whitefish wavez everee one
N well come ta toona tee vee
starrin two nite
R palz coppee N paste
we haz posted thiz
bass terd burd day post now
for several yeerz
with de con clooshun
sum thingz never change
bout how we feel bout
bass terd burd day
sew letz hit it
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
sum pilgrimz got ina boat
N sailed a cross de sea
they stopped heer in de usa
coz sum one had ta pee
N well come ta toona tee vee
starrin two nite
R palz coppee N paste
we haz posted thiz
bass terd burd day post now
for several yeerz
with de con clooshun
sum thingz never change
bout how we feel bout
bass terd burd day
sew letz hit it
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
sum pilgrimz got ina boat
N sailed a cross de sea
they stopped heer in de usa
coz sum one had ta pee
wear they bee troo lee headed
noe one will ever noe
we canna reech em on a fone
thiz be manee yeerz ago
noe one will ever noe
we canna reech em on a fone
thiz be manee yeerz ago
well they serched for a toy let
N knot a one could be found
sew they got out sum shovelz
N put em two de ground
N knot a one could be found
sew they got out sum shovelz
N put em two de ground
N prettee soon a town be born
with shoppez N homez ga lore
cropz grew.. sew did biznezz
much ta be thanx full for
de pilgrimz said ...we shuld feest
call it thanx givin day
they cooked sum pies
mashed sum spudz
mashed sum spudz
de damn chickn flew a
way
they couldna catch de bass terd burd
an eye dea popped in sum onez head
letz try... de one called turkee
they found one… shot him dead
~~~~~~~~~~~~
it bee that time oh de yeer again
de day we hate de most
when everee one be eatin burd
stead oh... nice pork roast
de day we hate de most
when everee one be eatin burd
stead oh... nice pork roast
ewe could be eatin donutz
ore bee at a fish fry
ewe could be eatin samichez
on buttered bread called rye
ore bee at a fish fry
ewe could be eatin samichez
on buttered bread called rye
ewe R a bass terd turkee burd
N frank lee we
hate ewe
yur talk iz cheep... ya
taste like crap
we wood rather eat a
shoo
give uz sum pie... ore
sum spudz
noe stuffinz goin in R
gutz
we noe wear... de stuffinz been
we noe wear... de stuffinz been
up de.. turkeez.. buttz
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
may yur travelz bee safe
yur platez bee full
yur famileez bee blessed
hope everee one haza
grate week oh end
peace out N rock on
long live de pizza
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
wee bee thanx full for all R friendz
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
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35 comments:
Happy Long Weekend, Trouties & FSG! As always your poem rocks! The bright side is the more b*rd the humans eat, the more of the good stuff that's left for us.
xoxoxo, Bibi & Meep
We sure hope you have a happy and safe, burd-free Thanksgiving. (We're in Canada, so we had ours in October.)
Take care! ❤
And now we know the rest of the story! Happy Thanksgiving dear friends!
You kitties should write history books. You are so good at telling the story. Have a nice Thanksgiving! Hopefully you can have sardines instead. XO
lovely. the part about stuffing being up the turkey's butt is my favorite... p.s. my email address is sjl412athotmail.com
What a tail er....tale that was! We hope all of you have a lovely and blessed Thanksgiving!
True fair and balanced is the news and reporting we have come to expect from you 2 and the FSG...well done..my sweet precious feline and female friends. Hugs to you all and FSG's Mom
Happy Thanksgiving
Love Cecilia
PS the sculpture appeared to be one piece. We didn't investigate to closely though
Happy Thanksgiving Day when it gets here, and week!
Happy Thanksgiving to you! It wouldn't be the same without your poem.
Happy Pizza Thanksgiving all! I love that poem, very informative - MOL!
Happy Thanksgiving all you Tabbies. I loved the poetry. It was a classic that I may save just to enjoy reading again. Much trout to ye all, and love too.
Happy Thanksgiving kitties and foodservice girl. Have a great week and be safe. We are keeping our humans busy. lol Sending purrs from Patch and Flower.
Thank you for the good wishes, and same right back atcha!
No bastard bird eaten by the humans here, but the kitties must have their protein.
Bleubeard LOVES turkey breast. Won't touch anything but the white meat. Sadly, this year, veggies won out and there will be NO basturd bird to cook or eat.
You tabbies are such wonderful friends. SO thankful for you and the FSG, who keeps your bowls full, too. I hope you have a fabulous Thanksgiving this year, because I am THANKFUL you are so GIVING of your time and comments. Bless you all. Have a super weekend, too.
Don't go sticking any hands up there like the humans, it may get stuck/ Turkey hand!
Tabbies, we're thankful for you, too! Happy Thanksgiving to you all and yer mom, enjoy the day and remember, a day of thanks is for us furries, too, to celebrate! - Tom, Bridget, Penny & housekeeper Julie xoxoxo
Still funny 😺 I'm not a big fan of the basturd burd, but Himself likes it so I can afford to be magnanimous once a year. I'd rather be having lasagna and eggplant Parmigiana. We're having the eggplant P because that's always a side that graces my family's special occasion and holiday dinners. Ink was allergic to seafood. Go figure. But he loved chicken, pork, steak, and turkey. Hope everyone in Trout Towne has a wonderful day.
No burdz here--come on by, kids! Happy Thanksgiving to you and FSG!
Yes, that is exactly how it happened, Tabbies! Our mom and dad had pizza tonight, and tomorrow, they will NOT be eating turkey burd. Happy Thanksgiving, pals. We love you1
Happy Thanksgiving to you all. May you get lots of whipped cream...and no burd.
That is the best Thanksgiving lesson I have ever been taught
No turkey for me, i think i might buy a pizza, it sounds good. Happy Thanksgiving!
I always love your Thanksgiving story and thank you for reminding us where stuffings go through. We have to remember that when we eat bass terd thanksgiving turkee :-D
I wish you all a fun and safe holiday!
Long live pizza indeed and have a wonderful US Thanksgiving!@
Happy Thanksgiving, FSG:)
We had a burd-free Thanksgiving here! We hope you had a wonderful Thanksgiving.
Boa noite Feliz dia de Ação de Graças. Bom descanso.
Ha! I chuckled over the poor first turkey to be 'shot dead'. I shouldn't laugh over his fate, though... And as for roast pork, I'm up for that, too.
MOL MOL while we do like Turkey ... Thanksgiving at the Grands is the best cause Grandpa cooks a ham and sausage along with the Turkey.
I hope you had a good holiday. No bad burd for me either over here!
Among many, many other things we're thankful for this hilarious, festive ditty! Me and dad can always count on y'all to make us laugh til we pee our pants. Mom and dad passed on the turkey this year, opting instead for a nice rib roast, dad's homemade stuffing and garlic roasted fresh Brussels Sprouts, which will split the billing on our next up post.
MOL,MOL!!! This ALWAYS make me giggle a lot!!
Happy Thanksgiving, belatedly!
That is such a catchy tune and song. Frankly we all need to eat plants and whole grains and we would all then be singing a healthier happy tune. Now I must head off as apparently there are some mice trying to move in somewhere they oughtn't, MOL
Purrs
ERin
Hahahaha. That about sums it up. Our turkey DID NOT turn out well this year ... it was probably tougher than a shoe! I suppose that's the turkey's revenge for eating him?
Ya think ya are out an then them Bass Turd Burds pull ya back ta seein em every dam year
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