SPRING TIME LITTER BOX ART GAL O REE

 

 WHITE FIZH WAVEZ EVEREE ONE

N WEL COME TWO A TROUT TEE VEE 

EPPA SODA THAT EYE AM CALLIN 

ITZA SPINGZ TIME 

ITZ ALL IN DE MINDZ EYE

ART GAL O REE

 

LETZ TAKE A LOOK & GET ON WITH DE TOOR

PLEEZ REMEMBURR TA STAY 

BEE HIND DE ROPEZ 

AZ ALL PEACEZ 

BEE FRAGEEL 

LUNCH BRAKE TWO DAY INN CLOODZ

PERCH PIZZA PIEZ

ANDA SIDE OH COD CAKE

ON WITH DE TOOR

EYE CALL THIZ PEACE 

HORZE HEAD CHEZZ PEACE

EYE CALL THIZ PEACE

SMILE

EYE CALL THIZ PEACE

VISZHUZ SQUIRRELZ SHOWIN HIZ BUTTZ

EYE CALL THIZ PEACE

PORK CHOP WITH BONE ON SALE

FOR 147.90 PER POUND

HOPE EWE N JOYED TWO DAYZ TOOR

HEERZ TWO A HAPPEE

HEALTHEE WEEK OH END

PEACE OUT N ROCK ON

LONG LIVE SCOOPZ

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A THANX MEW TWO R GAL PAL FERN

 

WHITE FIZH WAVEZ EVEREE ONE

N WEL COME TWO A TROUT TEE VEE 

EPPA SODA THAT EYE AM CALLIN

A SIMPULL THANX MEW NOTE CARD 

TWO ME GAL FERN

DE INN SIDE REEDZ

DEER FERN 

THANX MEW FOR 

WERKIN TRIPULL DOUBULL 

MEGA QUAD ROOPULL

OVER TIME

N KEEPIN ME & DE GURL TOASTEE

WARM AZ COULD BEE

WE TOTAL LEE REEL LEE A PURRECIATEZ IT

DEER

 GAZ COMPANEE

EWE WILL 

KNOT 

BEE GETTIN A THANX MEW NOTE

N EWE NOE WHY 

💳💳💳💳💳💳💳💳💳💳💳💳💳💳

CA CHING ~~~~

HEERZ TWO A HAPPEE

HEALTHEE WEEK OH END

PEACE OUT N ROCK ON 

WEL COME 

A KNEADED REZT FOR FERN 

© APRIL 22 , 2026

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KNOT DE SPAM THAT BEE IN DE CAN 😸‼️

whitefizh wavez everee one

N wel come two a spesh ull

eee dizh un oh trout tee vee

R regular nooze cazt

will ree tern next week

same time same channel

coz two day we gotta sharez

with ewe thiz 

grate nooze 

that thiz lame azz blog

haz now ben seen

globe a lee

bye hundredz oh thouzandz

oh

spam murrz

🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

they bee takin de time, trubullz

N effortz

two leeve uz knot one, 

knot two, knot three

spamz day lee,

butt 11, 12 and even 13

for thiz we say 

kizz R azz

coz commint 

mod iz now in plaze

sew for R regular veewerz

if ya due knot see yur

commint on R poztz

pleez due knot think 

it bee a floatin in cyburr space

itz on “ guard doo tee “

fora breef spell

heerz two a happee healthee 

week oh end

peace out N rock on

long live de spam blockz

SUN DAY SELFEEZ FRUM THEN & NOW

 WHITE FIZH WAVEZ EVEREE ONE

N WEL COME TWO 

TROUT TEE VEE 

thiz weekz eppa soda 

furzt aired in 

decemburr oh 2016

letz look atta

SUN day selfeez pozt

that waz posted 

ona thurzday bak then

~~~~ frum decemburr 2016

furst up waz

gram paw dude

N heerz what him had ta say

what de be jezuz ~~~

SUN day selfeez

started 510 yeerz a go

N eye am just now

gettin airz time

next up

sauce of fishbone

who said

5,329 weekz oh 

SUN day selfeez

what de sam hellz

stink eye two ewe food gurl

for knot fee churin uz

 next up

dai$y queen of cats said

 I could have been

featured

fifty two thousand times 

on this

lame ass blog

and what do I 

get

one lousy year end selfee

and it's not even a great

profile shot 

it's an I am

pizzed off profile shot

..... alrightie then

next up waz

butter lover boomer o cat

who wanted ta noe

wear de sam hellz me 
sew shull sea cure a tee chex

then ther waz tuna of moon 

who said

we been waitin sew long

ta haza chance at

de SUN day

selfeez post hop stuff

that me shelter fotoz 
iz new urr

N eye bee gotcha ed

bak in 2008

N lazt but knot leest

mackerull sayz

heerz me SUN day selfeez

even tho eye waz knot even 

borned yet in 2016

ore in decemburrz

 

heerz two a happee

healthee week oh end

peace out N rock on

long live 

coppee N pazte

♥♥♥

© APRIL 8, 2026

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DE EASTURR HARE REE RUN REE RUN THATZ REE RUN AGAIN

   white fish wavez everee one

N welcome two a trout tee vee

 ree runz #

25.8.366 

 

 thiz haz aired 

sew manee timez

itz stalez 

  we pay propz thiz week 

two de easturr hare

with R non classix  

"easturr storee"

sew with out further

a due

letz re vizit

EASTURR PAST

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 

while easturr can bee 

a rockin awesum holly day

it can all sew bee

a veree vizshuz holly day

for manee peepulz

N heerz how ther day can go:

they will eat candee 

til they hurl

 fite over de last ham samich

yell at de peepulz

at de  front oh de line

ta sit de hell down

sew ther kids can watch

de EASTURR parade

hope inn ta see 

Santa Claus ???? 

at de end

then they go ta see

rell a tives 

they canna stand

just coz it iz easturr

N they due knot wanna 

oh fend

de easturr rabbit
who in all honest tee

could care lezz

coz de rabbitz out back

eatin everee bush... flower.... 

& tree start.... de peepulz just planted

2 weeks ago

then

they get colored dye

all over de white kitchen rug

when they tried ta color

bass terd chickn burd eggz 

they try ta pix

de shell off

de bass terd

chickn burd eggz

N it doez knot come off

in one peace

then therz like shell guts

ina egg salad samich 

they for get wear they hided an egg

N it setz in de houz

for monthz on end

til de houz be stinkin

like cod onlee noez what

& de smell oh garbage

act shoo a lee smellz better

~~~~~

they accident lee eat

 a wee tinee

peace oh foil

that wuz sticked ta

de chocolate egg

that dinna getz peeled off 

then their fillinz in their teethz

be like 

hole.... lee.... $hitz......

N they yellz 

ta beet hellz

coz itz like one oh thoz

shootin painz

that goes thru de eye

like when they eat

ice creem two fast 

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

N last but knot leest

therz

ewe guessed it.....

de hole BURD izzue

coz why in de sam hell

doez ANY ONE wanna eat this

be it boiled

fried..... baked...... cooked.....

scrambled...... over eazzee.....

omeletted...... ore poached 

when it comes outta de 

BUTT 

oh this

 a bass terd chckn BURD

~~~~~~~

heerz two a safe, happee, healthee

rockin awesum week oh end

HAPPEE  EASTURR !

🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇

peace out N rock on

long live

de easturr bunnee

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