Wednesday, October 13, 2021

A HOWL O WEEN MONTH MOOVEE REE VEEW

WHITEFISH WAVEZ EVEREE ONE 
& WEL COME TWO R 
HOWL OH WEEN MONTH 
MOOVEE REE VEEW
 
👻👻👻👻👻
 

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TWO DAY WE WOOD LIKE TWO PREE SENT 
TWO EWE 
DE HORROR FLICK FRUM 1963 
THAT WAZ
PRO DEUCED & DIRECTED BYE 
 
THIZ MOOVEE WAZ KINDA SORTA 
BASED ON DE BOOK THAT 
BAK IN 1952 
 
& IF YA NOEZ UZ TABBIEZ 
EWE NOE WE MEEN NUN OTHER N 
 
DE BIRDS

SEW LETZ GET RITE TWO DE REE VEEW
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HEERZ DE SEEN FRUM DE PLAY GROUND

LOOK CLOSE LEE 
 

 
THEEZ BASS TERDZ R ON 
DE PLAYGROUD EQUPIMENT THAT 
 
3} BEE LONGZ TWO DE SKEWL
 

 
AND 
 
Y} IZ MENT FOR KIDZ TA PLAY ON

THINK BOUT THIZ A MINIT
 
YUR A KID WAITIN FOR 
DE LUNCH BRAKE BELL TA RING
 
YA GRAB YUR LUNCH BOX 
HEAD OUT SIDE TWO DE 
PIK A NIX TABLE 
 
ONLEE TA SEE
967,024,183, 512 BASS TERD BURDZ 
 

 ON DE JUNGULL GYM
RAISIN 9000 KINDZ OH HELL & NOIZ 
 
SEW... NOW... KNOT ONLEE IZ YUR LUNCH 
A ROO END HOT AZZ MEZZ 
BUT YA CANNA PLAY "ON" DE JUMGULL GYM
 FOR FEER OH GRABBIN ON TA

💩💩💩💩💩💩

N THEY WUNDER WHY 
KIDZ SKIP SKEWL
 
 
 HEERZ TWO A HAPPEE HEALTHEE WEEK OH END
PEACE OUT N ROCK ON
LONG LIVE MOOVEE GRATEZ


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Wednesday, October 6, 2021

R HEER ROE ♥♥ ST FRANCIS !!!

 

WHITE FISH WAVEZ EVEREE ONE
& WEL COME TWO A
RE RUN POST
FOR R TOTAL LEE AWESUM 
SOOOPER  
 HEER ROE
 
ST FRANCIS !!
WHOOZ FEEST DAY WAZ
MONDAY

THIZ POST IZZA LONG ONE;
& INN CLOODZ SUM TRIVIA
BOUT DE DOOD 
 
SEW HEERZ HOPIN YA HAZA WEE MINIT
TA REED UP BOUT SUM 
 
ST FRANCIS FAX
 
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LETZ START !!
 
what city in de statez iz named after
St Francis ?

if ya guessed SAN FRANCISCO
 ewe wood bee rite !
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manee moonz ago 
de food servizz gurl 
 
ta R long time 
total lee awesum 
catster pal Gleek
 
sended ta R food servizz gurl 
thiz total lee AWESUM
medallionz



 
AND
 this total lee awesum book



 
chex out thiz storee
 

 
 
then therz R veree own St Francis 
who watchez over de
front yard N keepz uz safe

him bee longed ta de food gurlz
GRAM PA ♥


St Francis bee known 
az de patron Saint oh animalz
& de enviroment 

we hate ta think what him wood say
 
 lookin at de sad azz state oh affairz 
de earth 
N all itz animalz iz in
rite now

like thiz St Francis Satyr butterfly
whooz endangered 😢


Lotz oh petz 
go two church ta bee blessed
on de Feast o St Francis like R 
total lee awesum palz




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HIM BEGAN DE CHRISTMAS TRADITION 
OH DE NATIVITY SCENE 
ST FRANCIS SET UP DE VEREE FURST ONE 
 
BAK IN 1223 
 
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DE ST FRANCIS FOUNTAIN 
IN SAN FRANCISCO IZ
 SAN FRANCISCO'S OLDEST DINER
 
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 & THIZ TOTAL LEE AWESUM ART PEACE 
WAZ SENDED TWO UZ 
BYE R TOTAL LEE AWESUM PAL 
 
SAMMY DE SHOP VAC PILCH 
 
IT HAZ A PLACE OH HONORZ ON DE DESK
 



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anyway, we hope ewe N joyed 
thiz post bout St Francis
 
never bee afraidz ta ask him for blessingz 

himz all wayz willin ta listen

ST FRANCIS
WE LOVEZ EWE DOOD
♥♥♥♥♥ 
 
heerz two a happee healthee
week oh end
peace out N rock on
 
long live "total lee awesum" 

{ we used thiz fraze 
bout a million timez
heer !! }
 
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Wednesday, September 15, 2021

DE LAST FORA WHILE

 THIZ BEE DE LAST 

{ FORA WHILE ANY WAY }

 

OH DE 

ALL MOST WERD LEZZ 

WEDNEZDAY POSTZ

 

HEER IT BEE

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TOAD: HEY...YOU CAT 

 


MACKERULL: EWE BASS TERD

DID EWE JUST FLIP ME OFF 

 


 
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