A MOST EGGZ CELL ANT BIRTH DAY TWO EWE DR SEUSS ♫♫♪

toona tee vee will

ree zoom next week

ta day we iz payin propz

ta R fave oh rite authorz

oh ALL TIME

Dr. Seuss 

we callz thiz poemz

"shoutin out bout
de catz oh trout"

🐟🐟

dai$ eez R cuzin 

N livez over ther 

she likez to nap 

in a big red chair 

she lived with boomer 

but never gram paw dude 

dude waz a loner 

who had cat a tood 

itz all bout her

itz all bout ME

 de queen oh de run on 

just ask she'll agree

~~~~~~~~~~
 

my name iz tuna

N eye lived with sauce

both oh uz liked 

ta think we waz boss
 

sauce weared a tux 

but neverz a tie 

eye canna wear pantz

cuz eyez a big guy 

eye sorta look like 

R cuzin perky

 her lived with a bulldog 

who liked hiz beef jerky

thanx shop vac for me hat !!
 ~~~~~~~~~~~

me lookz like boomer 

N eye am called mack

N de big ka toona 

eye lovez two a tack 

eye haz been heer 

sinz de month oh joolie 

two life on de streetz

eye said good bye

eye getz inta trubull

N raiz ten kindz oh hell

eye eat play N nap

me life iz just swell

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we all livez in trout towne

it bee way over ther

a Dr. Seuss poem

we wanted ta share

frum Cat in de Hat 

ta Green Eggs & Ham

put notez ta yur poemz ♫♪♫

N now we can jam

we hope your birthday 

total lee rox 

Hop on Pop

and Fox in Sox

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 happee birthday Dr Seuss

with manee thanx

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

© February 27, 2019
All Rights Reserved

TOONA TEE VEE EPPA SODA 7

whitefish wavez everee one 
N welcome ta eppa sode 7 
oh thiz seezonz toona tee vee 
starrin knot dai$y ore mackerull 
but me toona

dai$y:  hold up there tuna 
you said I could have the spotlight 
this week and talk about the
FABulous finds I found 
on my recent shopping trip 
as long as I did not talk about 
my FABulous self
so what gives

  toona: eye said ewe could haz
 3 minitz oh air time 
N then we wood cut 
ta a crankee azz 
cat chow commershulz 

ther bee 27 minits 
oh air time left 
sew ya best bee a talkin
mizz queen oh de run
on sentenze

 N eye haz all reddy toll 
de cameraz dood 

when him heerz 
de band start up 
with R theeme song ♫

 ta cut to commershul 

dai$y: we dont have 
a theme song 
we don't have a slogan 
we dont even have any viewers 

toona: timez a tickin

dai$y: guess what I'm thinking tuna

anyway gals, let me tell you about 
THE most FABulous trip I had 
when I was at the shopping mall and discovered the lastest
in this year's handbag style 
because I haven't seen any 
this fantastic since maybe 
well let's just take a look at them 
and you can judge for yourself 
and I daresay tuna and mackerull 
while you don't have any handbags 
perhaps the food service girl would like 
this number or perhaps this one and

are either one of you

LISTENING TO ME

 dai$y: you two HOGS 
haven't heard a word I've said 

you make me sick and I wish ~~~


♫♫♪♫♫♪♫♪♫

N now a werd frum R sponzor 
crankee azz cat chow

toona:  N  we are bak 
N dai$y haz leeved de buildin 
for sum kinda reezon

we will bee bak next week 
witha tribute 
ta R fave o rite authorz of all time
 Dr. Seuss

peace out N rock on

heerz ta a happee healthee
cleen partz week oh end

😜😜😜😜😜 

© February 20, 2019
All Rights Reserved

HEARTS DAY OH LOVEZ ♥♥♥♥♥♥

whitefish wavez everee one 

N welcome ta toona tee vee

starrin KNOT dai$y ore mackerull 

but me 

tuna of moon

on two nitez eppa sode 

me N mackerull iz 

steppin bak in time

in R MINDZ EYE ONLEE 

& we hope ta land 

in like 1945....46 ore sew 

if knot 
we iz screwed 

like nutz N boltz 

in de hard warez stor

coz cuzin daiz wented 

ona shoppin spree 

N iz knot heer ta helpz uz 

get R mindz eye bak  

N frank lee

me N mackerull get a long 

for az long as it takez 

for us ta each eat

R own dinner :

2 minits & 17 secondz

sew we canna bee two long
in R mindz eye

~~~~ roll mindz eye foot age

long long ago 
ina land far a wayz 
frum de land oh trout 

de food servizz gurlz 
mom 
getted sum swell 
heartz day oh lovez cardz 
frum all her palz 
in her clazz room

sum oh ewe mite rememburr 
last yeer we showed ya 
sum cardz her getted 
frum sum doodz who waz 
KNOT gram paw 
N ewe can betcha we telled

gram paw bout it😸

we due knot rememburr 
if gram paw waz mad 
ore knot

thiz yeer we iz fee churin 
sum cardz we picked 
 outta de line up

N noe they waz knot 

at de pole lease stayshunz

heer we go ♥♥♥

de easturr dood 
foto bombed thiz card 
N we picked it coz it kinda folded

we think we picked thiz one bee for 
but 984 pawz up 
two de kitteh

for makin de gurl 
thinkz herz put on sum poundagez 

we picked thiz card 
coz we never new 
frootz could danze 

thiz card we picked 
folded in two 
N itz all bout sailin 
in de land

oh trout

thiz card kleer bak then 
used "short werdz" 
like iz uzed ta day

luv U

N last lee 
we picked thiz card 
coz it waz cloze ta 
LUNCH BRAKE

& we waz hungree

 N ther ya haz it 
& bye de grace oh cod 
we DID snap outta 
R mindz eye 
sew we can ree tern next week 
with eppa sode 98 oh 
toona tee vee

til then heerz ta a happee 
healthee week oh end

peace out N rock on 
long live 
sum onez ta lovez ♥♥♥