DE GHOST OH EASTURR PAST

whitefish waves everee one

N welcome ta fish a post 

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ore....copee & paste iz bak in towne

sew we dee sided

ta run a post frum easturr past

{ pluz like de food servizz gurlz

two lazee ta re write sum thin

for "eat candy til ya hurl day" }

=^..^=

with this bee in said; heerz R

post frum easturr past with high pawz

ta all R rabbit and hare palz 

take it a way copee & paste

 with easturr bein 

rite round de korner 

we wanted ta offer 

a few safe tee tipz

we troo lee hope 

everee one....

takez inta consider rayshun 

coz yur food servizz
peepulz can tern....
crazed...
mor sew than normull
durin de easturr holly day 


while easturr can bee 

a rockin awesum holly day....

itz knot de 207^thday

inta 2016.....

but onlee 

day 85.....

which iz de hole problemz…

N de quarter moon .....

iz knot til de 31st

which just sew happens ta be 

a thurzday

a werd oh cautionz tho
coz while easturr can rock,
it can all sew bee

a veree vizshuz holly day.... 
for manee manee peepulz


N heerz how ther day can go...


they will eat candee 

til they hurl ....

 fite over de last ham samich.....

yell at de peepulz

at de  front oh de line.....

ta sit de hell down ....

sew ther kids can watch

de EASTURR parade....

hope inn ta see 

Santa Claus ???? 
at de end

then they go ta see

rell a tives 
they canna stand....

just coz it iz easturr....

N they due knot wanna 
oh fend

de easturr rabbit .....

who in all honest tee

could care less

coz de rabbitz out back ....

eatin everee bush... flower.... 

& tree start.... de peepulz just planted ....

2 weeks ago

then

they get colored dye

all over de white kitchen rug

when they tried ta color

bass terd chickn burd eggz 

they try ta pix

de shell off
de bass terd
burd eggz

N it doez knot come off

in one peace ....
then therz like shell guts....
ina egg salad samich 

they for get wear they hided an egg

N it setz in de houz

for monthz on end.....

til de houz be stinkin

like cod onlee noes what...

& de smell oh garbage

act shoo a lee smellz better....

~~~~~

they accident lee eat

 a wee tinee

peace oh foil .....

that wuz sticked ta

de chocolate egg

that dinna getz peeled off 

then their fillinz in their teethz.....

be like 
hole.... lee.... $hit......

N they yellz 
ta beet hellz

coz itz like one oh thoz

shootin painz

that goes thru de eye .....

like when they eat .....

ice creem two fast 

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

N last but knot leest
therz...

ewe guessed it.....

de hole BURD izzue....

coz why in de sam hell ....

doez ANY ONE…

wanna eat this.....

Be it boiled

fried..... baked...... cooked.....

scrambled...... over eazzee.....

omeletted...... ore poached 

when it comes outta de 

BUTT 

oh this

a stooooooopid....rood.....caca droppin....

bug infested.....

noizee....

chcickn BURD

~~~~~~~

heerz two a safe, happee, healthee

rockin awesum week oh end

HAPPEE EASTURR

be safe if ewe travel

peace out N rock on

long live

de easturr bunnee