white fish wavez everee one
N well come ta
R palz coppee N paste
who iz
still chillaxin over ther
on de NWSE korner
thiz pozt goez bak a few
N we all wayz
ded a katez it ta
POPS
whoo bee de dad
oh R gorgeouz gal pal CK
sew with out any a due
we pree sent
BASS TERD BURD DAY IZ GONE
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
bass terd burd day iz gone
az well az de ree layshunz
that bee in de houz
messin up R roo teen
N schedulez
N everee thing else
they mezzed up
sew long peepulz
N due knot come bak for Christmas
coz we iz knot gonna open de door
N we will call de pole leese
if we see ewe drivin down de street
N if ya due knot think we will
drive down de street
N see what happenz
sinz we iz ona
tie raid two day
we wood like ta menshunz if we can
that knot onlee doez
de houz knead fume a gate inn
coz it bee stinkin
like cooked bass terd turkee azz
ther bee NOE left overz left
eggs cept
de $#itz smellin
cooked bass terd turkee azz
we haz:
noe pie, noe spuds
knot even any beanz…
{ tho we finded a bizcuit
that could take out
a concreet stat chew }
HOW EVERZ
de $#itz smellin
bass terd turkee azz
iz STILL in de houz
168 hours later
coz de idiot peepulz
who leeved de idiot relaytionz
inta de houz
ta mezz up R roo teen
N schedulez ...
N everee thing else
they messed up
buyed a dam bass terd turkee
that weighed 7,884 poundz
N they iz STILL eatin
de $#itz smellin
bass terd turkee burd
itz been
fresh outta de oven
snacked on
in samiches
in soop, on toast, ina pie,
mixed with eggz
fried with an om letz
inna cass o roll,on sum pizza,
in sghetti, with mac N cheese
stuffed in tacoz
on top oh sum pancakez
stuck under a seet....
layin on de floor
& put in R dishez
wear it ree manez
ta thiz day
growin fuzz
de bass terd turkee
haz been used az
wood filler,
a door stop, a fake goatee,
prop for de broken chair legz
N sent home with de peepulz...
who bee in de houz
messin up R roo teen
N schedulez
N everee thing elze
they messed up
itz been ree fuzed
bye de nayborz,
fried, sliced, grilled,poached,
diced, seered, N chilled
N due knot EVEN
get uz started
bout de stuffin
up itz butt…
tho it diz a peered
az well
ugh
N sure sum oh thiz
mite bee egg zag urayshunz
but we guarunteez de burd
DID weighz.... 7,884 poundz
heerz two a
happee healthee
week oh end
peace out N rock on
long live
coppee N paste ♥♥♥♥♥
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