whitefish wavez everee one
N welcome
ta R fish a fied
pie ratz day post
=^.-^=
=^.-^=
that iz
two dayz late
two dayz late
coz of
ewe guessed it
anal azz food serviss gurl
with that bee in said
letz get rite two
two dayz shantee
which dizzez
ewe guessed it
de bass terd turkee
feel free ta sing a long
in yur mindz eye
♫♪♪♪♫♫♫
ye bilge
suckin
bass terd turkee
we hate yur
scurvee azz
we wood feed
ewe two de fish
but it wood
poizon
all R bazz
ther ya sit scurvee
burd
bye de capn’z door
next two de cannonz
shot
turkee on shipz
floor
ma rooned ewe
will bee
with bonez N wind N
galez
tiz davy jones
locker for ye
coz dead burd tell
noe talez
ye bilge
suckin
bass terd turkee
we hate ye
bass terd azz
we shaint
say
fair windz two thee
sew long
ye scurvee azz
stuffed in cannon we
shot de burd
kleer up and thru de
air
ya make uz sick
burd iz dead
we troo lee due knot
care
a black spot
upon ye hide
yur heartz $#itz
two de cor
ye addled
poxed blaggard
scurvee turkee
iz noe mor
heerz two a happee
healthee week oh end
peace out N rock on
long live tall shipz
49 comments:
Whoa, y'all make fierce anti-turkey pirates!
MOLMOLMOL
we hate yur
scurvee azz
we wood feed
ewe two de fish
Those lines cracked us up!! Thank goodness mom swallowed her coffee before she read them
Hugs madi your bfff
Fun sea shanty, and now I have an earworm for the day. Headbutts all around =^..^=
You are some mean ass pirates we would hate to run into you in the ocean, by the way do you need another deck hand like a ferret or donkey? stella rose
You guys scare us. Have you thought of therapy for your bird anger issues? :-P
Oh my goodness, you guys are scary!!! Have a great weekend.
We want to be on your side as pirates!
Have a wonderful weekend!!
haha those turkeys don't stand a chance. Kill em with scurvy, but I wouldn't go near there ass, humans already stick things up there, leave that to them.
Excellent pirate speak post. Good point that they would ruin all the fish. Have a nice weekend! XO
Well at least ya' made a posty. We didn't even celebrate da day of da pirates. MOL Big hugs fur all.
Luv ya'
Dezi and Raena
Ahoy ahoy! You be some mean pirates! (maybe those turkeys will get sea sick!)
Purrs from your matey, Meep
Awww. Come on pirates. Don't gotta hate on Turkeys.
Ahoy mateys!
Robert Newton (Long John Silver) would be proud!
Appaws! Appaws! At least you got a post 2 days late. I didn't even get one and I didn't get to shot no turkee neither.
I fink the CodMother was there!!
Ahhhh.....a fitting end to those scurvy turkees indeed! I'd say make 'em walk the plank but I think it better to SERVE them on a plank...complete with stuffing!
Love and Hugs, Teddy
Whoa...excellent! You guys outdid yourselves with that! Well done! Bravo! Arrrgh!
Wow what a mighty pirate song. That would scare bass terd turkeez away!
Pirate Day can be belated...it's always so much fun!
Pirate day is any day you want to make it. That was such a good song. You all have a bird free day. Take care.
You guys are too funny! Well worth the wait!
I completely forgot Pirates Day, so Service Girl did far better than I did for poor Bleubeard and Squiggles. In fact, I'm even late visiting today. I stopped by early this morning, then had to go grocery shopping, It all went downhill from there, so maybe I should walk the plank. I love that you didn't feed the bassturd turkey to the fish out of compassion for the fish.
I hope you had a great Pirates Day and possibly a great bassturd turkey free day.
Y'all be careful with that grog, don't get to shipfaced!
What a great song - so funny! And it looks like you had a great Pirates Day!!
Lots of licks, your good friend Morrie :)
MOL! You don't want to poison the fish with the Bass Terd Turkee.
Is it bad we're hoping you shot the turkey this way? Just sayin.
That is the best poetry! Arrrrrrgh!
Shoot them bass turd turkeys far!
Heh,heh,heh!
Purrs Georgia,Julie and JJ
We'll have that poem running through our head all day long, now. And our Mom says ya shoulda used an even BIGGER FONT. She would have. She hates turkeys, too!
Huh. I've heard of a chicken cannon ... but a turkey cannon?!?! It sounds foul! {fowl/foul ... hahaha ... couldn't resist).
That bilge suckin bass terd turkee got no more than he deserved! Was he related to the Gobbler?
I love it I love it!! I have to tell you that if you just substitute bass terd turkee for Frodo it's pretty much the same song as Amarula sings!
I'm with Nick. ~grin~ Best wishes.
"we hate yur scurvee azz"
'nuff said!
Pee Ess: Brian's comment above was the bestest! LOL!
Aye! Blimey! That bilge suckin' bass terd turkee needs to walk the plank! (So does the lady for completely missing Meow Like a Pirate Day!) Hope you guys are having a great weekend!
Hmmmm...........what happens if you guys start searching through all your "catscestors" and discover way back when you are related to a turkey????
Stereo purrs........Hemingway and Steinbeck
We love your pirate post, gang. Those turkeys need to be walking the plank!
We wanted to thank you for your thoughtful condolences and purrs about our sweet baby Zoe's passing. They are such a comfort to us. We are so grateful for you, and for your friendship. Love and hugs.
Whoaa, such musical talent!!
Argh there, da tabbies & hats off to yer fine song! I fancy da bass terd turkee will not mess with da likes of yuz anymore! I think me see a trail o feaders drift'n in da wind. Jolly good! Wish'in yuz blu skies fer sail'n. Mousierum cheers!
You do Pirates Day great justice!
Have a super Sunday...
Noodle and crew
Great pirate song! You guys are tough.
Have a good week!
Nothing like hearing that the bass terd turkee bass terd has been shot out of da cannon and is no more
Peace and Ye got da scuppers nice an tie dee
Terrible Timm
MOL...now all I can think of is that scurvee azz of that bass terd turkee...MOL :D Spicy Pawkisses fer me Hearties :) <3
Now that is a sea shanty and a half! Rock guys rock and that ain't just the waves MOL
Have a most excellent week!
Purrs
ERin
You sure don't like turk key and were very descriptive of him. So we don't need a mind's eye to understand you besides we couldn't find our mind's eye....must've left it outside.
Shoko and Kali
I am intrigue why do you need a saw? I only have a little one. purrs Skipper.
The Tabbies inspired today's Wednesday wonders post and I will be posting Remember Thursday tomorrow. Thanks for all you do for the cat (and dog) community.
We here sure be all glad tat we be nah burd...yargh!!
BEST. SEA. SHANTY. EVER.
Sherri-Ellen & Siddhartha Henry :) :)
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