Wednesday, January 19, 2022

ANSWER THEEZ QUESTSHUNZ PRON TOE

 WHITE FISH WAVEZ EVEREE ONE 
N WELL COME
TA TROUT TEE

 
TWO DAYZ EPPA SODA 
IZ ON DE AIR EARL LEE 
COZ ANSWER YUR CATZ QUESTSHUNZ DAY 
IZ CATURDAY  
BUT DE TEE VEE HEER IZ KNOT ON  
 ON THAT DAY.... ORE SUM KINDA... SUM THIN

ANY WAY... LETZ ASK DE FOOD SERVIZZ GURL 
WHOOZ SPOZED TA BEE SMART 
TA ANSWER DE QUEST SHUNZ WE HAZ COME UP WITH

DAI$Y EWEZ UP FURST
 
DAI$Y: IF I HAVE TWO CANS 
OF BEEF FLAVORED CAT FOOD
HOW MUCH FISH FLAVORED 
WOULD I GIVE YOU 
AND WHAT VARIETY OF CHEESE IS IN THE CANS

FSG:???
 
DAI$Y: WRONG, SECOND QUESTION 
WHERE DO YOU THINK I GOT THAT SUM OF CASH
 
FSG : WHAT CASH
 
DAI$Y: WRONG, THIRD AND FINAL QUESTION 
BETTER GET THIS RIGHT 
 
WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME
 
FSG: UH....

DAI$Y: WRONG YOUR TURN MACKERULL
 
MACKERULL: ITZ ANSWER YOU CATZ QUESTSHUNZ DAY ~~~~
 
FSG: YOU DIDN'T ASK A QUESTION
 
MACKERULL: WRONG NEXT QUESTSHUN 
YUR DAD WAZA FIRE FIGHTERZ 
BETTER GET THIZ RITE
DUE FLAMEZ HAZ SHADOWZ
 
FSG; I DON'T HAVE CANDLES TO CHECK
 
MACKERULL: WRONG FINAL QUESTION 
WHY WAZ EWE LOOKIN AT DAI$Y
 
FSG: WHAT THE
 
MACKERULL WRONG TRIPULL 
WRONG WRONG WRONG

N THER YA HAZ IT 
AND WE HOPE TA COD YUR PURSSON 
ORE PEEPULZ 
IZ SMARTER N DE FOOD SERVIZZ GURL

PEACE OUT N ROCK ON
HEERZ TWO A HAPPEE HEALTHEE WEEK OH END
LONG LIVE WAX

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Wednesday, January 12, 2022

KNOT FISHIN WERMZ

 WHITE FIZH WAVEZ EVEREE ONE 
N WEL COME TA TROUT TEE 

 
SEW.... ME MACKERULL 
& CUZIN DAIZ 
HAZ BEEN ARGUE INN VIA TEXT 
OVER HOW THIZ BLOG
SHALL PRO CEED 
 
& WE HAZ BEEN ARGUE INN 
SEW MUCH 
WE DUE KNOT EVEN 
SEE EACH OTHER NOW
 
 { THEN EYE REE MINDED 
MY OWN SELF 
THAT CUZIN DAIZ 
LIVEZ DOWN DE STREET 
& ROUND DE KORNER 
& DOWN DE STREET SUM MOR 
& EYE DUE KNOT SEE HER ANY WAY }
 
WELL FOR DE BLOG
 EYE WANTED TA TALK FISHIN WERMZ 
AND HER WANTED TA TALK HANDBAGZ

THEN EYE SAID 
PUT SUM FISHIN WERMZ 
INNA HAND BAG 
& CALL IT EVEN !!!!
 
THEN SAZZY ASS CUZIN DAIZ 
TEXTED SUM WERDZ 
THAT LOOK LIKE WHAT THIZ DOODZ SAYIN
 
🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
 
WHEN  SUD DEN LEE 
OUTTA NOE WEAR 
EYE HURD A VOICE CALLIN TA ME

IT SAID...MACKERULL....
MACK... ER..... ULL......
MACKERULL

AND DE VOICE WAZ COMIN 
OUTTA DE BOOK CASE
 
AND EYE LOOKED AT DE BOOK CASE 
AND HOLE SHITZ IF EYE DINNA SEE 
 
DE BIG KATOONA....
 
NOE JOKE


N DE BIG KATOONA SAID TA MEE

MACKERULL...THIZ IZ WHAT 
EWE KNEAD TA DUE WITH DE BLOG:
~~~~~~~~~~
 
********* AND ********* 
UNLEZZ ******** 
AND TELL CUZIN DAI$Y AZ WELL
 
👻👻👻👻👻

AND EYE WAZ LIKE 
HOLD DE DAMN FONE 
AND HORZE RADIZH TWO 
 
AND EYE GIVED DE BIG KATOONA 
DE STINK EYE


 

  ORE MAY BEE EYE JUST GIVED 
DE BOOK CAZE DE STINK EYE 
 
ORE MAY BEE THIZ IZ ALL 
 IN ME MINDZ EYE 
 
TA BEE CONTINMEWED  
 
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Wednesday, January 5, 2022

SEW LONG SHITZ AZZ 2021😼

white fish wavez everee one 
N welcome
ta trout tee vee
 
we iz damn buzzed happee
ta see SHIT ASS 2021 
kleer de hell outta heer, 
sew much sew 
we iz knot gonna
give it any mor propz than thiz
 
how everz
az ewe noe  
heer in de land oh trout 
we due bee leeve in givin propz 
two de kindnezz oh otherz
 
while we waz on high 8 uz 
two kindnessez came in 
frum theeze friendz 
and we thank them a millionz for
ther kindnezzez 
💙💚💛💜💓

furst up all de way frum landgraaf  
thiz total lee
epic lee 
awesum lee 
hand made card 
frum R gorgeouz gal pal Binky, 
and her granny 
 

 and thiz frum R long time 
catster palz meep and bibi 
who catched thiz trout 
outta mass a chootez waterz 
 
 
 
iz him like de 
kewlest trout ever ore what 
 
himz gonna bee a part oh 
trout tee vee
 
 sew anyone that haz fishin questshunz 
pleez feel free ta ask
🎣🐟🐠🐠🐟🎣
 
N while we iz on de subject 
of fishin wermz, 
 
uz two ree mane in tabbiez 
will be dee sidin 
wear thiz blog will bee headin
 
…in dee meen time 
heerz hopin yur new yeer iz 
 buzzed best
happee healthee
& GIANT grate
 
peace out N rock on
long live 
soil