BASS TERD BURD DAY IZ GONE DONE & OVER !!

 

white fish wavez everee one
N well come ta toona tee vee
wear we iz still runnin re runz
& R palz coppee N paste iz
still chillaxin over ther 
on de NWSE korner

thiz pozt goez bak a few 
N we all wayz
ded a katez it ta
POPS

whoo bee de dad 
oh R gorgeouz gal pal CK

sew with out any a doo
 we pree sent

BASS TERD BURD DAY IZ GONE

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bass terd burd day iz gone 
az well az de ree layshunz   
that bee in de houz   
mezzin up R roo teen
N schedulez 

N everee thing else

 they mezzed up
  
sew long peepulz

N due knot come bak for Christmas
coz we iz knot gonna open de door
 

N we will call de pole leese
if we see ewe drivin down de street
 

N if ya due knot think we will

drive down de street
N see what happenz

 sinz we iz ona 

tie raid two day

we wood like ta menshunz if we can
 
that knot onlee doez 

de houz knead fume a gate inn 

coz it bee stinkin 

like cooked bass terd turkee azz
  
ther bee NOE left overz left
eggs cept

de💩💩💩💩 $#itz smellin 

cooked bass terd turkee azz

  we haz:
noe pie, noe spudz

knot even any beanz…
  { tho we finded a bizcuit
that could take out 
a concreet stat chew }

HOW EVERZ

  de 💩💩💩💩 $#itz smellin 

bass terd turkee azz
 iz STILL in de houz

168 hours later

coz de idiot peepulz 

who leeved de idiot relaytionz
inta de houz
ta mezz up R roo teen

N schedulez ...
N everee thing else 

they messed up

buyed a dam bass terd turkee  
that weighed 7,884 poundz 
N they iz STILL eatin
de 💩💩💩💩 $#itz smellin 

bass terd turkee burd
 

itz been 
fresh outta de oven 
snacked on  
in samiches
in soop, on toast, ina pie, 

 mixed with eggz
  fried with an om letz

 inna cass o roll, on sum pizza,
in sghetti, with mac N cheese

stuffed in tacoz 

on top oh sum pancakez

stuck under a seet....
layin on de floor 

& put in R dishez   

wear it ree manez 

ta thiz day  
growin fuzz
 

de bass terd turkee

haz been used az   
wood filler,
a door stop, a fake goatee,
prop for de broken chair legz

N sent home with de peepulz...
who bee in de houz
messin up R roo teen

N schedulez 

 N everee thing elze 

they mezzed up
 

itz been ree fuzed 

bye de nayborz,
fried, sliced, grilled,poached,
diced, seered, N chilled
 

N due knot EVEN 

get uz started
bout de stuffin

 up itz butt…
 tho it diz a peered

az well 

  😾😾
 
N sure sum oh thiz 

mite bee egg zag urayshunz
but we guarunteez de bass terd burd
DID weighz.... 7,884 poundz

heerz two a 
happee healthee
week oh end

peace out N rock on
long live 
coppee N paste ♥♥♥♥♥

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COPPEE & PAZTE IZ BAK IN TOWNE !!

 

whitefish wavez everee one
N well come ta toona tee vee
starrin two nite

R palz coppee N paste

we haz posted thiz 
bass terd burd day post now 
for several yeerz

with de con clooshun

sum thingz never change 
bout how we feel bout
bass terd burd day

sew letz hit it

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


sum pilgrimz got ina boat
N sailed a cross de sea
they stopped heer in de usa
coz sum one had ta pee

wear they bee troo lee headed
noe one will ever noe
we canna reech em on a fone
  thiz be manee yeerz ago

well they serched for a toy let
N knot a one could be found
sew they got out sum shovelz
N put em two de ground

N prettee soon a town be born  

with shoppez N homez ga lore

cropz grew.. sew did biznezz  

much ta be thanx full for  

de pilgrimz said ...we shuld feest  

call it thanx givin day

they cooked sum pies
mashed sum spudz  

de damn chickn flew a way

they couldna catch de bass terd burd  

an eye dea popped in sum onez head 

 letz try... de one called turkee  

they found one… shot him dead

~~~~~~~~~~~~

it bee that time oh de yeer again
de day we hate de most
when everee one be eatin burd
stead oh... nice pork roast

ewe could be eatin donutz
ore bee at a fish fry
ewe could be eatin samichez
on buttered bread called rye

ewe R a bass terd turkee burd

N frank lee we hate ewe  

yur talk iz cheep... ya taste like crap 

 we wood rather eat a shoo  

give uz sum pie... ore sum spudz  

noe stuffinz goin in R gutz
we noe wear... de stuffinz been 

up de.. turkeez.. buttz

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

may yur travelz bee safe 

yur platez bee full

yur famileez bee blessed 

hope everee one haza

grate week oh end 

peace out N rock on

long live de pizza

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

wee bee thanx full for all R friendz

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 

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ITZ ALL IN DE MINDZ EYE ART GAL O REE

WHITEFISH WAVEZ EVEREE ONE 

& WEL COME TA ROUND 87 

OH R TWO PART GAL O REE SEEREEZ.  

 

IF YA WAZ ABE BULL TA JOIN UZ LAST WEEK 

EWE HURD WE WAZ RUNNIN DE FALL A DISH 

OH ITZ ALL IN DE MINDZ EYE ART GAL O REE

INTA TWO PARTZ COZ WE HAD A LOT OH NEW PEECEZ

WITH THAT BEE IN SAID 

WE NOW WILL BEE GIN DE TOOR OH ROUND 87 

AZ ALL WAYZ PLEEZ REMEMBURR 

LUNCH BRAKE IZ HAF WAY THRU DE TOOR 

PLEEZ STAY BE HIND DE ROPEZ 

BE CAUZ OH DE HOLE FRA GEEL IZZUE 

N LETZ GET ON WITH THIZ TOOR

ITZ ALL IN DE MINDZ EYE ART GAL O REE 

FALL 2020 A DIZH UN

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

WE CALLZ THIZ PEECE

 

SUM THIZ A HATCHIN OUTTA THIZ EGG 

WE HOPE TA COD ITZ KNOT A BASS TERD CHCKN

 

WE CALLZ THIZ PEECE

THANK BEE TA COD ITZ KNOT A BASS TERD CJCKN 

ITZA TEE REX🐲

WE CALLZ THIZ PEECE 

 

WILD BOAR HEADED WEST 

& RUNNIN FOR HIZ LIFE

BEE FOR T REX GROWZ FULL SIZE

 

 

WE CALLZ THIZ PEECE 

 

WHEN PIGZ FLIEZ 

SEW HIM CAN GETTA WAY 

FRUM DE T REX ALL SEW

 

WE CALLZ THIZ PEECE 

 

FLYIN FISH THRU CORAL REEF WHO COULD CARE

LESS BOUT DE T REX

N ROUNDIN UP THIZ YEERZ ART GAL O REE 

WE CALLZ THIZ PEECE 

 

DE RABBIT WHO RAIZED HELL WITH UZ 

ALL SUMMER LONG 

EATIN DE CARROT FRUM DE NAYBORZ GARDIN

 

WE HOPE EWE N JOYED THIZ TOOR 

DE ART GAL O REE IZ CLOSED NOW FOR DE SEAZON

 

HEERZ TWO A HAPPEE HEALTHEE WEEK OH END

 

PEACE OUT N ROCK ON

 

LONG LIVE SCOOPZ

 

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