DE FAMILEE TREE OH TUNA OF MOON

white fish wavez everee one 

N well come ta ree run 8 

that furst aired in de yeer 3316  

 

.........UH ??????

 

 

 

 any way a few bak 

we hurd bout de tree oh 

sauce of fish bone

sew two day we will lurn 

b0ut me famillee tree

 

de spruce 

 

N az toll two me bye me dad

skipjack  toona

 

roll film ~~~~~~~~~

bak bee fore eye turned 328 days old

my dad sat me down 

N said it wuz time eye lurned de fax oh life

 

he toll me it wuz important

ta noe thiz stuf 

case eye ever had kidz oh me own

 
but then sum one 

taked me privatez 

N be jezuz if eye noe 

what happened ta em after that

sew much for tuna junior

🙀😾😼

any ma hoo

flash bak & it wuz de year 1735 

when de furst moon was ree corded in hiztree

 

N hiz name wuz new moon

new moon married blue moon

N they had sum twins; furst quarter moon 

N last quarter moon 

far az we can tell

furst quarter moon wuz born last

makin last quarter moon 

de oldest by like bout 25 cents

🌗

 

…noe…minuts..... 
 

N they iz my grate grate grate grate, 

N add like 75 mor grate

gram pawz N gram mawz

for yeerz N yeerz N dayz N dayz

de moonz kept makin a peer encez 

 then in 1098 

full moon came a long 

ta mix it up with sum toonaz

( dad used ta tell me 

full moon made everee one crazed )

at sum point full moon 

getted married ta bigeye toona

N wear N how they meeted 

iz any bodees guess

legend haz it bigeye 

wuz a sea farin gal N

full moon N bigeye 

had quite de “roe mantz “

 N had kittehz out de wazoo; 

bullet toona, slender toona, yellow fin, 

frigate toona, blue fin

 

N me gram paw on dadz side

little tunny toona

“little” tunny by de way

wuz a porker dad said

 N weighed inn at one point in hiz life

 

at 30 pounds

we dunno for sure 

who little tunny be married two

ore if him even wuz

but he did haz sum kittehz

one of em bein my dad 

skipjack toona who meeted my mom

alba core toona

at: buz bait N tackull

N short lee after....eye wuz born.......tuna of moon

 

hope ewe enjoyed heer in 

bout me familee tree

Peace out N rock on

haza safe, happee, healthee 

week oh end; 

long live de moon!! 

 

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ITZ TIME TA CUT DE CHEEZ ~~~~~

 

white fish wavez everee one

N wel come ta ree runz

7 frum 

PM dayz

 

{ that bee pre mackerull dayz }

 

 

 

thiz eppa soda waz de furst

oh de furst that hada guest star 

sew letz take a look see two see

who we say

roll film ~~~~~~~ whirrrrr

 

dai$y: 
 

welcome cheese that stands alone 

♫♫♪

 we are pleased 

to have you here today

for the airing 

of the first episode of 

OUR show 

toona: we will talk bout "R show" later

moovin a long

indeed welcome cheez 
we iz buzzed happee 
ta haz a celebritee 
such az ewe 
for R veree first guest

can ya tell uz a bit 
a bout yur self

cheez: indeed I can 
my name is lim burger 
and I am very proud 
to be a part of the classic hit 

farmer in the dell 

 I am rather shy, I like to keep to myself 
and I do stand alone

toona: dood noe oh fence buddy 
comin frum me 

fish breath mouth 

but did ya ever wunder 
mr lim burger 
that maybe ya stand alone 
coz ya ....

well frank lee dood
ya stink

dai$y: let's not get rude

so tell us mr lim burger
due you perchance know 
ham burger

lim burger: no, tho veggie burger 
is my cousin on dad's side 
of the family

dai$y: AWESOME !!

toona: and now a werd frum
R sponsor

CRANKEE AZZ CAT CHOW 

 

{ gram paw dude looked like

thiz most dayz 😼😼😼😼😼

 toona: N we R bak
.....
hay wear in de hell
did lim burger go?

dai$y: during the commercial break
the band you hired
ate him

 toona: all ritie then

well, heerz ta a happee 

healthee week oh end
 peace out N rock on 
long live appa titez

 

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WHOOO DOO EWE LOVEZ ??!!

 

  white fish wavz everee one

and wel come ta ree run 6.....

 that furst aired

bak in de last centuree

 

 we wanted ta step 
WAY back in time 

N pree sent two ewe 
sum heartz day oh lovez cardz
de food servizz gurlz mom getted

pleez let it be known 
knot a one oh em 
iz frum de food servizz gurlz dad

 

😐😐😐😐😐

never mind 
they dinna even noe each other

at age ten

letz take a look 
at de heartz day oh lovez cardz
oh de food gurlz

mom 
frum bak in '47

this bee from billy

 heerz one frum dave

hank sended thiz one

N joe passed thiz one on

thiz card came frum richard

N this frum stephen

N rounded out two dayz

heartz day oh love cardz

thiz frum thomas

frank lee 

we dunno why 
de food servizz gurlz mom 
saved em

but we guess 
they iz kinda kewl

if yur inta lovez 

N all that junk

!!!!!!!!!!!

any way we hope 
yur heartz day oh lovez 
izza good one

heerz two a happee

healthee week oh end

peace out N rock on

 long live 
mem ore a bee lia 

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

 

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GROUNDED !!

 WHITE FISH WAVEZ EVEREE ONE 

N WEL COME

TA TROUT TEE VEE 

REE RUN FIVE FRUM 56BC

THIZ POST IZ FULLA ROE DENTZ 

BUT KNOT FISH

 

LETZ LOOK BACK AT DE INTER VEEW WE HAD

WITH PHIL DE GROUND HOGZ KIDZ !!

ROLL FILM ~~~~~~ WHIRRRRR

two day we iz buzzed happee 
ta pree sent two ewe 
de trout towne inter veew with:

 

ground hog 

ground chuck 

ground roast

N ground braker

N keep de film rollin coz thiz inter veew

beez live
in fact we iz act shoo a lee 
at philz place 
thiz veree moe mint !!! 

YAY ~~~~~

~~~~~~~~ whirrrrrrrrr

TT: welcome kidz oh phil 
& manee thanx

for takin time out two day 
ta haza wee talk

we hope ewe kidz 
will "spill de beanz"

coz when we inter veewed 
both yur dad &

yur mom 
they waz knot two keen 
on conversayshunz

reederz oh trout 
pleez give a big round

oh applauze two 

ground hog 

TT; ya take afturr

yur dad ya noe dood
any one else ever menshun that

like ewe izza eggz act 
like nezz all most 

oh yur dad

 

 

GH:

  TT; all rightie then
 we can see yur 
az talkative ther buddy

az dad   ??

letz see if we can 
get a werd in edgewise

frum 

ground chuck

TT; wavez dood 
ya must be total lee

proud oh yur dad
him bee in famouz N all

GC:

uh....sew iz de 

kinda sorta stink eye 

for UZ

ore cod for bid

yur dad

yea, oh kay 
best knot answer that one

TT; moovin a long heer

letz heer from 

ground roast 

N listen ta what her 
haz ta say on thiz brisk 
feb ewe wary morn

 

 

GR:

N yur mom 

teeched ya well

when her said 
never talk ta strangerz ~

{ iz it just uz 
ore iz thiz inter veewz 
kinda one sided }

TT;  last but shirley knot leest

welcome 

ground braker

hope ya had a soooper grate

holly day seezon

 

 

GB:

can we say 
ya troo lee haz done 
a grate job

oh brakin ground ther buddy

TT; annnnnnnd

wood ya look at de time

if we R gonna make sail

bee for hi tide 
we best get ta

rollin a long

thanx everee one

for de foto opz

 guezz like father like son

like mother like daughter huh

well, if speech iz knot yur thing

thatz kewl two

we R outta heer

heerz two a happee healthee

week oh end

peace out N rock on

long live 

just bee in

yur self 

♥♥♥♥♥

anda thanx ta public domain 

for all de sooper kewl imagez 

 

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