HAPPEE DATE O BIRTH DR SEUSS !!! 3.1

 

white fish wavez everee one

N welcome ta trout tee vee ree run

30217

ore 

a most happee birthday 

two ewe Dr Seuss

♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪

 

  thiz post furst aired

ON 30217 which iz eggz act lee

like R ree run number

 

how kewl iz that  !!!

 

any way for Dr. Seuss' date oh birth

we haz compozed

a wee peace

based on hiz total lee

awesum book

One Fish two Fish

🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟 

sew bee for we eat de fish

letz reed:

 

roll film ~~~~~~~~~ whirrr

One fish two fish 

three fish four 

knock knock knock 

therz a flounder at de door

five fish six fish seven fish eight 

that snapper lookz 

mitee good on R plate

nine fish ten fish 

fish number eleven 

they eatz rainbow trout 

up ther in heaven

one fish two fish  

red fish blue 

pleez help yur selvez 

ta sum salmon two

thin fish full fish 

fish on de side 

green fish in al gee 

can knot hide

perch fish tuna fish 

all fish iz fine 

on sum two nite 

we shir lee will dine

seered fish cooked fish 

fish on grill   

we haz this covered 

weez payin de bill

yellow fish purple fish 

silver fish az well 

bass terd chckn

can go two #ell

a most happee birthday 

two ewe dr seuss 

hope ya sell a brate 
two day

with polka dot moose

🍻🍻🍻



heerz two a
happee healthee
week oh end
peace out N rock on

long live fishin polez
🎣🎣🎣🎣🎣🎣 

 

© march 1, 2023

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DE FAMILEE TREE OH TUNA OF MOON

white fish wavez everee one 

N well come ta ree run 8 

that furst aired in de yeer 3316  

 

.........UH ??????

 

 

 

 any way a few bak 

we hurd bout de tree oh 

sauce of fish bone

sew two day we will lurn 

b0ut me famillee tree

 

de spruce 

 

N az toll two me bye me dad

skipjack  toona

 

roll film ~~~~~~~~~

bak bee fore eye turned 328 days old

my dad sat me down 

N said it wuz time eye lurned de fax oh life

 

he toll me it wuz important

ta noe thiz stuf 

case eye ever had kidz oh me own

 
but then sum one 

taked me privatez 

N be jezuz if eye noe 

what happened ta em after that

sew much for tuna junior

🙀😾😼

any ma hoo

flash bak & it wuz de year 1735 

when de furst moon was ree corded in hiztree

 

N hiz name wuz new moon

new moon married blue moon

N they had sum twins; furst quarter moon 

N last quarter moon 

far az we can tell

furst quarter moon wuz born last

makin last quarter moon 

de oldest by like bout 25 cents

🌗

 

…noe…minuts..... 
 

N they iz my grate grate grate grate, 

N add like 75 mor grate

gram pawz N gram mawz

for yeerz N yeerz N dayz N dayz

de moonz kept makin a peer encez 

 then in 1098 

full moon came a long 

ta mix it up with sum toonaz

( dad used ta tell me 

full moon made everee one crazed )

at sum point full moon 

getted married ta bigeye toona

N wear N how they meeted 

iz any bodees guess

legend haz it bigeye 

wuz a sea farin gal N

full moon N bigeye 

had quite de “roe mantz “

 N had kittehz out de wazoo; 

bullet toona, slender toona, yellow fin, 

frigate toona, blue fin

 

N me gram paw on dadz side

little tunny toona

“little” tunny by de way

wuz a porker dad said

 N weighed inn at one point in hiz life

 

at 30 pounds

we dunno for sure 

who little tunny be married two

ore if him even wuz

but he did haz sum kittehz

one of em bein my dad 

skipjack toona who meeted my mom

alba core toona

at: buz bait N tackull

N short lee after....eye wuz born.......tuna of moon

 

hope ewe enjoyed heer in 

bout me familee tree

Peace out N rock on

haza safe, happee, healthee 

week oh end; 

long live de moon!! 

 

© february 22,  2023

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ITZ TIME TA CUT DE CHEEZ ~~~~~

 

white fish wavez everee one

N wel come ta ree runz

7 frum 

PM dayz

 

{ that bee pre mackerull dayz }

 

 

 

thiz eppa soda waz de furst

oh de furst that hada guest star 

sew letz take a look see two see

who we say

roll film ~~~~~~~ whirrrrr

 

dai$y: 
 

welcome cheese that stands alone 

♫♫♪

 we are pleased 

to have you here today

for the airing 

of the first episode of 

OUR show 

toona: we will talk bout "R show" later

moovin a long

indeed welcome cheez 
we iz buzzed happee 
ta haz a celebritee 
such az ewe 
for R veree first guest

can ya tell uz a bit 
a bout yur self

cheez: indeed I can 
my name is lim burger 
and I am very proud 
to be a part of the classic hit 

farmer in the dell 

 I am rather shy, I like to keep to myself 
and I do stand alone

toona: dood noe oh fence buddy 
comin frum me 

fish breath mouth 

but did ya ever wunder 
mr lim burger 
that maybe ya stand alone 
coz ya ....

well frank lee dood
ya stink

dai$y: let's not get rude

so tell us mr lim burger
due you perchance know 
ham burger

lim burger: no, tho veggie burger 
is my cousin on dad's side 
of the family

dai$y: AWESOME !!

toona: and now a werd frum
R sponsor

CRANKEE AZZ CAT CHOW 

 

{ gram paw dude looked like

thiz most dayz 😼😼😼😼😼

 toona: N we R bak
.....
hay wear in de hell
did lim burger go?

dai$y: during the commercial break
the band you hired
ate him

 toona: all ritie then

well, heerz ta a happee 

healthee week oh end
 peace out N rock on 
long live appa titez

 

© february 15, 2023

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