WHITEFISH WAVEZ EVEREE ONE
N WELL COME TA TROUT TEE VEE
CAL UN DUR YEER 1478 STYLE
WHILE SEERCHIN DE ARK HIVEZ
WE FINDED THIZ POST
THAT GRAM PAW DUDE RITED
BAK IN HIZ DAYZ
THAT WAZ MANEE YEERZ AGO
THO LETZ LOOK & SEE WHAT HIM
HAD TA SAY !!
A PEEVES LIST: BY DUDE K
BACK IN ME DAY, EYE HAD A "PEEVEZ" LIST
A MILE LONG
EYE HATED OTHER CATZ ON ME PROPERTY;
DA DOORBELL, VACUUM CLEANER, THUNDER,
DA ICE CREAM TRUCK, SIRENZ,
KNOT BEING ALLOWED TO GO INTA DA GARAGE,
KNOT BEING FED ON TIME, STALE CATNIP,
A DIRTY BOX, SOMETIMEZ SQUIRRELZ,
ONCE IN AWHILE DA RABBITZ,
HALIBUTT
N COLD AIR
WHEN SPRING CAME ROUND,
EYE COULD ADD YET MOR PEEVZES
TWO DE LIST
N COLLECTIVE LEE
IT BE BURDZ
ROBINZ, SPARROWZ, FINCH, WRENZ, CROWZ,
DE EVER TOTAL LEE BASS TERD TURKEE
N BUZZARDZ
EYE RECALLED DA DAYZ
IN ME YOOTH
WHEN EYE LOOKED FOR WERD
TWO AN OPEN WINDOW N SUM FRESH AIR
TIL DE RACKET STARTED
SHIBBER YABBER SCIMBER JIMBER
YABBER YIDA YIDA CHATTER CHATTER
SING A SONG O SIX PENCE N POKE ME IN DE EYE
SHUT UP YA BASS TERDZ
OUT THERE MAKIN 80 KINDZ O RACKET
HOPPIN FRUM BUSH TA TREE TA LAWN
PECKIN ON DE SIDIN O DE HOUSE
AND DE BARK ON A UNSUSPECTIN OAK
SWINGIN N SWAYIN IN DE SPRUCE TREEZ
TOSSIN NESTIN MATERIALZ ALL OVER DE YARD
MESSIN 'ROUND IN DE BURD BATHE
N POOPIN IN IT TWO
ALL EYE WANTED TA DUE
IZ SMELL FRESH AIR,
SLEEP IN DE SUN
N WAKE UP IN TIME
FOR A SLIGHT SNAK BEE FOR DINNER
BUT COULD EYE ????
HELLZ NOOOOOOOO....
BASS TERD BURDZ
OUT THERE EATIN WURMZ N BUGZ
N THATZ ALL EYE GOTTA SAY
FOR NOW
PEACE OUT N ROCK ON
DUDE K
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