WHITEFISH WAVEZ EVEREE ONE
N WELL COME TA TROUT TEE VEE
CAL UN DUR YEER 1478 STYLE
WHILE SEERCHIN DE ARK HIVEZ
WE FINDED THIZ POST
THAT GRAM PAW DUDE RITED
BAK IN HIZ DAYZ
THAT WAZ MANEE YEERZ AGO
THO LETZ LOOK & SEE WHAT HIM
HAD TA SAY !!
A PEEVES LIST: BY DUDE K
BACK IN ME DAY, EYE HAD A "PEEVEZ" LIST
A MILE LONG
EYE HATED OTHER CATZ ON ME PROPERTY;
DA DOORBELL, VACUUM CLEANER, THUNDER,
DA ICE CREAM TRUCK, SIRENZ,
KNOT BEING ALLOWED TO GO INTA DA GARAGE,
KNOT BEING FED ON TIME, STALE CATNIP,
A DIRTY BOX, SOMETIMEZ SQUIRRELZ,
ONCE IN AWHILE DA RABBITZ,
HALIBUTT
N COLD AIR
WHEN SPRING CAME ROUND,
EYE COULD ADD YET MOR PEEVZES
TWO DE LIST
N COLLECTIVE LEE
IT BE BURDZ
ROBINZ, SPARROWZ, FINCH, WRENZ, CROWZ,
DE EVER TOTAL LEE BASS TERD TURKEE
N BUZZARDZ
EYE RECALLED DA DAYZ
IN ME YOOTH
WHEN EYE LOOKED FOR WERD
TWO AN OPEN WINDOW N SUM FRESH AIR
TIL DE RACKET STARTED
SHIBBER YABBER SCIMBER JIMBER
YABBER YIDA YIDA CHATTER CHATTER
SING A SONG O SIX PENCE N POKE ME IN DE EYE
SHUT UP YA BASS TERDZ
OUT THERE MAKIN 80 KINDZ O RACKET
HOPPIN FRUM BUSH TA TREE TA LAWN
PECKIN ON DE SIDIN O DE HOUSE
AND DE BARK ON A UNSUSPECTIN OAK
SWINGIN N SWAYIN IN DE SPRUCE TREEZ
TOSSIN NESTIN MATERIALZ ALL OVER DE YARD
MESSIN 'ROUND IN DE BURD BATHE
N POOPIN IN IT TWO
ALL EYE WANTED TA DUE
IZ SMELL FRESH AIR,
SLEEP IN DE SUN
N WAKE UP IN TIME
FOR A SLIGHT SNAK BEE FOR DINNER
BUT COULD EYE ????
HELLZ NOOOOOOOO....
BASS TERD BURDZ
OUT THERE EATIN WURMZ N BUGZ
N THATZ ALL EYE GOTTA SAY
FOR NOW
PEACE OUT N ROCK ON
DUDE K
© october, 12 2022
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26 comments:
Poor Gram Paw Dude. He'd be so upset that Ink, and now Calli and Quill love watching the birds. They all made funny chattering noises as if they were feasting on bird bodies and enjoying the satisfying crunch of bones. Enjoy your day Tabbies and that goes for the FSG, too.
Agree totally on the vacuum monster, doorbell, and a whole bunch more. Here's to a happy birdless weekend--xoxoxo, Bibi & Meep
Charlee: "Wow, that sounds like a lot of birds."
Chaplin: "If you guys set up a webcam to look at them, we would totally watch it. All. Day. Long."
1478 was a very good year, I remember it well. But even more so 1479 when all the burdz died of some strange dizzeeze and it was at least many centuries, like until 2020 before they repopulated earth much to the chagrin of june and mackerull and other like minded cats. That viruz is in a bottle somewhere in a secret lab in the land of hoozers and we need to find it .. it shall be our 2023 mission. Search and release! Onward. Upward.
Outward. Let us begin.
That's a long list of peeves, though we certainly do agree with a lot of them!
Now we know why!
Grand Paw Dude rited excellent.
It is quite obvious he not only was handsome and smart and Da Dude of all Dudes he was funny and girlz like fun-gis
Hugs Cecilia
PS tell FSG I will be pawticipating in Feral Cat day
Gram Paw Dude had a long list of peeves, but halibut? Really??
Gram Paw Dude had a lot of peeves but we don't understand Halibut either. We totally understand the Bass Terd Burdz.
Gram Paw Dude had some serious peeves on that list! Maybe he ate too much Cranky Azz Cat Fuds?
Dang, no wonder y'all don't like da burds!
Testify Dude K! Almost all universal peeves. I was afraid for a minute that burds weren't on the first list. It's nice to know the history of you guys hating burds.
You're a Griffon at heaet. We have lots of peeves and are usually peeved off.
Hee! Hee! Duke K is our kind of Cat! We LOVES his peeves! Thanks so much for sending us a Thanksgiving Card. Our Mom has been so busy we have been reading everything in bed (on the iPad). It does NOT like to let us comment on anything! We have been agitating for Mom to get a new one that will let us get her to comment, but she has been dragging her feet (We want you to know it is totally her fault). Keep being AWESOME (and kind) Purrs Marv
That was a great post by Grandpa. Sounds like he was a but grumpy, but I don't blame him as all those things and more annoy me. XO
Oh, them burds...He would have had a fit at the sandhill cranes around here...they are LOUD! And they are very BIG!
I was chuckling through this one; Grampa Dude sure had a lot of pet peeves (kind of a feline grumpy old man) but the birds were the worst!
When i am taking care of my friend's cats, she also asks me to feed the birds as her cats love to watch bird TV. Please don't tell!
Deer 'angel' GranPaw Dude you sound ALOT like our nayburr here...
At leest you nevurr put poison down like out nayburr has been doin on an off since Summer started.
Mee has a besty an Carson iss Perryrin Falcon....
An wee have Krishna an Govinda Crowss to come check on us here dailee....they are furry quiet.
Guess you nevurrmade frendss with a Birdie. You missed out....well mee thinkss you did....
**purrss** BellaDharma an **giggellss** BellaSita Mum
That is one long list and is a lot like Amarula's -- although she would add Frodo at the very top!
Gram Paw Dude certainly had a huge list of pet peeves, and we agree with all of them! And 1478 was a fabulous year, we recall it well at BBHQ, it was the year that... oops sorry that info is classified! MOL
Well that was a long list of pet peeves, not being feed on time is the worst. Our human is very bad about that, do you know she thinks she should get to sleep late.
That is a furry long list of peeves - some, We agree with. Some - We can live with.
OMC looks like we're in a movie...MOL...it was the same year, right Grandpaw Dude😸Double burdfree Pawkisses from us to all of you🐾😽💞
Gram Paw was very thorough!
I was on jury duty when you and Grand Paw Dude found this post. His list of peeves is justified, I am sure. Except the FSG would NEVER give him stale catnip. Of that I am also sure.
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