white fish wavez everee one
N wel come two de
yeer lee afturr bass turd
burd day ree run post
roll film
whirrrr ~~~~
BASS TERD BURD DAY IZ GONE
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
bass terd burd day iz gone
az well az de ree layshunz
that bee in de houz
messin up R roo teen
N schedulez
N everee thing else
they mezzed up
sew long peepulz
sew long peepulz
N due knot come bak for Christmas
coz we iz knot gonna open de door
coz we iz knot gonna open de door
N we will call de pole leese
if we see ewe drivin down de street
if we see ewe drivin down de street
N if ya due knot think we will
drive down de street
N see what happenz
N see what happenz
sinz we iz ona
tie raid two day
we wood like ta menshunz if we can
that knot onlee doez
we wood like ta menshunz if we can
that knot onlee doez
de houz knead fume a gate inn
coz it bee stinkin
like cooked bass terd turkee azz
ther bee NOE left overz left
eggs cept
ther bee NOE left overz left
eggs cept
de $#itz smellin
cooked bass terd turkee azz
we haz:
noe pie, noe spuds
knot even any beanz…
{ tho we finded a bizcuit
that could take out
a concreet stat chew }
HOW EVERZ
de $#itz smellin
{ tho we finded a bizcuit
that could take out
a concreet stat chew }
HOW EVERZ
de $#itz smellin
bass terd turkee azz
iz STILL in de houz
iz STILL in de houz
168 hours later
coz de idiot peepulz
coz de idiot peepulz
who leeved de idiot relaytionz
inta de houz
ta mezz up R roo teen
inta de houz
ta mezz up R roo teen
N schedulez ...
N everee thing else
N everee thing else
they messed up
buyed a dam bass terd turkee
that weighed 7,884 poundz
N they iz STILL eatin
de $#itz smellin
buyed a dam bass terd turkee
that weighed 7,884 poundz
N they iz STILL eatin
de $#itz smellin
bass terd turkee burd
itz been
fresh outta de oven
snacked on
in samiches
in soop, on toast, ina pie,
fresh outta de oven
snacked on
in samiches
in soop, on toast, ina pie,
mixed with eggz
fried with an om letz
fried with an om letz
inna cass o roll,on sum pizza,
in sghetti, with mac N cheese
in sghetti, with mac N cheese
stuffed in tacoz
on top oh sum pancakez
stuck under a seet....
layin on de floor
layin on de floor
& put in R dishez
wear it ree manez
wear it ree manez
ta thiz day
growin fuzz
growin fuzz
de bass terd turkee
haz been used az
wood filler,
a door stop, a fake goatee,
prop for de broken chair legz
wood filler,
a door stop, a fake goatee,
prop for de broken chair legz
N sent home with de peepulz...
who bee in de houz
messin up R roo teen
N schedulez
N everee thing elze
they messed up
itz been ree fuzed
bye de nayborz,
fried, sliced, grilled,poached,
diced, seered, N chilled
fried, sliced, grilled,poached,
diced, seered, N chilled
N due knot EVEN
get uz started
bout de stuffin
bout de stuffin
up itz butt
tho it diz a peered
tho it diz a peered
az well
ugh
N sure sum oh thiz
N sure sum oh thiz
mite bee egg zag urayshunz
but we guarunteez de burd
DID weighz
but we guarunteez de burd
DID weighz
7,884 poundz
heerz two a
happee healthee
week oh end
peace out N rock on
long live
coppee N paste ♥♥♥♥♥
heerz two a
happee healthee
week oh end
peace out N rock on
long live
coppee N paste ♥♥♥♥♥
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26 comments:
Mackerull, makes Lynn happee dat she cooked da lasagna. She's doez knot like da left overs left over and over and over. Me, eye had my use you al, crunchies and knot left any of 'em fur anyone else. Happee happee day to u and da gurl. So much snow here, we gotz noe squirrels! Think they r under da snow.
Totally agree that the bird stinks up the house and lasts forever. We think it should be cod, lobster and shrimp--after all the Pilgrims were on the northeast coast . . .
xoxoxo, Bibi & Meep
Can't you just reheat it for Christmas dinner? Or, here's an idea: read y'all got lots of snow out thataway, any ice? Go ice fishing, you've got about 6,783 pounds of bait? Right? Or another idea: all those cars 'n' trucks sliding into each other on the toll road, E to W and W to E, use that dressing, spread it around for good traction on the highways and bi-ways ... save the wishbone for me: I so want to wish that orangeman in DC away away away.
We don't mind a bit of bird, sorry Mackerull. lol Have a wonderful week. Hugs Anesha x
We had an Italian Thanksgiving. Home-made ravioli, eggplant Parm, home-made bread, For dessert, Cannoli Dip and an apple pie as a concession.
Wood filler...that's a new one!
LOL
Well Mack don't even get me started on BassTERD birds.
We had a new roof put on the house in October. In all the years of having other roofs we have never NO never had BassTerd birds poop all over them. However, for some reason this new roof has been designated the official loo. And I'm talk big BassTerd poops. Heck it might be a T-Rex flying over the house.
Dagblasted mess is unsightly. We spent 90.00 on new 18" extension power nozzle and a new hose. But the poop is purely cement. We hope the rain and winter weather will eventually make it brittle and it will wash away
Oooops if got myself started
Hugs Cecilia
No Bass terd turkee here. Not nice to mess up ur roo teen n schedulez either!
The no leftovers would be the sorest point for me - though alleviated somewhat by the idea that turkey could be used as a fake goatee...
Not a one of that stupid burd here. We dont want the human sticking any hands up its butt.
Laura talk about timing. I was spot on with the sun it stayed on the acorn about 2 minutes as it was setting behind the trees.
I just happened to be in the den...and had my phone
And those are all the reasons I do not like the bass terd burd!
That was a bigger turkey than we had. :) I never need to see turkey again. XO
No burd for us and yes, ya never get rid of that smell!!!
MOL, Mack! Yes, don't be buying a stupid 7,884 pound bass turd burd. That smell will never ever go away!
If the bird lasts longer than the weekend, you bought too much, and if it shows up in Trout Towne, it came to the wrong place.
I didn’t know knot opening the door was a thing one can do
that is one big turkey.
Well, at least the food service girl got her money’s worth out of that burd. We was all alone with just our own humans for that day, which worked out just fine. They had burd, but just those little game hens. Hope somebody cleans out Mackerull’s bowl soon. Love to all and thanks for being our friends. XOCK, angels Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona & Astrid, Lisbeth, Calista Jo, Cooper Murphy, Sawyer, Kizmet, Audrey, Raleigh, Gibbs & Tali
Oh I am glad I got here...late...but I got here! I loved the blog and all the comments. Grinning like a clown here!
And just when we thought it was all done, those stupid burds are now a traffic hazard! Two of them in the westbound lane of Main Street., nearly causing accidents and getting all the cars to honking. Did those stupid birds cross the street when the cars stopped? Did those stupid birds fly across the street? Even the chicken knew to cross the street and these dumb birds did not seem to know they can fly! Aggh!!! (just had to add this, it happened yesterday).
Right now we don't have any burd to speak of here either...though there was a smallish bit of it here a few days ago...shhh...we despise all the left over junk, too.
We haven't seen any outside either lately...we think they are buried under all the snow drifts here.
Lulu: "Our Mama and Dada went around the corner to their friends' house for Thanksgiving, and they actually did bring back some leftovers! Including quite a bit of pie!"
Charlee: "Apparently this is because the pie came from a new bakery and nobody liked it except our Dada. The cherry pie didn't even have any cherries in it, it was all gooey filling! Dada doesn't like the consistency of cherries, but he does like the taste, so apparently that worked out okay for him."
Java Bean: "Ayyy, and did we get to try any of the leftovers? Just guess ..."
Mackerull, you make Us furry glad we don't celebrate Bass Turd Burd Day over here!
Well, Mack, there's not much we can do here about the Bass Terd Burd stink (which, I hate to say, mom and dad both enjoy), but the one good thing about our situation is that no one comes here to visit. Not for holidays, not for friendship, not for nothing. Works well.
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