Wednesday, October 28, 2020

HOWL O WEEN SCAREE MOOVEE REE VEEW NUMBER 820,688,274

 WHITE FIZH WAVEZ EVEREE ONE
WELL COME TA TOONA TEE VEE

πŸ“ΊπŸ“Ί

TWO NITE WE HAZ ALL GATHERED ROUND  
A MULBERRY BUSH
 
DAI$Y: WE HAVE !!???   
I DON'T SEE A BUSH IN SIGHT, MULBERRY OR OTHERWISE
 
TUNA: JUST GO WITH THE FLOW CUZ.. CAN YA
 
MACKERULL: CAN EATIN MULBERREEZ 
GIVE YA WERMZ, 
DID EYE EVER TELL YA EYE HAD WERMZ IN ME GUT

TUNA AND DAI$Y; YEZ, LIKE 300 MILLION TIMEZ

....COD

TUNA: CAN WE GET ON WITH DE REE VEEW 
BEE FOR 4TH OH JOO LIE GETZ HEER

MACKERULL: BOOM !!πŸŽ†πŸŽ†

TUNA: HIZZZZZ...
TWO NITE WE WILL REE VEEW DE MOOVEE 
DE MEGA MANTIZZ IN TROUT TOWNE
 
MANEE OH EWE HAZ PROBABLY SEEN 
WHICH TOTAL LEE ROCKED AND IZZA CLASSIC
 
TWO NITE WE PRE SENT TWO EWE 
A SIMALARZ TALE BOUT A MANTIZZ 
THAT WAZ ACT SHOO A LEE ON TROUT TOWNE SHOREZ
 
AND HIM WAZ KNOT ONLEE CAPTURED ON FILM 
HIM WAZ VIZSHUZ
 
DAI$Y: I'VE YET TO SEE THIS FLICK
 
MACKERULL: ME EITHER
 
TUNA: JUST SIT BACK & WATCH
 
ROLL CAMERA  ~~~~~~~~~~~~ WHIRRRRRR
 
"DE MEGA MANTIZZ OH TROUT TOWNE"
STARRIN; DE MEGA MANTIZZ
PRO DUCED BYE TOONA
 
R FILM STARTZ OFF ONA SUN NEE CATURDAY 
JUST A FEW AGO
 
 
 

 
DAI$Y; WHAT THE SAM HELL
IS THAT MANTIS WEARING HEADPHONES 
AND SINGING ALONG WITH THE SONG HE'S LISTENING TOO
 
MACKERULL: DAMN STRAIT HE IS 
AND WEAR DID HIM GET THAT CANDEE
 
TUNA: STOP THE FILM...
EYE AM TELLIN EWE BOTH HIM WAZ VIZSHUZ; 
LIKED TA HAZ KILLED KNOT ONLEE DE NAYBORZ 
BUT DE FOOD SERVIZZ GURL
 
MACKERULL; NOW THAT WOOD BEE SCAREE, 
HOW WOOD WE GET FOOD
 
DAI$Y; I AM SO OUT OF HERE
 
TUNA: YEA, WELL, GO A HEAD 
JUST DON'T CALL UZ IF MANTIZZ FLIEZ OVER TWO
YUR HOUZ AND ACTZ ALL CRAZED
 
MACKERULL; EYE STILL WANNA NOE 
WEAR HIM GETTED THAT CANDEE
 
TUNA: EYE WANNA NOE
HOW EYE CAN BEE FAR FAR A WAY
 
N THER YA HAZ IT 
SCAREE MOOVEE 820,688,274 REE VEEW
 
HEERZ TWO A HAPPEE HEALTHEE WEEK OH END
PEACE OUT N ROCK ON 
LONG LIVE CLASSIC BLACK AND WHITE FILMZ
 
  
© OCTOBER 28, 2020
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Wednesday, October 21, 2020

A HOWL O WEEN MOOVEE REE VEEW

whitefish wavez everee one 

N welcome ta toona tee vee starrin
 
de food servizz gurlz gram pawz 
on her momz side noe joke
dawg
 
ONO

everee octoburr we like ta kick bak 
N watch sum howl o ween filmz 
ore az peepulz like ta call em 
scaree mooveez 
 
πŸ‘»πŸ‘»tho scaree ta uz iz de vacuum masheen 
knot sum thin ona dee veee dee

any way two nite we wood like two ree view 
 
de moovee: de omen 
number ???
 
 it doez knot matter which one 
ewe think we iz ree veewin 
 
coz itz all a bout de 
 rottweilerz !!!

sew without further a due 
heerz de furst oh R scaree moovee 
ree veewz
 
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

de omen
number ??

bak in her yooth 
like when her waz in her teenz 
de food servizz gurlz gram paw 
hada rottweiler 
whooz name waz ONO
 
 him waz knot onlee feerce
{ ore sew de nayborz thought }
 
him waz solid
like concreet put a towel on hiz bak 
 sew de young cuzinz could hold on ta hiz collar 
N ride him round like a wee ponee 
solid 
 
coming in at a welter weight oh 
175 poundz

one day ONO dee sided ta kick a skunkz azz
 
when him came home frum de fite 
de food servizz gurl and her gram paw 
liked ta pazz out, bee coz ONO
stunk ta hell and bak 392 timez over

a quik trip ta de groceree storee 
and 78 canz oh toe may toe jooze later 
and ONO waz skunk fite free

afturr ONO waz soaked, bathed, 
scrubbed and rinzed in mater jooze 
 
 de food gurl and her gram paw said ta each other
 nice job✋✋✋✋✋
 
but then ONO took off runnin 
cross de yard, him jumped inta de pond, 
getted out, rolled long de muddee edge 
 
coverd hiz self in looze grazz 
pond water and mudz 
and him waza happee dawg

& ther ya haz it
R ree veew oh de moovee 
 
de omen
number ???
 
heerz two a happee healthee
week oh end
peace out & rock on

long live dirtee dawgz
 
© October 21, 2020
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Wednesday, October 14, 2020

REE SET YUR PAZZ WERD

WHITE FISH WAVEZ EVEREE ONE  
 TWO NITE TUNA TEE VEE 
IZ ON HOLD 
 
BEE COZ... ME TOONA..... 
IZ KNOT 
A CAMPURR 
 
HAPPEE ORE OTHER WIZE

THER EYE WAZ IN MY HOUZ 
WHICH EYE HAZ ROOLED NOW 
SINZ FALL OH 2008
 
N EYE WAZ BEE IN CONFRONTED 
BYE SUM FRESH UP START 
FRUM DE STREETZ 
WHOOZ NAME SOUNDZ A LOT LIKE 
 
MACKERULL

EYE WAZ AT POINT "Z" IN DE HOUZ 
AND KNEADED TA GET TA 
POINT "X MARKZ DE SPOT"
 
& THIZ IZ DE BULLZ CRAP 
EYE ENCOUNTERED

WHICH WAZ CATCHED 
ON DE SEA CURE A TEE CAMERA 
AND KNOT EDITED

 
LETZ LOOK πŸ‘€
 
TUNA: LET ME PAZZ MACKERULL 
 

 
 MACKERULL: WHATZ DE PASS WERD


TUNA: EYE AM KNOT GIVIN EWE 
A PAZZ WERD 
IN MY OWN HOUZ


MACKERULL: THATZ KNOT IT TRY AGAIN


TUNA: HOW BOUT EYE
 FITE EWE 
RITE HEER & NOW
 

 MACKERULL; STILL WRONG 
EWE GOT ONE MOR TRY 
BEE FOR EWE GET LOCKED OUT 
 
EYE AM GONNA TAKE A SNOOZE


TUNA: EYE AM GONNA KICK YUR
 
 
MACKERULL: YUR LOCKED OUT 
EYE SHALL TELL DE VEEWERZ 
WHAT DE PASS WERD IZ:
 
"  DAMN STRAIT  "


TUNA: EYE SHALL TELL DE VEEWERZ
THEY BEST COME BACK 
NEXT WEEK
 
 
 
 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ PLEAZ STAND BYE 

HEERZ TWO A HAPPEE 
HEALTHEE 
WEEK OH END

PEACE OUT N ROCK ON
LONG LIVE SPY TEE VEE
 
© OCTOBER 14, 2020
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Wednesday, October 7, 2020

EVH

 NUMEROUS TIMES I SAW YOU
PERFORM ON STAGE
 
100'S OF TIMES I'VE HAD AN "EAR WORM"
 
1000'S OF TIMES I'VE LISTENED
TO YOUR SONGS
 
YET IF I HAD TO SAY THANKS
 
A MILLION TIMES
FOR THE MUSIC ♫♫♪♪♪♫
 
IT WOULD STILL NEVER BE ENOUGH
 

  MY SINCEREST SYMPATHIES TO YOUR FAMILY 

 

WE LOVE YOU DUDE

 
GODSPEED
 πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”

 

 EDDIE VAN HALEN

 January 26, 1955

October 6, 2020
 
 
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