A TROO TROUT TOWNE NITE MARE TAILZ

WHITEFISH WAVEZ EVEREE ONE 

& WEL COME NITE MARE TEE VEE 

 

STARRIN: TWO CATZ WHO FOR ONZE 

WIZHED THEY LIVED DOWN DE STREET 

AND ROUND DE KORNER 

AND DOWN DE STREET SUM MOR 

 

WITH CUZIN DAIZ

NAME LEE... UZ DOODZ TUNA & MACKERULL

WHAT LED UP TA THIZ NITE MARE 

ACT SHOO LEE STARTED SUM MANEE MINITZ A GO

 

 WE THINK DE SOLAR FLARE THING 

BAK ON DE THURD 

FOLLOWED BYE DE FIRE WERKZ 

THAT LASTED FRUM JOO LIE FURST 

TIL JUST A HOT MINIT AGO 

 

TAGGED BYE DE DAMN HEET 

THAT BEE IN TROUT TOWNE 

 

IZ WHAT SET :

 

R CATZ MINDZ 

SENSE OH SMELL 

AND A BILL  A TEE 

TA SEE PROPURR 

 

 ALL THIZ SET R MINDZ 

TA BEE YOND STOOOPID CRAZED

 

~~~~~~~~

THER WE WERE STARVED 

TA NEER FAMISHED 

TA NEER RAVENOUZ 

 

TA WE IZ REDDY TA EAT 

 

ANY THING *

 

WHEN THIZ HAPPENED

 

DE GURL COMEZ HOME FRUM WERK ~~~

WE DUE KNOT CARE ~~~~

WE PUSHED R WAY INTA DE GARAGEZ ~~~

 

HER MEZZEZ A ROUND 

WITH STOOOPD STUFF LIKE WATERIN PLANTZ ~~~

AND CHANGIN DE BOXEZ FRUM 

WASTE LAND TA KLEEN ~~~~~

 

WE IZ NOW BAK IN DE HOUZ~~~

WE R LAYIN ON R SIDEZ 

WITH OUT ENERGEEZ 

FRUM LACK OH FOOD~~~~~

 

WE HAD JUST COMSOOMED SUM KIBBLE

BOUT 7 MINITZ AGO~~~~~

 

ITZ NOW LIKE 10:38 PEA EM

 

DE GURL FINAL LEE DEE SIDEZ 

TA GIVE UZ R WET FOOD

 

WE DIG IN LIKE 

WE HAZ NEVER DIGGED IN BEE FOR~~~~

 

WE STEP BAK FRUM 

R PLATEZ LICKED KLEEN 

LICKIN R CHOPZ ~~~~~

 

TA SEE THIZ CAN EMPTEE 

AND REDDY TA GO TA REE CYCLIN~~~~~

 

**

WHAT DE SAM HELL DID WE JUST DUE

 

PEACE OUT N CHOW ON

HEERZ TWO A HAPPEE HEALTHEE

WEEK OH END

LONG LIVE DE PIZZA PIE

 

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A DIFRRUNT KINDA ART GAL OH REE

 WHITEFISH WAVEZ EVEREE ONE 

N WEL COME TA 

NOE TOONA TEE VEE 

ORE DAIZEE TEE VEE 

 

COZ THIZ WEEK ITZ

ALL BOUT MACKERULL TEE VEE 

COZ EYE WANT SCREEN TIME TWO 

ANY WAY SINZ GIVIN UP LIFE ON DE STREETZ 

AND MOOVIN INN DOORZ 

EYE HAZ BEEN VEREE BIZEE 

CREE ATIN SUM ART WERK

OH ME OWN 

 

BEE SIDEZ DE PEECEZ FRUM DE:

ITZ ALL IN DE MINDZ EYE ART GAL O REE

EYE WANNA SHAREZ SUM OH THEM 

WITH EWE TWO DAY !

 

SEW GRAB A SAMICH FRUM DE LUNCH BRAKE ROOM 

AND SUM FRIEZ IF THEY HAZ EM 

& EYE HOPE EWE N JOY ME OWN 

PURRSONULL ART WERK

 

THIZ PEECE IZ CALLED:

 

CHEEP AZZ PLASTER BORD

KITSHUN WALLZ

 

 

 

 THIZ PEECE IZ CALLED:

 

 RITE SIDE FACIN LOVE SEET 

THAT BEE LONGED

TWO DE FOOD SERVIZZ GURLZ GRAM MAW 

 

 CIRCA 1573

 

A FEW MORE WEEKZ 

& DE FRAME WILL BEE TOTAL LEE VIZ A BULL 

 

{ NOTE ♫ DE RED ARROWZ IN DE KORNER IZ DE WOOD FRAME }

 EYE CALLZ THIZ PEECE: 

 LEFT SIDE FACIN LOVE SEET

ORE 

 SHEEP THAT IZ TRYIN TA BUST OUTTA DE CLOTHE 

 

 EYE CALLZ THIZ NEXT PEECE:

 

FRAGEEL OTTOMANZ THREADZ 

BLOWIN  WESTER LEE 

 ON GENTLE BREEZ

 AND LAST LEE EYE CALLZ THIZ PEECE:

 

SCRATCHIN SISAL 

THATZ NEVER BEEN USED 

CIRCA 2018 

 

THO CUZIN TOONA LIKEZ TA HURLZ ON IT

ALL RITIE THEN

 

EYE HOPE EWE N JOYED THIZ 

MACKERULL ONLEE TEE VEE POST

 BE BAK NEXT WEEK WITH NOTHER REE RUN

TIL THEN HEERZ TWO A HAPPEE HEALTHEE 

WEEK OH END

PEACE OUT N ROCK ON 

LONG LIVE PLASTER BORED

© july 7, 2021

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A FISHIN WERMZ POST FOR MACKERULL

 

whitefish wavez everee one 

N welcome ta ree run eppa soda

5.23~~ 18 oh toona tee vee 

 

two nite we iz gonna talk bout

mackerullz FAVE O RITE

SUB JECT......WERMZ  

mackerull: hay total lee kewl coz 

eye had wermz

tuna & dai$y: WE NOE

we hope thiz post getz

de hole wermz thing 

 

outta yur system

mackerull: BE JEZUZ iz ther

wermz in me gut again

 

tuna: noe ewe due knot 

haz wermz again

 dai$y: it's a figure of speech

 

mackerull: eye figured eye can

ree tire in 2032

 

tuna & dai$y

what de hellz  ??

 

👿👿👿👿👿

 

tuna: any way heerz a post

frum 5.23.18

roll film ~~~~~~~~~

whirrrr~~~~~~~

 

 tuna: welcome ta toona tee vee

itz grate ta see everee one two nite

sew if we could get a bit oh 

mewsic frum de band ♫♪♫♫♫

dai$y: they still don’t have 

instruments and what do you 

want them to play if they did

tuna: air guitar, sum pee ann o,

anything but burd song 

sew letz kick off two nitez 

eppa sode which iz gonna

bee epic

az we haz sum fishin wermz 

az R guestz

dai$y: this show  gets lamer 

by the week 

why are we taking about 

disgusting worms 

when we could be discussing 

fashion or cash or ...

tuna: az eye was sayin 

pleez give a big round oh 

a plawz ta

earth werm

red werm

 N my fave

TROUT werm 

 sew EARTH werm

dood..haz ya ever wanted

ta like live on de MOON !

earth werm:  

tuna: alrightie then

N what bout ewe red werm

haz ya ever wanted

ta may bee 

be called.... say

yellow werm !

red werm:  

 tuna...ya noe ewe

wermz iz az talk a tive az

phil N de crew

sew trout werm

haz ya ever wundered

why R towne iz named

TROUT towne ??!! 

trout werm: 

dai$y: your not going

to get these worms to talk

any more than I....

AAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE 

tuna: whoa...what de be jezuz

waz that

dai$y: oh em cod...

look

trout worm is missing 

 

tuna: faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

due knot tell me we

haza nother

"cheeze who standz a lone"

inn sa dint 

dai$y: well it appears as though

we do

THANKS to camera man # 7

 

tuna: we knead ta talk dood

afturr sign off

hay, pleez join uz next week

at de racez when we vizit 

de snake pit

heerz two a happee

healthee week oh end

peace out N rock on

long live 

cell oh fane tape 

♥♥♥ 

 

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