Thursday, August 16, 2018

AND IN THIZ KORNER WEIGHIN IN AT ONE POUNDAGEZ ONE OUNCE ~~~~~~~

a mackerull moe mint 
part deux

de next thing eye noe 
eye am moovin
N thinked for sure 
eye waz headed up state 
for failurez ta pay me foodz bill

but therz noe pokey up state
pluz we seemed ta bee moovin 
thiz way _____

inn sted oh thiz way ////

afturr 174 dayz 
we final lee came two a stop

de ladee who rezz cued me 
diz a peered
N like 2.5 minitz later 
herz bak... but thiz time..
sum one named food servizz gurl 
iz with her 
N eye can heer em talkin

eye hurd bout facebook 
N shelterz bee in full up
N bullee cat 
N a houz with knot much room 
N may bee
eye had ta go bak ta "boat landia"

then de porta jail eye waz in 
waz on de go 
N eye entered sum kinda buildin
N waz set on de floor 

N eye herd de werdz
werk...... N....... office

cranberreez 
eye waz gonna hafta pay 
for me foodz bye goin ta werk 

N me with out skillz yet

sudden lee eye got sum 
MOR food AND water

N that food servizz gurl 
kept tellin me bout bullee cat
N a small houz 
N how much eye looked like boomer

N her dinna noe 
if thiz waz gonna werk 
but eye waz knot 
gonna hafta 
go bak ta "boat landia"

N all thiz conversationz 
waz makin me nutz frank lee

all eye waz curry uz bout 
waz if eye hada home 

N if it waz gonna bee 
on de streetz 
ore knot

rite bout then 
that food ladee waz talkin
on sum kinda dee vize 
N askin fora kitten a point mint

eye waz freed from porta jail 
N placed inta
a make shift carrier 

eye waz on de road again 
for like 98 hourz 
then that ladee toll me 
eye waz home


N eye came face ta face with 

bullee cat..


ta bee continmewed

heerz ta a happee healthee 
week oh end
peace out N rock on
long live for ever homez
♥♥

50 comments:

CJ Kennedy said...

That must have been scary, Mac, not knowing what was going to happen to you.

My Mind's Eye said...

Mac....sweet friend....thanks for the update alls well that ends well.
We literally cracked up at this "then de porta jail eye waz in
waz on de go". At least you were not in a porta potty.... MOLMOLMOL
Hugs and kitty kisses madi your bfff

Kea said...

What a scary time for you, Mac. LOL @ Madi's comment about not being in a porta-potty, 'cause, yeah, that would have been worse.

We can't wait for more of your story!

Smooches, little one (that's from our biped)

Bleubeard and Elizabeth said...

Oh Mac. The wait and worry must have been overwhelming. Of course, once the FSG got involved, we knew there would be a very happy outcome. I for one knew she would keep you out of the pokey. Of course, now it's up to you to make nice with the Bully cat. Tuna of Moon looks SO lovable, it's hard to believe that would be his nickname. We look forward to the next installment after you return from the vet. Hopefully, you got to sleep through all that!

pilch92 said...

That doesn't look like a bully. I can't wait a week to know what happened. Glad you didn't have to work off your food bill. XO

Crafting Queen said...

thanks for sharing your story. You look so like my girl Skipper! Have a great weekend kitties.

Greg_1948 in_WA said...

Good to hear these new details, and glad you got new digs with regular meals. A word of advice: Let sleeping bullies lie!

Eastside Cats said...

Mac, we certainly hope that you smacked that bully cat (Tuna), and now there are no problems at all!

Dma said...

you're quite the trooper although i have to say the bully cat is mighty cute.

Brian's Home Blog said...

Oh Mac, we're sorry you had to deal with that, dang!

The Swiss Cats said...

That sounds scary, Mac ! Purrs

Pat Hatt said...

Great that after all those hours you are home. Bully cat may need a good whack back, then best buds you could be.

Cathy Keisha said...

GASP! Capo Tuna isn't a bullee cat. He's really a sweetie. Plus you prolly met a lot of bullee cats on the street. I did. I remember fighting for every scrap o' food I ever ate out there until I met Tuna R'son Kitty.

Mickey's Musings said...

We suspect you and Tuna will get along well.
After all, it will be you two boys against Miss Daisy ;)
Interesting times ahead !
Purrs Georgia,Julie and JJ

Sandra Cox said...

I'm betting Mac gets around bullee cat and he does have food servizz gurl to run interference:)
When Monster Kitten came home with me the other cats had seven kinds of fits, but everyone finally figured out a pecking order and acclimated.

The Island Cats said...

Oh Mac...we hope you can work things out with that bullee cat.

Meezer's Mews & Terrieristical Woofs said...

Bullee Cat?? OMC!

Lil Mack, I do think that might mean a big brofur fur you there...with a smacky paw if you need it...hopefully not! I think you are too sweet fur any of those.

From what I do know there is a lady cat there named after sum kinda bloom...I think you may need to be more wary of her, MOL!
*She* has a reputation!

John Bellen said...

I still think this story will have a happy ending...

Momma Kat and Her Bear Cat (Katherine Kern) said...

Why do I get the feeling that da Loan and the Fed are no match for bully cat? Things were kind of rough around here for a while. But Bear and Ellie worked it out! Welcome [again], Mackerull!

Annie Bear said...

Little Mac, looking at Tuna there, it’s hard to imagine him being anything but gentle and kind, just like the food service girl for taking you in! I really hope it works out that you and he will be pals. I’m really enjoying reading your story!❤️

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

Hi again Mack! I hope you and Bullee Cat sort things out and become friends. He might even let you call him Tuna.Tell the FSG we need to see some more photos of you!

Layla Morgan Wilde ( Cat Wisdom 101) said...

We're rooting for a happy ending. Even bullees need love.

BeadedTail said...

That's quite a story! We bet you win over the bullee cat!

Deziz World said...

MOL Oh Mackeral, we're sure you and Tuna will get along great. Just learn to duck the left paw. MOL Big hugs

Luv ya'

Dezi and Raena

Tamago said...

Awww Mackerull, that was quite an adventure you went through. It must have been scary for you. But glad you got more food and you were in good hands :-) I hope the meeting with bully kitty went well!

Erin the Cat Princess said...

Mackerull, dude, I guess in any family there is a place to be sat at for diner and if the dinner is bigger on someone else's plate then just dont go eating it, OK? not unless you bigger than them anyhows, MOL
Im sure you'll fit in fine, but we cant waits for the next instalment!
Toodle pips and purrs
ERin

Smudge said...

Oh dear Mac, sounds like you're all disrupted and whatnot. Hopefully things'll settle down soon, and try not to let that bullee monster get you. Here's to looking forward to the next installment.

meowmeowmans said...

Mac, we bet you and that bullee cat will end up being friends. In fact, we think he's a pretty cool kitty -- just like you!

Bonnie Kelso said...

Awwww, hope you have a happy new home, Mac! <3

The Whiskeratti said...

That was sure a lot for one little guy to go through! That resident feline doesn't look so tough... We hope you two can work something out. Everyone needs a home.

Anonymous said...

Are youse gonna be friends with that bull-lee? If youse can do it, me's can too. Shokos just hisses and smacks at me but sometimes she yells. She's very loud like mom was when she was totally peed off with me. I's wonder, me's never tried being nice. Maybe that woeks better. Me's must approach this idea carefully or Shokos will knock my block off.

Tyebe at your service, little one.

A few Good Cats said...

We are mesmerized so far and can hardly wait for the next installment of your story!

Jans Funny Farm said...

Well, you're getting closer to having a home. We think.

Me said...

Hi Little Mack-Hang in there with the Big Tuna. Sometimes us older boy cats just don't like other kitties on principle. But you, being an experienced streetwise guy, are sure to turn him around.
Big Tuna-the little guy just wants a friend and someone to look up to.
Purrs, Meep

Three Chatty Cats said...

Oh gosh, this is quite the tale you're telling. Can't wait to see how it ends!

Colehaus Cats said...

No, not bullee cat! Oh, you can spin a great, engaging tale Junior Butter Feeld. We're on the edges of our seats. And thank goodness, no going back to Boat Landia! We think you found the best home. Ever!

Ruby's Rescued Life said...

You is well on your way, my little friend! Don't the bullee cat get you down. The food service girl seems to fancy you and that's all you need!

Hairballsandhissyfits.com said...

long live homez indeed!!! I bet you and bullee cat will be fine!! Even Amarula has lowered her rating of Frodo from Nemesis #1 to Neme-sometimes not so bad-sis #1!!

Fr. Tom Fish said...

I say you're a cat on the move ready to settle in, despite any bullee cat! - Tom x

Peachy, Faye, Granny and Angels Binky and Stippie said...

I have to go to the earlier chapter to find out where all this has been started, Tabbies :D Double Pawkiss for now :) <3

The J-Cats said...

Oh, We do so hope you and Bullee Cat will somehow get along!
We can't wait to hear what will happen next!

Sandra Cox said...

Kitten a point mint-Love it:)
I'm anxious to hear about bullee cat and if he turned out to be a big ole softie:)

Katie Isabella said...

Now that bullee cat is going to tell you the rules..Dai$y will tell you how it REALLY is, and YOU will be happy. One pound? You darling!

Sandra Cox said...

Bullee cat is such a handsome fellow.

CJ Kennedy said...

In the cartoon I posted today, Bart is writing the word minimum on the board. It's a calligraphy spacing exercise. All of the straight strokes legs of m and n, the i and uprights of the u all look alike. The word becomes obscure (especially if the i isn't dotted) and will sort of look like a picket fence. It's funnier in calligraphy. Paw to Gawd! =^,.^=

Ivan from WMD said...

Hang in there, little boy. I live with a bully too.

~Caroline!

P.S. We want more photos of you!

Angel Gracie=^o.o^= said...

I am on the edge of my seat to find out what happens next. But I bet you two will work things out.
Thanks for stopping by yesterday and visiting. Always fun to see you.

Kitties Blue said...

We hope you are a tough cookie, cuz that bullee cat is a big un. Maybe you can charm him with your cuteness. XOCK, angel Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, angel Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth, Calista Jo, Cooper Murphy and Sawyer

Valentine said...

Don't worry, the bully cat may take you under his wing and teach you some things about life. Before you know it you'll be his apprentice. So good you are living now in Trout Towne with my good furr-iends. You've never had it so good. You're in for a real treat! Hugs and tummy tickles.

Sherri-Ellen T-D. said...

Mack Daddy yur goin to bee all rite...Tuna will take guud care of you. An FSG is a wunder! Just like LadyMum.
Yur landin on yur pawss an goin to have a grate life there.
***Hi-5'sss*** Siddhartha Henry =^,.^=