked 

sew whatz in it for uz   

crankee azz cat chow waz up front 

N said...nothin

but ewe mite be abe bull 

ta shed sum lite 

on sum topix 

catz 

wanna heer a bout 

N frank lee

 we had ta a gree 

coz when a catz inn formed 

de werld iz hiz oyster 

until he eatz it

for dinner

sew with out further a due

we iz pleezed ta well come 

ewe all ta

toona tee vee 

starrin

knot dai$y

N me.....tuna of moon

cue mewzic frum de band 

♫♪♫♪

N letz give 984 pawz up 

ta R audience 

who stood in line 

for two monthz 

ta get tickitz 

ta get in 

ta see thiz broad cast

dai$y: your band, and your audience 

are one in the same 

talk about low budget

tuna: we will knot bee talkin 

bout budgetz  

 any thing else ya wanna add

dai$y: yea, your tv is lame 

 tuna: ewe iz just eye rate 

coz yur knot de star 

oh thiz production

 

tuna: we hope ewe will 

toon in next week 

same time.... same channel 

for R furst REEL epa sode 

when we sit down 

with everee onez fav o rite characturr

frum de classic hit 

 de farmer in de dell

"de cheese who standz a lone"

heerz two a happee healthee 

week oh end

peace out N rock on 

N sew long 2017 

ewe waz one 
bass terd azz yeer

we hate ewe...good rid antz~~~~

GODSPEED DOOD ♥♥♥♥♥♥

IN HONOR 

OF ME 

VEREE 

FURST 

CATSTER 

DOOD PAL

GLEEK "ST. RICKLAND"

WHO LOOKS LIKE VIOLET 

WHO LOOKS LIKE SPUNK 

WHO LOOKS LIKE SUGAR 

WHO LOOKS LIKE ME; DUDE K

WHO LOOKS LIKE YOU

I LOVE YA BUDDY ♥

 WELCOME TO HEAVEN

SIGNED;

DUDE K, MAYOR O TROUT TOWNE

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

GLEEK

11~18~2004

1~1~2018

hand over those treats 
and no one gets hurt

"zona" is too hot mom, 

can we go back

to kentucky  ? 

winner of the catster 

coolest cat contest

circa 2008

cool doods wear pink

the awesomest pie rat photo

.... ever

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