white fish wavez
everee one
N welcome ta trout tee vee
ree runz
25.8.366
we haz aired thiz post
sew manee timez
itz stalez
we pay propz thiz week
two de easturr hare
with R non classix
"easturr storee"
sew with out further
a due
letz re vizit
EASTURR PAST
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
while easturr can bee
a rockin awesum holly day
it can all sew bee
a veree vizshuz holly
day
for manee manee peepulz
N heerz how ther day can go
they will eat candee
til they hurl
fite over de last ham
samich
yell at de peepulz
at de front oh de
line
ta sit de hell down
sew ther kids can watch
de EASTURR parade
hope inn ta see
Santa Claus ????
at de end
then they go ta see
rell a tives
they canna stand
just coz it iz easturr
N they due knot wanna
oh fend
de easturr rabbit
who in all honest tee
who in all honest tee
could care lezz
coz de rabbitz out back
eatin everee bush...
flower....
& tree start.... de peepulz
just planted
2 weeks ago
then
they get colored dye
all over de white kitchen rug
when they tried ta color
bass terd chickn burd
eggz
they try ta pix
de shell off
de bass terd
chickn burd eggz
N it doez knot come off
in one peace
then therz like shell guts
ina egg salad samich
they for get wear they hided an
egg
N it setz in de houz
for monthz on end
til de houz be stinkin
like cod onlee noez what
& de smell oh garbage
act shoo a lee smellz
better
~~~~~
they accident lee eat
a wee tinee
peace oh foil
that wuz sticked ta
de chocolate egg
that dinna getz peeled
off
then their fillinz in their teethz
be like
hole.... lee.... $hitz......
N they yellz
ta beet hellz
coz itz like one oh thoz
shootin painz
that goes thru de eye
like when they eat
ice creem two fast
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
N last but knot leest
therz
ewe guessed it.....
de hole BURD izzue
coz why in de sam hell
doez ANY ONE wanna eat this
be it boiled
fried..... baked......
cooked.....
scrambled...... over eazzee.....
omeletted...... ore
poached
when it comes outta de
BUTT
oh this
a bass terd chckn BURD
~~~~~~~
heerz two a safe, happee,
healthee
rockin awesum week oh end
HAPPEE BEE LATED EASTURR
🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇
peace out N rock on
long live
de easturr bunnee
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42 comments:
Well, put that way, it does sound a rather horrible holiday, doesn't it, guys?
Far as we're concerned you can re-run that one through eternity cuz we love it....we think you're right about them round things that comes out of chicken buns - EWWWW. If people never thought about THAT before, your re-run may get them interested in skipping the butt-eggs next year and just having candy. Besides, the dental community will be happier if we eat more candy. Anyway, hope you all had a good EGG-LESS Easter.
Hugs, Ted O Bunny
Bwahaha! When you put it like that, what is so good about Easter, anyway? We hope you had a nice one, though, sweet pals! XO
bass terd chcknz
Good point all, despite all the soft colors and fuzzy cute bunnies, Easter can be a right pain in the butt! MOL! Be sure to get all that foil off before you eat that egg!
We have seen the relatives of the bunny in your pictures racing around the neighborhood. They sure are doing well. Hope your next week is flying feathered free.
xoxoxo, Bibi & Meep
So many truths here I enjoyed seeing these things again.
I love this post. You kitties are so wise. We just had egg salad on rye for lunch. :) XO
Kitties, why doesn't everyone enjoy POPCORN for every holiday?
AmIright?
A good post never gets stale! We hope you had a lovely Easter holiday all the same. Ham? Ham is yummy. :-)
Yep, ya really gotta wonder about that Easter stuff!
Hello kitties this is a very interesting post. We love Easter. Hope you got lots of treats. Purrs from Patch, Flower and Archer. Anesha x
MOL this is soooo worth reading again. We can stop laughing!!!!
Jumpin' jack rabbits...I still giggle each time.
Nuttin' worse than eggshells in your egg salad.
OMCs speaking of those jumpers who eat things they shouldn't like flowers and such. I was trimming the mondo grass around our mailbox today. Lo and behold there was a yellow plastic Easter egg in it. I guess it was the egg that was never found. MOL MOL MOL
Hugs to FSG, G-mom and furries
Cecilia
😸We luvs chiknz and eggz.
Sorry we didn't visit earlier but we have been under the weather. The tests for COVID are negative and we're starting to feel better anyway. Boy, I thought my Easter was sad and bad, but you've got me thinking we're lucky.
We hope yours actually defied description (in a good way)!
My momma gave yoor post to my Daddy to read, and he asked if he needed to belong to a special group that has a code cracker like the Little Orphan Annie one in Christmas Story. Me and momma loved this. I giggled at the part about the eggshells in your egg salad... even though I never eat that stuff. I prefer nomming the bastard burds. Love, Dori
Heh. Love it.
Lulu: "I don't mind, I'll eat all the parts of the chicken! Even the feet!"
Hope you had a blessed and beautiful Easter. Thank you for the laughs, they never grow stale.
BOL or MOL it is happening loud. I love chicken too. All souls do
That was furry funny, guys!
Hope you had a grwat Easter, in spite of all that.
We agree over here--we think it's crazy anyone would ever want to eat anything that comes out of a vicious bird!! No matter how pretty and decorated it might be!
Oh, that was good!!
You'll be happy to know that tis Easter just past, we were vegan...thus NO eggs let alone bunnies were eaten...though we did pretend to be bunnies for a wee bit, LOL!
(Our Unfurbro-the-elder is vegan...sheesh!)
Gosh FSG, I'm ONLY two days late. I see the tabbies have nailed it. For me, Easter is the worst and least green day of the year because of all the plastic. Foil doesn't help, either. I hope your Easter was pure heaven compared to what the Tabbies describe.
MOL mew guys we're MOLing too much! Vischuz Burd Eggs, we don't recommend them at all! Happy Friday guys!
ouch... done the foil in the teeth with fillings way too many times...
It's a classic rerun, so keep playing it!
Eggs definitely are on our NO list. In fact all meat, fish and dairy too! Well, thats Mrs H's diet.
Me, I dont eat anything that moves faster than me and can fit in a pouch, MOL
Purrs
ERin
Therz always a forgotten egg.
Have an eggzellent (heh heh) weekend.
Yup!! You totally make people think about what they eat at Easter(and many other holidays!)
I must be lucky For ester I get Temptations ;)
I like them a lot!
Purrs, Julie
We did NOT have any eggs, we got catnip flavored Friskie treats and Cinnamon got a rawhide bone covered with jerky and Mom got chocolates and Alex got gummy lego blocks and a lego car! We LOVED the Easter card you guys sent us! Thank you for visiting us and we hope you guys have a marvellously happy weekend.
Thank you for the best laugh of the week. Mom says keep posting this every year ‘cause it is just too darn funny. Happy belated Easter to all at your house. XOCK, angel Lily Olivia, angel Mauricio, Misty May, angel Giulietta, angel Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth, Calista Jo, Cooper Murphy, Sawyer & Kizmet 💓🐰
You are right. It doesn't matter how pretty those eggs are painted. they still came out of a birds butt!
My old woman says you've put her off eggs for life! I hope that includes Easter eggs because the last thing she needs to eat is chocolate! He-he.
Holeee chicken butt! That sure was a frenzied post and an Easter I would have a hard time with! We had a quiet one. Whenever the housekeeper is out of our hair (furs), it's peaceful. No camera shutter going, no oohs and aaahs about what we're doing and no freaking out over what we shouldn't be doing...Wait a min..if you're running a rerun, then you must have had a quiet Easter, too. Right? Hope so!
Boa noite meu querido amigo. Parabéns pelo seu trabalho e matéria.
I hope that you had a happy Easter despite all of the eggs! Eggs are a strange food. Generally speaking, I don't really like them. Of course, the doctor says they are good for me, so I eat them anyway.
MOL...better not think about what we eat and were it comes from, Tabbies...MOL...Pawkisses for a wonderful week ahead to all of you🐾😽💞
as always, you tell it like it really is. High paws my pals!!
Ya know, I try not to think about where stuffs come from either. Better that way. XXX
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