DE CODD MOTHER DE BASS TERD TURKEEZ SAGA

 de codd mother 

de bass terd turkeez saga

last time on de codd mother

de bass terd turkeez saga

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codd mother: the road from this point 
is going to be difficult 
and fraught with danger 

that is why we have asked 
pretzel boy to.....


capo tuna: lunch brake

two nite on de codd mother
~~~~~~
~~~~~

codd mother: well lunch brake 
seemed short

anyway we have asked pretzel boy 

to out fit each of you 

with a disguise 
so that you may 

mingle amongst society 

without being detected 

I will have no one injured 

or killed on my watch 

and if the bass terd gobbler 

wants to draw arms 

he will do so only with myself, 

capo tuna or consigliere boomer

pretzel boy, I turn this over to you

If we can now dim the lights

for an extra security measure 

  pretzel boy: thanx codd mother 

recruits, under the bench 

you will find your disguises 

please make sure you are 

wearing them BEFORE leaving 

as the cloaking devise 

will then be turned off  

I guarantee 

not even your own family 

will recognize you

please dress now

{ 3.7 minits later 
N everyone 

has ther dizz guizez on } 

pretzel boy: as you can see 

my disguise 

works purrfectly

 

 back to you codd mother  

codd mother: thanx pretzel boy 

we are indeed indebted to you 

 as I dont recognize a soul 

and this 
just from row one
middle section

you recruits look FABulous 
♥♥

please now refer to page 98 

of the handout 

 I have outlined a few examples 

of what we all need to be aware of and

capo tuna: NAP TIME ~~~ 

heerz two a happee

healthee

week oh end

peace out N rock on

long live 

pretzel boy designer wear

♥♥♥ 

A LOTTA DE BASS TERD AZZ WERD; PIE RATZ DAY SHANTEEZ

whitefish wavez everee one 

N welcome

ta R fish a fied  

pie ratz day post
=^.-^=

that iz
two dayz late

coz of

ewe guessed it

anal azz food serviss gurl

with that bee in said 

letz get rite two

two dayz shantee 

which dizzez

ewe guessed it

de bass terd turkee

feel free ta sing a long 

in yur mindz eye 

♫♪♪♪♫♫♫

ye bilge suckin 

bass terd turkee

we hate yur

scurvee azz

we wood feed 

ewe two de fish

but it wood poizon 

all R bazz

ther ya sit scurvee burd

bye de capn’z door

next two de cannonz shot

turkee on shipz floor

 ma rooned ewe will bee

with bonez N wind N galez

tiz davy jones locker for ye

coz dead burd tell noe talez

 ye bilge suckin 

bass terd turkee

we hate ye 

bass terd azz

 we shaint say 

fair windz two thee

sew long 

ye scurvee azz

stuffed in cannon we shot de burd

kleer up and thru de air

ya make uz sick

burd iz dead 

we troo lee due knot care

a black spot 

upon ye hide

yur heartz $#itz

two de cor

ye addled 

poxed blaggard

scurvee turkee

iz noe mor

heerz two a happee

healthee week oh end

peace out N rock on

long live tall shipz

DE CODD MOTHER DE BASS TERD TURKEEZ SAGA

DE CODD MOTHER 
DE BASS TERD TURKEEZ SAGA

LAST TIME ON DE CODD MOTHER


capo tuna: lemme call 
annie barbieri 
N tell her ta organize de sit down 

N call pretzel boy 
N askz him to start 
werkin on dizguizez

faaaaaa...... de damn fonez 
ben bugged

cat father: clip that bass terd

N we will eat him for dinner

 two nite on de codd mother 

de bass terd turkee saga

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ring ring

♫♪

capo tuna: hello annie b ?
itz capo T

can ewe a range 
a sit down 
pron toe

annie b: yes,

and what is that crunching 

is the line bugged

capo tuna:  yes....
but we iz eatin it

we will knead seeting for 

all oh R 2,895,823,0273
ree crootz

annie b: on it

ring ring

♫♪

hello !! pretzel boy heer

capo tuna: how fast can ya get 

2,895,820,273 

diz guizes reddy dood

pretzel boy:  18 minutes

and is this line bugged

capo tuna: yez

but we iz eatin it

see ya ina few

22 minits later at a 

undizclosed locayshunz

codd mother: I would like to 

thank you all 2,895,820,273
of you

for getting here 

in 22 minutes

we have turned on the 
cloaking devise so
we can't be seen overhead
while we are in the stadium

this would not have been possible 
without the help of 
annie barberi 
my thanks to you annie b

the time has come

we are going to the mattresses 
with that bass terd 
the gobbler 

 and yes that's
one crap ass rendering
the artist did

if everyone can please 
refer to page 835
of the handouts 
I prepared

you will see the gobbler 
continues his recruiting efforts 

this bass terd calls himself

the lawn crew

if that's the case
why is the grass

KNEE HIGH

we will not be fooled


the road from this point 
is going to be difficult 
and fraught with danger 

that is why we have asked 
pretzel boy to.....

capo tuna: lunch brake

heerz two a happee
healthee
week oh end

peace out N rock on
long live
hedge trimmurrz
♥