HAPPEE HOLLY DAYZ TWO ALL ♥♥♥♥♥

WHITEFISH WAVEZ EVEREE ONE 

N WEL COME TA DE LAST EPPA SODA 

OH TOONA TEE VEE 

FOR DE 2020 SEEZON 

 

AZ MOST OH EWE NOE 

 

DE FOOD GURL SITZ AT HER DESK 

AT HER PLACE OH EMPLOY 

 

PREE TENDIN TA ACT SHOO A LEE DUE WERK 

 

WHEN IN FACT HERZ SNEEKIN ROUND DE INTERNETZ 

LOOKIN AT BLOGGER & WORDPRESS & EMAIL 

WITH THAT BEE IN SAID 

HERZ GONNA BE 

KNOT AT WERK 

 

FRUM FRYDAY THIZ.... TIL FRYDAY LATER 

 

SEW WE WON'T BEE POSTIN FORA WEE BIT

WE WANT TWO SAY WE HOPE EWE ALL HAZA

 

 MOST MERRY CHRISTMAS 

AND A HAPPEE ♥ HEALTHEE ♥ SAFE 

2021

 

 WE HOPE EACH OH EWE 

& YUR FAMILIES 

 

IZ BLESSED TEN THOUSAND 

TRILLION BAZILLION FOLD

WE LEEVE EWE WITH THIZ 

 

ITZ R 

ITZ ALL IN DE MINDZ EYE 

 

CHRISTMAS KIBBEL REN DISH UN

 

 

SEE EWE SOON

PEACE OUT N ROCK ON

 

♥♥♥ LOVEZ FRUM ALL OH UZ ♥♥♥

TWO ALL OH EWE

© December 9, 2020

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BASS TERD BURD DAY IZ GONE DONE & OVER !!

 

white fish wavez everee one
N well come ta toona tee vee
wear we iz still runnin re runz
& R palz coppee N paste iz
still chillaxin over ther 
on de NWSE korner

thiz pozt goez bak a few 
N we all wayz
ded a katez it ta
POPS

whoo bee de dad 
oh R gorgeouz gal pal CK

sew with out any a doo
 we pree sent

BASS TERD BURD DAY IZ GONE

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


bass terd burd day iz gone 
az well az de ree layshunz   
that bee in de houz   
mezzin up R roo teen
N schedulez 

N everee thing else

 they mezzed up
  
sew long peepulz

N due knot come bak for Christmas
coz we iz knot gonna open de door
 

N we will call de pole leese
if we see ewe drivin down de street
 

N if ya due knot think we will

drive down de street
N see what happenz

 sinz we iz ona 

tie raid two day

we wood like ta menshunz if we can
 
that knot onlee doez 

de houz knead fume a gate inn 

coz it bee stinkin 

like cooked bass terd turkee azz
  
ther bee NOE left overz left
eggs cept

de💩💩💩💩 $#itz smellin 

cooked bass terd turkee azz

  we haz:
noe pie, noe spudz

knot even any beanz…
  { tho we finded a bizcuit
that could take out 
a concreet stat chew }

HOW EVERZ

  de 💩💩💩💩 $#itz smellin 

bass terd turkee azz
 iz STILL in de houz

168 hours later

coz de idiot peepulz 

who leeved de idiot relaytionz
inta de houz
ta mezz up R roo teen

N schedulez ...
N everee thing else 

they messed up

buyed a dam bass terd turkee  
that weighed 7,884 poundz 
N they iz STILL eatin
de 💩💩💩💩 $#itz smellin 

bass terd turkee burd
 

itz been 
fresh outta de oven 
snacked on  
in samiches
in soop, on toast, ina pie, 

 mixed with eggz
  fried with an om letz

 inna cass o roll, on sum pizza,
in sghetti, with mac N cheese

stuffed in tacoz 

on top oh sum pancakez

stuck under a seet....
layin on de floor 

& put in R dishez   

wear it ree manez 

ta thiz day  
growin fuzz
 

de bass terd turkee

haz been used az   
wood filler,
a door stop, a fake goatee,
prop for de broken chair legz

N sent home with de peepulz...
who bee in de houz
messin up R roo teen

N schedulez 

 N everee thing elze 

they mezzed up
 

itz been ree fuzed 

bye de nayborz,
fried, sliced, grilled,poached,
diced, seered, N chilled
 

N due knot EVEN 

get uz started
bout de stuffin

 up itz butt…
 tho it diz a peered

az well 

  😾😾
 
N sure sum oh thiz 

mite bee egg zag urayshunz
but we guarunteez de bass terd burd
DID weighz.... 7,884 poundz

heerz two a 
happee healthee
week oh end

peace out N rock on
long live 
coppee N paste ♥♥♥♥♥

© December 2, 2020

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COPPEE & PAZTE IZ BAK IN TOWNE !!

 

whitefish wavez everee one
N well come ta toona tee vee
starrin two nite

R palz coppee N paste

we haz posted thiz 
bass terd burd day post now 
for several yeerz

with de con clooshun

sum thingz never change 
bout how we feel bout
bass terd burd day

sew letz hit it

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


sum pilgrimz got ina boat
N sailed a cross de sea
they stopped heer in de usa
coz sum one had ta pee

wear they bee troo lee headed
noe one will ever noe
we canna reech em on a fone
  thiz be manee yeerz ago

well they serched for a toy let
N knot a one could be found
sew they got out sum shovelz
N put em two de ground

N prettee soon a town be born  

with shoppez N homez ga lore

cropz grew.. sew did biznezz  

much ta be thanx full for  

de pilgrimz said ...we shuld feest  

call it thanx givin day

they cooked sum pies
mashed sum spudz  

de damn chickn flew a way

they couldna catch de bass terd burd  

an eye dea popped in sum onez head 

 letz try... de one called turkee  

they found one… shot him dead

~~~~~~~~~~~~

it bee that time oh de yeer again
de day we hate de most
when everee one be eatin burd
stead oh... nice pork roast

ewe could be eatin donutz
ore bee at a fish fry
ewe could be eatin samichez
on buttered bread called rye

ewe R a bass terd turkee burd

N frank lee we hate ewe  

yur talk iz cheep... ya taste like crap 

 we wood rather eat a shoo  

give uz sum pie... ore sum spudz  

noe stuffinz goin in R gutz
we noe wear... de stuffinz been 

up de.. turkeez.. buttz

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

may yur travelz bee safe 

yur platez bee full

yur famileez bee blessed 

hope everee one haza

grate week oh end 

peace out N rock on

long live de pizza

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

wee bee thanx full for all R friendz

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 

© November 25, 2020

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ITZ ALL IN DE MINDZ EYE ART GAL O REE

WHITEFISH WAVEZ EVEREE ONE 

& WEL COME TA ROUND 87 

OH R TWO PART GAL O REE SEEREEZ.  

 

IF YA WAZ ABE BULL TA JOIN UZ LAST WEEK 

EWE HURD WE WAZ RUNNIN DE FALL A DISH 

OH ITZ ALL IN DE MINDZ EYE ART GAL O REE

INTA TWO PARTZ COZ WE HAD A LOT OH NEW PEECEZ

WITH THAT BEE IN SAID 

WE NOW WILL BEE GIN DE TOOR OH ROUND 87 

AZ ALL WAYZ PLEEZ REMEMBURR 

LUNCH BRAKE IZ HAF WAY THRU DE TOOR 

PLEEZ STAY BE HIND DE ROPEZ 

BE CAUZ OH DE HOLE FRA GEEL IZZUE 

N LETZ GET ON WITH THIZ TOOR

ITZ ALL IN DE MINDZ EYE ART GAL O REE 

FALL 2020 A DIZH UN

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

WE CALLZ THIZ PEECE

 

SUM THIZ A HATCHIN OUTTA THIZ EGG 

WE HOPE TA COD ITZ KNOT A BASS TERD CHCKN

 

WE CALLZ THIZ PEECE

THANK BEE TA COD ITZ KNOT A BASS TERD CJCKN 

ITZA TEE REX🐲

WE CALLZ THIZ PEECE 

 

WILD BOAR HEADED WEST 

& RUNNIN FOR HIZ LIFE

BEE FOR T REX GROWZ FULL SIZE

 

 

WE CALLZ THIZ PEECE 

 

WHEN PIGZ FLIEZ 

SEW HIM CAN GETTA WAY 

FRUM DE T REX ALL SEW

 

WE CALLZ THIZ PEECE 

 

FLYIN FISH THRU CORAL REEF WHO COULD CARE

LESS BOUT DE T REX

N ROUNDIN UP THIZ YEERZ ART GAL O REE 

WE CALLZ THIZ PEECE 

 

DE RABBIT WHO RAIZED HELL WITH UZ 

ALL SUMMER LONG 

EATIN DE CARROT FRUM DE NAYBORZ GARDIN

 

WE HOPE EWE N JOYED THIZ TOOR 

DE ART GAL O REE IZ CLOSED NOW FOR DE SEAZON

 

HEERZ TWO A HAPPEE HEALTHEE WEEK OH END

 

PEACE OUT N ROCK ON

 

LONG LIVE SCOOPZ

 

© NOVEMBER 18,  2020

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FALLZ TIME ART GAL O REE ROUND 75

WHITE FIZH WAVEZ EVEREE ONE 

N WELL COME TA DE FALLZ A DISHUN 

OH ITZ ALL IN DE MINDZ EYE ART GAL O REE

 

WE HAZ SEVERAL NEW PEACEZ 

TA SHARE WITH EWE 

SEW THIZ WILL BEE A TWO PART SEER EEZ 

& TWO NITE WE IZ BUZZED HAPPEE 

TA SHOW EWE PART 75 OH DE TWO PART TOOR

FOR THOZ WHOOZ BEEN 

TA DE GAL O REE BEE FOR 

REMEMBURR LUNCH BRAKE 

IZ HALF WAY THRU DE TOOR 

SEW IF YUR HUNGREE RITE NOW

RUSH ON THRU DE EGGZ HIBBIT

 

& PLEEZ REMEMBURR 

ALL PEACEZ IZ FRA GEEL 

SEW PLEEZ STAY BEE HIND

DE ROPEZ

WITH THAT SAID 

LETZ GET ON WITH DE 2020 

FALL COLLECTSHUNZ OH 

 

ITZ ALL IN DE MINDZ EYE ART GAL O REE 

 

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

WE CALLZ THIZ PEACE 

 

SPATULA

WE CALLZ THIZ PEACE 

 

 BASS TERD CHCKN ONA NEZT  

{ WHOO PEED THIZ ANY WAY }👿👿

 

 WE CALLZ THIZ PEACE 

 

PIRANHA WITH TINEE CAP

 WE CALLZ THIZ PEACE 

 

KNOT TA BEE OUT DONE 

PIE RAT WITH TRI CORN

WE CALLZ THIZ PEACE 

 

FLASH FOR WERD 

TA DE 56TH CENTUREE ROBOT

N ROUNDIN UP THIZ WEEKZ TOOR 

WE CALL THIZ PEACE

 

ASTEROID HURTLIN TOWERDZ WIND BENT TREE

WE HOPE EWE N JOYED 

THIZ WEEKZ TOOR & IF YA CAN 

PLEEZ JOIN UZ AGAIN NEXT WEEK 

SAME TIME, SAME STAYSHUN FOR ROUND TWO

HEERZ TWO A HAPPEE HEALTHEE WEEK OH END

PEACE OUT N ROCK ON

LONG LIVE CLAY LITTER

© NOVEMBER 11, 2020

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HOWL O WEEN IN TROUT TOWNE

WHITE FISH WAVEZ EVEREE ONE 

& WELL COME TA DE EPPA SODA 

OH TOONA TEE VEE 

WE LIKE TA CALL

 

RING DE DOOR BELL ON 

GIVE UZ SUM CANDEE DAY 

N SEE WHAT HAPPENZ

 

 

N THIZ IZ DE EPPA SODA 

OH TOONA TEE VEE 

WE LIKE TA CALL  

 

KNOCK ON DE DOOR 

ON GIVE UZ SUM CANDEE DAY 

N SEE WHAT HAPPENZ

 

AND THER YA HAZ IT 

HOW WE SPENDED 

HOWL O WEEN IN TROUT TOWNE

HEERZ TWO A GRATE WEEK OH END

PEACE OUT & ROCK ON

LONG LIVE ZOMBEEZ

 

© NOVEMBER 4,  2020

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HOWL O WEEN SCAREE MOOVEE REE VEEW NUMBER 820,688,274

 WHITE FIZH WAVEZ EVEREE ONE & 

WELL COME TA TOONA TEE VEE

📺📺

TWO NITE WE HAZ ALL GATHERED ROUND  

A MULBERRY BUSH

 

DAI$Y: WE HAVE !!???   

I DON'T SEE A BUSH IN SIGHT, MULBERRY OR OTHERWISE

 

TUNA: JUST GO WITH THE FLOW CUZ.. CAN YA

 

MACKERULL: CAN EATIN MULBERREEZ 

GIVE YA WERMZ, 

DID EYE EVER TELL YA EYE HAD WERMZ IN ME GUT

TUNA AND DAI$Y; YEZ, LIKE 300 MILLION TIMEZ

....COD

TUNA: CAN WE GET ON WITH DE REE VEEW 

BEE FOR 4TH OH JOO LIE GETZ HEER

MACKERULL: BOOM !!🎆🎆

TUNA: HIZZZZZ...

TWO NITE WE WILL REE VEEW DE MOOVEE 

DE MEGA MANTIZZ IN TROUT TOWNE

 

MANEE OH EWE HAZ PROBABLY SEEN 

THE DEADLY MANTIS FRUM BAK IN MAY OH 1957

WHICH TOTAL LEE ROCKED AND IZZA CLASSIC

 

TWO NITE WE PRE SENT TWO EWE 

A SIMALARZ TALE BOUT A MANTIZZ 

THAT WAZ ACT SHOO A LEE ON TROUT TOWNE SHOREZ

 

AND HIM WAZ KNOT ONLEE CAPTURED ON FILM 

HIM WAZ VIZSHUZ

 

DAI$Y: I'VE YET TO SEE THIS FLICK

 

MACKERULL: ME EITHER

 

TUNA: JUST SIT BACK & WATCH

 

ROLL CAMERA  ~~~~~~~~~~~~ WHIRRRRRR

 

"DE MEGA MANTIZZ OH TROUT TOWNE"

STARRIN; DE MEGA MANTIZZ

PRO DUCED BYE TOONA

 

R FILM STARTZ OFF ONA SUN NEE CATURDAY 

JUST A FEW AGO

 

 

 

 

DAI$Y; WHAT THE SAM HELL

IS THAT MANTIS WEARING HEADPHONES 

AND SINGING ALONG WITH THE SONG HE'S LISTENING TOO

 

MACKERULL: DAMN STRAIT HE IS 

AND WEAR DID HIM GET THAT CANDEE

 

TUNA: STOP THE FILM...

EYE AM TELLIN EWE BOTH HIM WAZ VIZSHUZ; 

LIKED TA HAZ KILLED KNOT ONLEE DE NAYBORZ 

BUT DE FOOD SERVIZZ GURL

 

MACKERULL; NOW THAT WOOD BEE SCAREE, 

HOW WOOD WE GET FOOD

 

DAI$Y; I AM SO OUT OF HERE

 

TUNA: YEA, WELL, GO A HEAD 

JUST DON'T CALL UZ IF MANTIZZ FLIEZ OVER TWO

YUR HOUZ AND ACTZ ALL CRAZED

 

MACKERULL; EYE STILL WANNA NOE 

WEAR HIM GETTED THAT CANDEE

 

TUNA: EYE WANNA NOE

HOW EYE CAN BEE FAR FAR A WAY

 

N THER YA HAZ IT 

SCAREE MOOVEE 820,688,274 REE VEEW

 

HEERZ TWO A HAPPEE HEALTHEE WEEK OH END

PEACE OUT N ROCK ON 

LONG LIVE CLASSIC BLACK AND WHITE FILMZ

 

  

© OCTOBER 28, 2020

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