Wednesday, November 2, 2022

KNOT A PIE RATZ DAY SHANTEE BUT A HOWL O WEEN SHANTEE

 
                           whitefish wavez everee one
                  & well come ta trout tee vee ree run
                                        oh a ree ran  
                                       # 8as9fvu8afj



simplee titled 
                              A HOWL O WEEN SHANTEE

sew ther we all waz 
chillaxin in R bedz

thoughtz oh trout 
be floatin in R headz🐟


Itz howl o ween nite 
N de door bellz ringin

 soundz like sum onez out side 
and they bee a singin ♫♪


we due knot haz candee 
we due knot haz treetz

out side we heer de sound 
oh sum shufflin feetz
 
sum one iz now
poundin on de door
 
we yelled "shut de hellz up 
we canna take it noe mor"


de noiz dinna stop 
they bee tozzin stuff on de roof

we noe itz knot santa 
ore  rain deer hoof 🦌🦌


we iz now gettin pizzed 
& R gonna call de copz

we heer em mezzin in de bushez 
N on de tree topz


we flung de door open 
we iz gettin reddy ta yell

"who due ewe think ewe iz 
N what de sam hell"
😾😾😾


and de WERST SITE EVER  
came bee for R eyez

take a look for yur selvez 
coz we canna tell noe liez
 


 
ewe bass terdz

hope ewe hada 
happee safe howl o ween
peace out N rock on
long live
jack N hiz lanturn 
🦇
 
© november 1,   2022
All Rights Reserved
 

26 comments:

Mickey's Musings said...

Yikes! No wonder you got startled so much!!
That is one heck of a lots of birds!!
would not give them treats either. I like mine too much ;)
Purrs, Julie

Eastside Cats said...

SCARY, kitties...VERY SCARY!

The Oceanside Animals said...

Charlee: "Happy Halloween!"
Chaplin: "That's quite a murder of crows you have there!"
Lulu: "I think I'll bark at them ..."

The Florida Furkids said...

OH MY COD! That's super scary!!

CJ Kennedy said...

I saw that movie. It was very scary!

Anonymous said...

Run!!! Its the birds!!!!
xoxoxox, Bibi & Meep

Greg_1948 in_WA said...

Nevermore!

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

That has to be your worst Halloween nightmare!

John Bellen said...

Ha! A good shanty, guys - those birds know how to get your goat.

Brian's Home Blog said...

Oh no, there are burds everywhere!

pilch92 said...

We are lucky that no one comes to our door for trick or treat- more candy for us. XO

meowmeowmans said...

That is SCARY, Tabbies. Terrifying, in fact! All those bass terd burdz!

Ruby Rose and the Big Little Angels 3 said...

We share the same additude about Halloween

messymimi said...

That would be a Halloween nightmare!

Bleubeard and Elizabeth said...

We three feel for you poor tabbies. If I opened the door and saw all those birds, Bleubeard and Squiggles would have run and hid. Hope you are safe now.

Happy belated Halloween and happy All Souls Day.

My Mind's Eye said...

I know you are so happy boo day is over and done...now to just thru the berd day and you'll be ready for an Elf on your shelf
Hugs Cecilia

https://hairballsandhissyfits.com said...

You think that's bad! I was traveling in Panama a few years ago and it happened to be the season for turkey vulture migration! They were everywhere!! Sitting on the roads on on street signs etc! So count your blessings guys!! Happy Halloween!!

BellaDharma an BellaSita Mum said...

EEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!! That iss defo a "Murdur of Crowss" that came to yore place Mackerull an Dai$y an FSG!!!
Wee have 3 Crow frendss butt wee wuud bee sp00ked if there was a hole bunch of them bangin an makin a RAWCUSS!
Burdss can bee nice an they can b33 freeky....wee 'get' why you not liek them!
Halloweeny heer was furry quiet xcept for 2 crss that crashed beefore Midnite....that was sp00ky! ;)
**nose rubss** BellaDharma an ((hugss)) BellaSita Mum

The J-Cats said...

So many burds! What a traumatic expurrience!

Meezer's Mews & Terrieristical Woofs said...

Simply. Way. Too. Many. BURDS...

Photo Cache said...

Yikes.....

You know Buster used to welcome the little feet that comes to the door with little hands begging for treats, but this year, we both stayed upstairs and let the human do all the work.

<a href="https://emmaandbuster.blogspot.com”>Emma rand Buste</a>

Three Chatty Cats said...

Eeeeek! Perhaps the scariest Halloween story ever!

Crafting Queen said...

Sorry not been around. Love the post of Tuna. I know your pain and sending lots of love and purrs from Patch, Flower and Archer. xxx

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

I assume comments are off for Tuna's post, but I had to leave a comment anyway. It is hard to know a whole year has passed. Where does the time go? It is a lovely tribute to him and I had tears as I read it.

Deb Barnes said...

We're a bit behind in our comments, but we hope you had a great MEOW-O-WEEN. Purrs from Deb and the Zee/Zoey gang.

Katie Isabella said...

Scary and then some! And this is AFTER Halloween! XXXOOO