A MACKERULL MOE MINT FRYDAY [ day 3 }

a mackerull moe mint continmewed

now that eye had been moved 

frum solla tarry

 ta de rec room 

eye culd see eye had 

me werk cut out for me

but a nap waz ree quired

furst

 

may bee eye waz gonna 

werk off me foodz bill afturr all

bee for eye hada chanze 

ta scope out me new digz 

eye waz bak in sum kinda 

tranz port dee vize 

N eye waz on de moove again

consigliere boomer waz rite 

eye waz gonna knead 

ta give up me pazz a port 

sew travel waz outta de questionz

onze gain we drived 18,402 milez 

N got ta sum place 

that had other catz in it 

and d.a.w.g.z 

az well

eye hada feelin oh doom 

N that sum thin bad waz bout 

ta set it self upon me 

but eye tuffed it up 

N ree maned silent

sum dood ina white coat 

came in N talked ta me 

then took me a way

sew long food servizz gurl 

eye said

it waz nice noe in ewe 

N de big katoona

even if it waz 

but a breef few minitz

then sud den lee 

eye waz bee in put thru de ringer

....FOOD GURL...

come bak

eye yelled

N her dinna

sew eye YELLED 

& her still dinna come back 

sew eye YELLED N YELLED 

til final lee...ther her waz

thanx bee ta all de codz in de seaz

$67,095 dollarz later urr 

we waz bak on de road again 

me witha bag fulla drugz

N de food gurl witha 

emptee bank account

onze eye got bak home

eye did like boomer

 N burned mee pass a port

toll de big katoona eye waz heer ta stay 

rememburred boomer toll me 

ta all wayz bee thanx full

 then eye cal cue lated 

how long it wood take me 

ta scalez thiz barrier ~~~~~~~

heerz ta a happee healthee

week oh end

 long live fencin

we R sorree we haz ben 

bad vizitorz

thiz week

therz a lotta funkee

goin on in Tt 

A MACKERULL MOE MINT PART SUM THIN { day 2 }

last week if ya reeded me post 

ya noe eye came face ta face 

with bullee cat

when eye saw him eye said 

be jezuz ewe IZ big

then him HIZZED me 

N asked who sent me 

eye ree plied Sauce of Fishbone 

N Sauce said ta tell ewe 

pay back izza b.i.t.c.

then de big katoona inter rupted me 

N asked:
how did ewe lurn trout speech

frum consigliere boomer eye said 

N eye got street cred 

just like him 

sew watch out

de big katoona 
looked a bit wary
 but rite bout then eye got put 

inta solee tarry 

wear eye ree maned for weekz 

dayz even 

N de furst thing eye did 

waz poopz on de floor 

why knot... itza toy let room 

then that food gurl picked it up 

N put it ina litterz box 

N her did a BAD JOB 

sew eye had ta show her 

how a box getted used
N covered

her leeved de room 
N came bak witha blankit 
N sum food abullz  

N  her chillaxed ther with me 
fora  few 
then sudden lee it went ta dark o cloc 
N eye waz in thiz room
bye mee self 

eye tried talkin ta porcelin god 
N him waz az much conversationz 
az de toy let paper 
that eye gave a good rollin two 

N now eye am b.o.r.e.d 

{ N dont say thiz ta 
de big katoona 
but eye waz scared two} 

sew I started singin songz
N eye sang songz
de live long nite 
N never onze waz

quiet....trooth

sew that food gurl
terned ona ray dee oh
bout 3:39 AM
sew eye could sing a
long with it

afturr 9 yeerz
 eye waz pa rolled 
ta de cell next door 
N eye said ta mee self
eye haz werk ta due
but furst eye must nap

 

heerz two a 
happee healthee
week oh end
long live open spacez
♥♥♥

AND IN THIZ KORNER WEIGHIN IN AT ONE POUNDAGEZ ONE OUNCE ~~~~~~~

a mackerull moe mint 
part deux

de next thing eye noe 
eye am moovin
N thinked for sure 
eye waz headed up state 
for failurez ta pay me foodz bill

but therz noe pokey up state
pluz we seemed ta bee moovin 
thiz way _____

inn sted oh thiz way ////

afturr 174 dayz 
we final lee came two a stop

de ladee who rezz cued me 
diz a peered
N like 2.5 minitz later 
herz bak... but thiz time..
sum one named food servizz gurl 
iz with her 
N eye can heer em talkin

eye hurd bout facebook 
N shelterz bee in full up
N bullee cat 
N a houz with knot much room 
N may bee
eye had ta go bak ta "boat landia"

then de porta jail eye waz in 
waz on de go 
N eye entered sum kinda buildin
N waz set on de floor 

N eye herd de werdz
werk...... N....... office

cranberreez 
eye waz gonna hafta pay 
for me foodz bye goin ta werk 

N me with out skillz yet

sudden lee eye got sum 
MOR food AND water

N that food servizz gurl 
kept tellin me bout bullee cat
N a small houz 
N how much eye looked like boomer

N her dinna noe 
if thiz waz gonna werk 
but eye waz knot 
gonna hafta 
go bak ta "boat landia"

N all thiz conversationz 
waz makin me nutz frank lee

all eye waz curry uz bout 
waz if eye hada home 

N if it waz gonna bee 
on de streetz 
ore knot

rite bout then 
that food ladee waz talkin
on sum kinda dee vize 
N askin fora kitten a point mint

eye waz freed from porta jail 
N placed inta
a make shift carrier 

eye waz on de road again 
for like 98 hourz 
then that ladee toll me 
eye waz home

N eye came face ta face with 

bullee cat..

ta bee continmewed

heerz ta a happee healthee 

week oh end

peace out N rock on

long live for ever homez
♥♥

MACKERULL BOOMER JUNIOR BUTTER FEELD

a brief behind the scenes note
♫

it was my intention at the start of 2018,
 to continue the CODD MOTHER series 
with this year focusing on part deux 
"the bass terd LOAN saga"

while I had story line created up until last week's post,
quite frankly, I am clueless at this point how to continue

so until a dumb ass idea hits me mindz eye 
as da tabbies say... de LOAN'S story 
is on hi eight uz ;) 

now on with this important announcement
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

 my name iz mackerull 
boomer junior butter feeld 
N thiz iz me storee

eye get ta tellz me storee 
over de next few 
coz big brother tuna toll me 

him... N cuzin daiz ...N cat father 
waz takin sum thin ta 
de mattrezzez 

N eye waz two young yet
ta tag a long

even tho eye haz street cred

anyway thiz iz bout how eye
landed in trout towne

de day waz all reddy ternin ta hot
 it had been like 489 degreez
in de shade for

dayz..... on...... end 

N joolie 18th 
waz noe eggz ceptshun  

eye waz hot, tired, thirstee

N lookin for sum chow 

sew waz me mom N siblingz

  that mornin eye dee sided 
ta take a wee bit 

oh a walk a bout 
when what ta me wunderin noze 
did smell ....but sum food!!

eye yelled for me familee 
that eye finded sum thin ta eat 
& ta come join me

 but they waz noe wher 
ta bee found
ore they dinna wanna bee found

purrhapz

we had been livin 
under a boat bout 20 milez
SWNE oh trout town
for like 892,011,489,139 minitz

N time waz marchin on 

then eye spied that food

N sum timez hungree
makez ya forgetz bout safe tee

sew eye ran up two de foodz 
N started chowin down

   
next thing eye noe
eye am bee in hauled off

tozzed in jail N ther eye waz
stuck bee hind barz

 may bee eye waz spozed 
ta pay up front 
for de foodz

may bee de charge card 
eye waz gonna uze waz bogus

 who knowz 

but bee hind barz eye waz 
N knot an a tern knee in site

N frank lee 
all eye could due was chill

waz eye scared
ewe betcha

waz eye wunderin what
happened ta me mom N familee
ewe betcha

N eye just hoped N prayed
they waz gonna bee 
oh kay

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
ta bee continmewed

heerz two a happee healthee
week oh end
peace out N rock on
long live rezcuerz
♥♥

MEEN WHILE INA BAR CROSS COUNTREE

white fish wavez everee one

if ewe joined uz last week 
ewe will noe de tee vee receptshunz

wented funkee 

thanx KNOT ta thiz

FOOM

                        whilez we werk ta get 

de caybull re stored 

we wanna share with ewe

nother interveew 

that was happenin

live 
cross countree 

that frank lee

we dinna noe nothin bout 

til R

danger gal pal 

CK genovesee 

 sended uz sum foot age

thiz iz what her cap sured 

on her tablet videe oh dee vize

roll film whirrrr ~~~~~~~~~

dateline: 7.11.18

time: 10:34 dark o clox

locayshunz: a bar cross town 

in de jersey state

CK genovesee: yo codd mother 

N capo tuna 

so here I am at my favorite hang out 

chillaxin N waitin on a friend 

and look who just strolled in 

and up to the bar...

 I can tell this bass terd 

is up to no good 

Ima gonna don a quick disguise 

and make like I am a reporter from 

station WCATZXYZ 

and we're doin a 

how ta keep cool in the summer time 

interview

CK: ah.. excuse me gents 

I'm a reporter with one of the 

local stations 

and wondered if I could get a few 

summer time tips from you 

on how to stay chillax

Dol Phin: I would prefer 

NOT to be on camera 

coz the missus thinks I am working late

CK: yea, ok sure 

I'll have the edit crew cut you out 

before air time { riiiiiiiight }

de LOAN: I'll tell ya how to keep cool in summertime 

SEAWEED...

CK: seaweed ?  

new health gimmick....or....

de LOAN: no, ya grab ya a bunch of seaweed, hang it from the rafters of say

oh, like a TEE VEE station 

and once gravity brings the water

down to floor level

the rest of the seaweed 

follows close behind and

FOOM

CK: hold up there fin face 

waddya mean by a TEE VEE station 

I thought you were going to share a drink 

or smoothie recipe

de LOAN: and it's also great for taking out an

Dol Phin: uh, dood, 

you've had too much to drink 

next thing you'll be saying is 

how ya meant to take out trout.......

CK: trout ???? wait just a damn minute

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

CK: sorry guys 

that's all I was able to capture 

I forgot to charge the battery 

before I headed out

Codd Mother: CK, that's alright 

we heard enough 

and are forever in your debt

cat father, capo tuna, associate mackerull

we all know what we need to do

~~~~~~~~~~~

heerz two a happee healthee

week oh end

peace out N rock on

long live for ever friendz

♥♥♥