I LOVE YOU TOONIE ❤️ ALWAYS ❤️

 the house has been silent for a year

without your purr 

and everywhere I look, I see you

sometimes with tears

sometimes with smiles, yet…

I know you are a happy boy

because I saw you in my dreams 

mackerull and I miss you so

and we know you don’t want any

sadness today

so we picked this post

that purrhaps offers a smile

and we hope you feast on

rainbow trout 

and not …..crankee ass cat chow

 two dayz post 

 iz bee in brought

two ewe frum R 

second ever 
trout towne sponsor:

CRANKEE ASS CAT CHOW

roll film

whirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr ~~~

ever come home 
frum a hard dayz werk 
N wonder

why yur catz mood 
iz just az bad az yurz

may bee heez been chewin on 
sum  
CRANKEE ASS CAT CHOW

ever looked at yur cat 
N thinked ta yur self
he lookz like he

wantz ta kill me

may bee he just ate sum 
CRANKEE ASS CAT CHOW

ever speek two yur cat 
N him ternz a way 
N ya think

eye bet heez az upset 
bout dee down jonez

indust ree ullz az mee

may bee he just finished off 
a bowl oh 
CRANKEE ASS CAT CHOW

sum timez wunder 
if yur cat wantz ta say 
get that damn camera 
outta me face

itz prob ablee coz
he just snacked on sum 
CRANKEE ASS CAT CHOW

ever think ewe 
can beat yur cat 
ina stare down contest

knot if heez just consoomed 
sum 
CRANKEE ASS CAT CHOW

ever wunder if 
yur cat speeked werdz 

if him would cuzz ewe 
frum heer two pluto N bak

he wood 

if him just eated sum 
CRANKEE ASS CAT CHOW

~~~~~~~~~~~~~

CRANKEE ASS CAT CHOW

de chow that reel lee
N troo lee

ternz yur catz mood 
inta a crap ass one

heerz two a happee 
healthee week oh end

peace out N rock on 

long live 
crap ass moodz

😈😈😈😈😈😈

I LOVE YOU TOONIE 

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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november 9,2022

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KNOT A PIE RATZ DAY SHANTEE BUT A HOWL O WEEN SHANTEE

 

                           whitefish wavez everee one

                  & well come ta trout tee vee ree run

                                        oh a ree ran  

                                       # 8as9fvu8afj

simplee titled 

                              A HOWL O WEEN SHANTEE

sew ther we all waz 

chillaxin in R bedz

thoughtz oh trout 

be floatin in R headz🐟

Itz howl o ween nite 

N de door bellz ringin

 soundz like sum onez out side 
and they bee a singin ♫♪

we due knot haz candee 

we due knot haz treetz

out side we heer de sound 

oh sum shufflin feetz

 

sum one iz now

poundin on de door

 

we yelled "shut de hellz up 

we canna take it noe mor"

de noiz dinna stop 

they bee tozzin stuff on de roof

we noe itz knot santa 

ore  rain deer hoof 🦌🦌

we iz now gettin pizzed 

& R gonna call de copz

we heer em mezzin in de bushez 

N on de tree topz

we flung de door open 

we iz gettin reddy ta yell

"who due ewe think ewe iz 

N what de sam hell"

😾😾😾

and de WERST SITE EVER  

came bee for R eyez

take a look for yur selvez 

coz we canna tell noe liez

 

 

ewe bass terdz

hope ewe hada 

happee safe howl o ween

peace out N rock on

long live

jack N hiz lanturn 

🦇

 

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A HOWL O WEEN MOOVEE REE RUN COZ THATZ DE BEST KIND !

                                               whitefish wavez everee one

N welcome ta

2016'z scaree moovee ree view

on trout tee vee

it bee that time oh de yeer again 

when we kick bak 

N watch sum scaree stuff 

then give R reederz 

R oh pinionz bout de film   

 az in yeerz past 

we dee sided ta pull out sum

dee vee deez 

in sted oh payin 

$ 76.35 fora beverage 

$ 567.92 for sum snax 

and $ 9834.50 for moovee tickitz   

we think thiz iz 

de thurd yeer runnin 

we haz opted ta stay home 

insted oh headin out 

pluz like de last time 

we waz at the moovee place 

we tried ta sneek in sum perch 

N we got caught 

thanx ta de bass terd 

bee hind uz 

who ree ported uz

any way on with de ree view

de moovee thiz yeer 

iz one thatz been ree made 

N we opted ta go with de original

DE FLY

it bee starrin one oh R 

fav oh rite scaree movee doodz 

misturr vincent price 

thiz moovee had sum sequelz 

REE TERN OH DE FLY

& CURSE OH DE FLY  

frank lee afturr seein 

DE FLY

we can see why peepulz 

who R out ona pik nik

 iz up set

de last thing ya wanna see 

on say... de spud salad 

izza fly 

N trust uz ther waz noe way 

ya waz gonna mizz 

thiz fly

in fact we waz ree sent lee

ona pick a nik 

and a fly stopped bye

we started up R conversation N

we said two de fly:

get yur damn azz 

off de poe tay toe salad 

coz now... knot onlee did ewe

roo inn R may oh naize

ya bass terd 

but we see ya over ther 

tryin ta help yur self 

ta a big azz peece oh cake 

sew get yur damn azz 

off de cake 

N due knot EVEN 

think bout landin on 

R grilled salmon.....faaaaaaaaaa

what kinda bull $hitz 

iz thiz

guezz we shulda ree viewed 

“CURSE” oh de fly huh 😁😁

made in 1958 

we gived thiz moovee 

 984 pawz up !!

heerz a screen shot 

oh R dee vee dee 

yea...DE FLY

iz that kinda large

heerz two a happee healthee 

week oh end 

peace out N rock on 

long live de month 

oh octoburrr 

& howl o ween

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