white fish wavez everee one
N well come ta toona tee vee
two nite we iz brod castin out side oh
de stew de oh
dai$y ree maned home
sew itz just me N mackerull
we hope de camera crew doez
knot fail uz, sinz thiz eppa soda iz live
N sinz itz live
we got one chanze N noe due overz
anyway we wanna talk two nite bout
CUZTOMER SERVIZZ
who haz it
who doez knot
letz take a stroll over heer two
Perch & A Pail oh Wermz
de signage in de window reedz
🎣🎣
fast N friend lee servizz
wear de cuztomer
iz all wayz rite
letz head inn side
dood at de counter: can I help you
mackerull: we iz lookin for wermz
fishin wermz, knot de kind
that waz in me gut
tuna: due knot start THAT again
with de wermz in yur gut storee
can we see a price chart pleez
dood at de counter: certainly
tuna: sayz heer:
WERMZ
1 Pail .98
5 Pailz 4.80 with Bait Discount
10 Pailz 8.50 with Perch Plus Card
mackerull: whatz a perch pluz card
dood at counter: if you have a plus card
you are automatically entitled to
a discount every time you stop in
mackerull: how much iz thiz pluz card
dood at counter: the yearly fee is
$13,405.50
tuna: what de hell
mackerull: damn strait what de hell
dood at counter: I just work here
not my fee
mackerull: we wanna talk ta perch then
tuna: noe we just want sum damn
wermz sew we can leeve N go fishin
mackerull: yur knot street wize
big katoona
tuna: 👿👿👿
look dood we got 18 centz how manee
pailz can we get
dood at counter: none; one pail is 98 cents
tuna: how manee wermz iz in thiz pail
dood at counter: as many as fits
waddya want me ta do
count em
mackerull: yez, we due knot noe math
dood at counter: if you don't know math
how do you know you have 18 cents
tuna: whoa dood bee hind that counter
yur startin ta sound
like a smart azz
mackerull: damn strait
dood at counter: smarter than you cats
since you don't know math
& what if I AM
a smart ass
ya gonna do something about it
ta bee continmewed ~~~
heerz two a happee
healthee week oh end
peace out N rock on
long live de fishin poll
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