Wednesday, March 21, 2018

MEANWHILEZ OUT IN IMPOUND ~~~~~~

white fish wavez everee one 
N welcome
two de continmewin saga oh 

busted on live tee vee
starrin me toona 
N KNOT DAI$Y

we iz still down heer 
at de pole lease stayshunz 

N frank lee R wunderin 
what de be jezuz 
iz goin on 
bak on set

but we gotta get joanie 
N de shop vac outta heer 

while de codd motherz 
convincin joanie ta leeve

letz see why de shop vac'z
 been heer sinz summer time

camera dood followz me
🐈🐈🐈

capo tuna: shop vac.....whoa dood 
how in de be jezuz have ya been 
N why in de sam hell 
waz joanie still talkin ta de copperz

ewe can be honest with me buddy 
lord noez what she toll daiz 
who sheez talkin two now

shop vac: who knows 
what girl cats talk about 
they are probably comparing 
nail polish or something

capo tuna: sorree yur carz still heer 
in de impound dood 
that bass terd ratz 
prob ablee smellin ta high heaven 

why dinna ya just leeve thiz place 

ore did ya come back 
ta fry him up over a grill 
witha side oh greenz !



shop vac: I'm getting me 
some new wheels 


 I just needed to get something 
out of this old car. 
You can have it, and the rat too.

capo tuna:  thanx dood 
we will knead it ta get bak two 
de stayshunz 

speekin oh long azz dayz N weekz 
why haznt de insurance companee 
settled thiz claim yet 

itz been 98 monthz buddy
  eye guess thiz iz typical 
pro seed dure 
but what haz ya been doin 
while waitin on de claimz
ta settle


 
de fed: all rite 
enough small talk you two
capo tuna; you come with me


you and the codd mother  
will be interested to see 
what I have on tape

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

heerz two a happee healthee 
week oh end

peace out N rock on 
long live palz 

with thanx
to de shop vac
aka
sammy at 15 and meowing 
for playin along
♥♥♥



48 comments:

Eastside Cats said...

Ah HA! Thought I recognized Sammy!

Anonymous said...

Sammy, me man. You sure get about. The po-lease sure are busy round there.

Shoko

pilch92 said...

Looks like they delivered the wrong color wheels to Sammy. Him and Joanie were happy to play along. XO

Hairballsandhissyfits.com said...

CAn't wait to see what's on that tape!! And if you are gonna fry up that rat be sure to invite us--we'll bring dessert!

Ivan from WMD said...

What is it? What??

Brian's Home Blog said...

Joanie will make sure everything is okay!

The Whiskeratti said...

Uh oh... What do they have ??

Sandra Cox said...

Well our girl cats are probably talking about Faux's summer cut:)

Saku said...

OMC, there's something happening there. Get the heck out the puleez station as quick as you can.

Lone Star Cats said...

Never trust da popo.

Bleubeard and Elizabeth said...

Tuna seems to be taking it all in stride, but I fear de Feds are going to up the pressure. Only time will tell. I hope the shop vac doesn't stink too much with that dead rat in it. And I hope it has nothing to do with what the Feds have in store for them next week.

I truly look forward to Tuna and Dai$y getting back to the stay shun soon, too.

Deziz World said...

There's a tape? Well things just got mor complicated. But that's okay. We can still spring ya'. Big hugs

Luv ya'

Dezi and Raena

Basil and The B Team ~ BionicBasil ® said...

OMC dudes this could be well serious, and the last thing mew need is the feds on your tails!!! But on a lighter note, can the P.A. borrow the pink jeep dudes, she loves it?

Did mew get the package? **nod nod wink wink**

Big hugs

Basil & Co xox

Smudge said...

Hey, wait a minute- nail polish? Really? Is that what you think girl cats talk about? I love the sound of fried rat with a side 'o greens!!

Pat Hatt said...

Those tapes can sure get one rather stuck. 98 months is short for insurance companies haha

Kea said...

Uh oh, a tape? It's a frame!

We're not sure what girl cats talk about, but we suspect that at least sometimes they're talking about how silly they think boys cats are. :-P

CJ Kennedy said...

Another nail biter. What's on the tape?

My Mind's Eye said...

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo you need a sharp Legal Eagle...I'm so sorry your are Al Fresco...I hope they feed you well. MOL
Hugs madi your bfff

Dma said...

oh oh. there's tape?

Tamago said...

Napping sounds good while waiting for insurance company to work on the claim :-) Wonder what is on the tape!

Have a happy weekend!

ANGEL ABBYGRACE said...

WE all hope that tape is blank!

Annie Bear said...

That rat is probably past time that he would be tasty. We are so curious what's on that tape! De shop vac sure knows how to spend his time well!

Crafting Queen said...

Oh no, what do the fed's have??? Thanks for the well wishes, my meow is slowly coming back. I was fully able to direct the humans to my food and treats.lol Have a great weekend. Purrs Skipper

Seville at Nerissa's Life said...

There's video tape? MOUSES!

The Island Cats said...

OMC! What could be on the tape?!? And did the feds have a proper warrant for that????

Sandra Cox said...

Nice wheels:)

Cathy Keisha said...

Wonder what's on the tape. I hope it's not TW singing. Maybe it's one of the songs I'm playing at #Scifipawty. Think he means videotape? Gramma hated videotape.

John Bellen said...

The Shop Vac has good taste - but then anything would be preferrable after the ratz been in the old car for so long...

The Swiss Cats said...

We wonder what could be on the tape ! Purrs

Marg said...

We think that rat is beyond being a tasty treat. That car is so snazzy.Looks like a good ride to us. You Trout Tabbies have a fantastic day.

Colehaus Cats said...

Ah, a stinky rat is a well-aged rat, as anyone at any reputable steakhouse will assure you. Serve him with some baby greens, a loaded potato, and a basket of buns and butter and don't forget to tip your server extra for taking... wait, 98 months??? That had better be some big azz tip!

Momma Kat and Her Bear Cat (Katherine Kern) said...

The plot thickens ... and we have to wait until next week to find out what's on the tape?!?!?!

Cat and DOG Chat With Caren said...

ohhhh nooo! What is on the tape??? catchatwithcarenandcody

Valentine said...

Uh Oh! The feds have some sore of evidence?! Oh that doesn't sound good... maybe it identifies who poisoned the rat or the rat that framed you? I think I need some nip to calm my nerves...

Kitties Blue said...

We are so lost on what has been happening. Mom's going to try to get some time this weekend (while we are sitting around admiring, whoops, we mean complaining about, more snow) to catch up. Love to all from our mom. XOCK, angel Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, angel Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth, Calista Jo, Cooper Murphy and Sawyer

BeadedTail said...

Wonder what is going to happen next! Those are some pretty fancy new wheels too!

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

There's a tape???? Uh oh, that could mean BIG trouble. I still have the cake with the file in if you need it. The cake will be stale by now though so I might have to send another cake with a hammer in to break the first cake! Dai$y's run on sentences must be catching!

Noodle Cat said...

Nixon had tapes and look what happened to him!!
Suspense...da, da, da....
Have a wonderful weekend.

Noodle and crew

Meezer's Mews & Terrieristical Woofs said...

BBQ Rat?? Mmmm!
But wait, at the police station??
There has to be a catch somewhere and its not fish...though this whole biz is somewhat fishy!!
Fun to see Sammy today:) Joanie are you in trouble?? Sammy doesn't look like he will be of much help...too much nip along with the grilled rat.....

Sandra Cox said...

Hope the critters are behaving and letting you put your feet up.
I'm sure they're putting your needs above their own. Choke, choke. Hack, hack. Excuse me while I cough up that hairball.

meowmeowmans said...

If you're waiting for the insurance claim to come back, it might be a long, long nap. And wait, there's a tape???

Peachy, Faye, Granny and Angels Binky and Stippie said...

OMC...I think you have to find those tapes asap before the cops do...I guess... evidence can be found everywhere...even in that mousie... Pawkisses for good luck to find that tapes Tabbies :)<3

Anonymous said...

Sammy is a honorary Trout Talker!?! That is so cool! And if you need help finding that tape...I am an excellent finder (and hider)
Purrs
Marv

Chuck Huss said...

I have some fellas here that would be happy to join you for a rat roast.

Kitty Cat Chronicles said...

If there's a tape floating around, you guys need to get your paws on it! Who knows what's on it?! Good luck on that insurance claim too...

Three Chatty Cats said...

Hmmm...what could be on that tape?

Lola The Rescued Cat said...

OK, I hope you guys get your paws on that tape!

Erin the Cat Princess said...

Oh NO! A dirty AND stinkin' rat... that ain't a good combo. Love the colour car though, no chance you can export it for me, is there?? Now as to this tape, did he say what sort, or age rating. And make sure you dont get framed !
Toodle pips and purrs
ERin