SHOUTIN IT OUT TWO DAY FOR

whitefish wavez everee one 

N welcome

ta R fish a fied post we call

shoutin it out 

for R total lee 
awesum lee

mega kewl pal 

St Francis

each yeer 

on de feest oh St Francis

octuburrs 4th 

we like ta give propz 

two R 

heer roe

{ yea therz de hole
"thurzday onlee post thing 
goin on again }

but any wayz

 without him 

manee of R purrayer ree questz 

wood go a stray ~~~~~ 

N while thiz purrayerz 

knot like

oh fish ul

we noe him heerz it

we noe him doez hiz best 

N in de end

thatz all that matterz

♥♥♥♥♥

pleez N thanx ewe St Francis 

may thoz who haz been abandoned

find a GOOD for everz home

may thoze who seek a for everz home

let them find it yet thiz month

may thoz who R lost 

& R tryin ta find ther way 

back home 

pleez guide them ther

with saftee

may thoz who seekz 

companion ship N lovez

find it a trillion fold

may thoz who seekz 

fresh food N kleen waterz

 find it rite now
& in abundance 

may thoz who seek shelterz 

frum predatorz

ore de elementz 

find it immediately 

N with saftee

may thoz who R sick 

be cured

may thoz who R injured 

be heeled

may thoz whooz journee 

haz come two an end

pleez stay by ther side 

everee step oh de way

N may thoz who haz been 

abuzed ore neglected

rise up 

N with de strength oh 

900 million ther size 

may they fite back 

~~~~ and win

we lovez ewe dood 

N thanx for everee thing

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

commentz R closed
for thiz post

DE CODD MOTHER DE BASS TERD TURKEEZ SAGA

 de codd mother 

de bass terd turkeez saga

last time on de codd mother

de bass terd turkeez saga

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

codd mother: the road from this point 
is going to be difficult 
and fraught with danger 

that is why we have asked 
pretzel boy to.....


capo tuna: lunch brake

two nite on de codd mother
~~~~~~
~~~~~

codd mother: well lunch brake 
seemed short

anyway we have asked pretzel boy 

to out fit each of you 

with a disguise 
so that you may 

mingle amongst society 

without being detected 

I will have no one injured 

or killed on my watch 

and if the bass terd gobbler 

wants to draw arms 

he will do so only with myself, 

capo tuna or consigliere boomer

pretzel boy, I turn this over to you

If we can now dim the lights

for an extra security measure 

  pretzel boy: thanx codd mother 

recruits, under the bench 

you will find your disguises 

please make sure you are 

wearing them BEFORE leaving 

as the cloaking devise 

will then be turned off  

I guarantee 

not even your own family 

will recognize you

please dress now

{ 3.7 minits later 
N everyone 

has ther dizz guizez on } 

pretzel boy: as you can see 

my disguise 

works purrfectly

 

 back to you codd mother  

codd mother: thanx pretzel boy 

we are indeed indebted to you 

 as I dont recognize a soul 

and this 
just from row one
middle section

you recruits look FABulous 
♥♥

please now refer to page 98 

of the handout 

 I have outlined a few examples 

of what we all need to be aware of and

capo tuna: NAP TIME ~~~ 

heerz two a happee

healthee

week oh end

peace out N rock on

long live 

pretzel boy designer wear

♥♥♥ 

A LOTTA DE BASS TERD AZZ WERD; PIE RATZ DAY SHANTEEZ

whitefish wavez everee one 

N welcome

ta R fish a fied  

pie ratz day post
=^.-^=

that iz
two dayz late

coz of

ewe guessed it

anal azz food serviss gurl

with that bee in said 

letz get rite two

two dayz shantee 

which dizzez

ewe guessed it

de bass terd turkee

feel free ta sing a long 

in yur mindz eye 

♫♪♪♪♫♫♫

ye bilge suckin 

bass terd turkee

we hate yur

scurvee azz

we wood feed 

ewe two de fish

but it wood poizon 

all R bazz

ther ya sit scurvee burd

bye de capn’z door

next two de cannonz shot

turkee on shipz floor

 ma rooned ewe will bee

with bonez N wind N galez

tiz davy jones locker for ye

coz dead burd tell noe talez

 ye bilge suckin 

bass terd turkee

we hate ye 

bass terd azz

 we shaint say 

fair windz two thee

sew long 

ye scurvee azz

stuffed in cannon we shot de burd

kleer up and thru de air

ya make uz sick

burd iz dead 

we troo lee due knot care

a black spot 

upon ye hide

yur heartz $#itz

two de cor

ye addled 

poxed blaggard

scurvee turkee

iz noe mor

heerz two a happee

healthee week oh end

peace out N rock on

long live tall shipz