white fizh wavez everee one
N wel come
two a
knota trout tee vee
ree run post
but a furst fora
me mackerull post
bout answerin quest shunz
pozed bye de kitteh
two de food servizz gurl
ona bee lated
answer yur catz quest shunz day
letz get rite two em
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why can’t eye shred de chairz
like eye am due in with
de love seet
why can’t eye punch
a bigger holez in de paddy oh screen
why can’t eye eat de christmas tree
why can’t eye get IN de car
if eye can go UNDER it
whY can’t eye eat de flowerz
but eye can eat grazz
why can’t eye go outside
wher eye was born
why can’t eye pick up
wear de big katoona left off
scratchin de wall
why can’t eye finizh
pullin de base bored off
de bathroom cab in net
why due eye haz five namez
mackerull boomer junior butter feeld
de food servizz gurlz answerz
🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
heerz two a happee healthee
week oh end
peace out N rock on
long live info
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30 comments:
Mackerull, i haz 4 namez, sweet ee pie, huny bunn cha, snook umz, precious. no fair, uz gotz da 5 namez!
i yam wit u on da questionz. why duz da hoomans stop us fur-om so many pleasurez?
Chaplin: "We say if you want to shred the chairs, just go for it. That's what Dennis used to do!"
Mack, a cat doesn't ask permission...a cat just DOES IT!
Hi Mackerel--as far as we can tell it's because the humans only have two legs. if they had four then they would appreciate what we do.
xoxoxo, Bibi & Meep
MOL MOL to the No prior approval needed for cats.
Just do it you can always pretend to be very very sorry.
I declare sometimes when I said no to Madi she gave me such a stare it made my spine shiver.
Hugs Cecilia
Ahhhhh, now those answers speak volumes! 😆
Some questions can never be answered.
We're pretty sure we know what de Food servuzz gurlz ahswerz mean.
I am glad I only saw the FSG's answers and didn't hear them!
Those are all great questions. Do you think you will get some answers? XO
I totally agree, those are very reasonable questions!
Thanks for the giggles. Er... I mean serious questions.
Wow deep and profund questions you kitties. Honestly some of them are way too deep for me!!!
Marjorie (and Toulouse who also asks similar questions....)
All valid questions, I feel.
Good questions, Mack. So, the FSG only gave one answer for them all? That does not seem fair!
Those are great questions. Your are a wizard
Wow! You have a lot of questions. The only answer is the humans rule. But with some work, you can change that. But it is nice to have a comfortable and calm house, too. So maybe you can learn to compromise. I also have many names, depending on the human's mood. Sasha, The Best Cat in the World, Dear Cat etc. I have learned to live with it.
Love all these questions! Miss Kitty would probably ask some of the same ones. She has many names too and answers to most of them!😆😆
Robin
Some things just have no reasonable explanation.
Mom is laughing so hard, we are afraid she might throw up her meatloaf dinner. Some kitty is a bit of a little stinker! Way to go! 🤪 XOCK, angels Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta & Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth, Calista Jo, Cooper Murphy, Sawyer, Kizmet, Audrey & Raleigh
Good questions inquiring minds want to know!😺😺😺 You have five names so your initials will be mbjbf
We suppose the FSG answers "Ve ask de kvestshons here"...
Mackerull, you're MY kinda guy! Come on over...fresh shredded chick- hen?
Boy, Precious NAILED it!
3:54. Tarmac 1. Looking for you then~! (Need bundling scarves. Let's use one of our handbags for them.
All legit questions, but at the same time, questions that shouldn't have to be asked, I say.
My cats ask me the same questions, with the same reaction from me. Notice in our blog posts that the couch and loveseat are always covered with blankets, this is to hide the shredded arms as well as to stop any further creative cat scratching.
We're baffled on why you have to ask such logical questions when the answers seem so clear to us!
Hahaha. Very appropriate questions, Mackerull! Humans! No one can please them! And they have no appreciation for art.
Holy Mackerels! Always ask the question that no one else is asking. Therein lies the true answer. :-) xo from the Ts.
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