KNOT A PIE RATZ DAY SHANTEE BUT A HOWL O WEEN SHANTEE

 

                           whitefish wavez everee one

                  & well come ta trout tee vee ree run

                                        oh a ree ran  

                                       # 8as9fvu8afj

simplee titled 

                              A HOWL O WEEN SHANTEE

sew ther we all waz 

chillaxin in R bedz

thoughtz oh trout 

be floatin in R headz🐟

Itz howl o ween nite 

N de door bellz ringin

 soundz like sum onez out side 
and they bee a singin ♫♪

we due knot haz candee 

we due knot haz treetz

out side we heer de sound 

oh sum shufflin feetz

 

sum one iz now

poundin on de door

 

we yelled "shut de hellz up 

we canna take it noe mor"

de noiz dinna stop 

they bee tozzin stuff on de roof

we noe itz knot santa 

ore  rain deer hoof 🦌🦌

we iz now gettin pizzed 

& R gonna call de copz

we heer em mezzin in de bushez 

N on de tree topz

we flung de door open 

we iz gettin reddy ta yell

"who due ewe think ewe iz 

N what de sam hell"

😾😾😾

and de WERST SITE EVER  

came bee for R eyez

take a look for yur selvez 

coz we canna tell noe liez

 

 

ewe bass terdz

hope ewe hada 

happee safe howl o ween

peace out N rock on

long live

jack N hiz lanturn 

🦇

 

© november 1,   2022

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A HOWL O WEEN MOOVEE REE RUN COZ THATZ DE BEST KIND !

                                               whitefish wavez everee one

N welcome ta

2016'z scaree moovee ree view

on trout tee vee

it bee that time oh de yeer again 

when we kick bak 

N watch sum scaree stuff 

then give R reederz 

R oh pinionz bout de film   

 az in yeerz past 

we dee sided ta pull out sum

dee vee deez 

in sted oh payin 

$ 76.35 fora beverage 

$ 567.92 for sum snax 

and $ 9834.50 for moovee tickitz   

we think thiz iz 

de thurd yeer runnin 

we haz opted ta stay home 

insted oh headin out 

pluz like de last time 

we waz at the moovee place 

we tried ta sneek in sum perch 

N we got caught 

thanx ta de bass terd 

bee hind uz 

who ree ported uz

any way on with de ree view

de moovee thiz yeer 

iz one thatz been ree made 

N we opted ta go with de original

DE FLY

it bee starrin one oh R 

fav oh rite scaree movee doodz 

misturr vincent price 

thiz moovee had sum sequelz 

REE TERN OH DE FLY

& CURSE OH DE FLY  

frank lee afturr seein 

DE FLY

we can see why peepulz 

who R out ona pik nik

 iz up set

de last thing ya wanna see 

on say... de spud salad 

izza fly 

N trust uz ther waz noe way 

ya waz gonna mizz 

thiz fly

in fact we waz ree sent lee

ona pick a nik 

and a fly stopped bye

we started up R conversation N

we said two de fly:

get yur damn azz 

off de poe tay toe salad 

coz now... knot onlee did ewe

roo inn R may oh naize

ya bass terd 

but we see ya over ther 

tryin ta help yur self 

ta a big azz peece oh cake 

sew get yur damn azz 

off de cake 

N due knot EVEN 

think bout landin on 

R grilled salmon.....faaaaaaaaaa

what kinda bull $hitz 

iz thiz

guezz we shulda ree viewed 

“CURSE” oh de fly huh 😁😁

made in 1958 

we gived thiz moovee 

 984 pawz up !!

heerz a screen shot 

oh R dee vee dee 

yea...DE FLY

iz that kinda large

heerz two a happee healthee 

week oh end 

peace out N rock on 

long live de month 

oh octoburrr 

& howl o ween

© OCTOBER 26, 22

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FERAL CAT DAY ♥♥

 

whitefish wavez everee one 

N well come ta trout tee vee 

eppa soda ~~~~~~

itz feral cat day sunday 

10.16.2022 

but we hafta post two day 

bee coz everee thing we due 

iz outta step with time & space 

any way eye am BUZZED happee 

ta bee part oh feral cat a ware nezz day 

with me gorgeouz gal palz seal & CK 

and de handsum simon 

{ with manee thanx ta juney chowder

 N her mom mizzuz ann 

for thiz awesum total kewl badge }

eye all sew wanna shout out 

ta my mom N dad wear ever they iz 

coz thatz how eye getted 

ta bee feral in de furst place 

noe one noez who me dad iz 

knot even me 

thou eye did noe my mom 

but breef lee 

and even tho eye waz called kitty 

at de time 

and knot mackerull 

eye will all wayz rememburr 

mom tellin me 

peepulz iz knot ta bee trusted 

proof: one day peepulz 

set out a metal box kinda thing 

bye de creek bed neer de woodz 

and they shoved bowlz a food inta it 

me mom said ta me, son, 

itza trap and her meened that 

litter ul lee & figure a tive lee 

but then one day eye waz neer 

ta pazzin out frum hunger 

N de bowl waz callin me name 

N eye week end

N went ta see what waz in de bowl 

N de next thing eye noe

….BAM…. CLANG...TRAPPED 

😾🙀😾🙀😾🙀

and cuzin daiz ewe shuld bee 

proud oh me run on sentence

😸

two all de feralz out ther 

may St Francis shine down 

on each one oh ewe with blessingz 

and healtheez and saftee 

and may all de feralz who wunder 

if they shuld give up life on de streetz 

eye say givez it a try like eye did 

coz eye iz a blessed kitty 

even if eye still due knot like peepulz

heerz two a happee healthee 

week oh end, peace out N rock, 

long live trapz…just in case

😼😼😼😼 pee ezz de gurl toll me eye

dinna due thiz post rite coz eye

was spozed ta men shun

ALL feral catz ….knot just me

eye due knot noe all feral catz

onlee a few …coz eye am frum a

small colonee 

may bee next time eye will

due better … tho eye still

sendz lovez two all de feralz

noe matter wear ewe may be ❤️

© OCTOBER 19, 2022

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