Thursday, August 16, 2018

AND IN THIZ KORNER WEIGHIN IN AT ONE POUNDAGEZ ONE OUNCE ~~~~~~~

a mackerull moe mint 
part deux

de next thing eye noe 
eye am moovin
N thinked for sure 
eye waz headed up state 
for failurez ta pay me foodz bill

but therz noe pokey up state
pluz we seemed ta bee moovin 
thiz way _____

inn sted oh thiz way ////

afturr 174 dayz 
we final lee came two a stop

de ladee who rezz cued me 
diz a peered
N like 2.5 minitz later 
herz bak... but thiz time..
sum one named food servizz gurl 
iz with her 
N eye can heer em talkin

eye hurd bout facebook 
N shelterz bee in full up
N bullee cat 
N a houz with knot much room 
N may bee
eye had ta go bak ta "boat landia"

then de porta jail eye waz in 
waz on de go 
N eye entered sum kinda buildin
N waz set on de floor 

N eye herd de werdz
werk...... N....... office

cranberreez 
eye waz gonna hafta pay 
for me foodz bye goin ta werk 

N me with out skillz yet

sudden lee eye got sum 
MOR food AND water

N that food servizz gurl 
kept tellin me bout bullee cat
N a small houz 
N how much eye looked like boomer

N her dinna noe 
if thiz waz gonna werk 
but eye waz knot 
gonna hafta 
go bak ta "boat landia"

N all thiz conversationz 
waz makin me nutz frank lee

all eye waz curry uz bout 
waz if eye hada home 

N if it waz gonna bee 
on de streetz 
ore knot

rite bout then 
that food ladee waz talkin
on sum kinda dee vize 
N askin fora kitten a point mint

eye waz freed from porta jail 
N placed inta
a make shift carrier 

eye waz on de road again 
for like 98 hourz 
then that ladee toll me 
eye waz home


N eye came face ta face with 

bullee cat..


ta bee continmewed

heerz ta a happee healthee 
week oh end
peace out N rock on
long live for ever homez
♥♥

Wednesday, August 8, 2018

MACKERULL BOOMER JUNIOR BUTTER FEELD

a brief behind the scenes note
♫

it was my intention at the start of 2018,
 to continue the CODD MOTHER series 
with this year focusing on part deux 
"the bass terd LOAN saga"

while I had story line created up until last week's post,
quite frankly, I am clueless at this point how to continue

so until a dumb ass idea hits me mindz eye 
as da tabbies say... de LOAN'S story 
is on hi eight uz ;) 

now on with this important announcement
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

 my name iz mackerull 
boomer junior butter feeld 
N thiz iz me storee

eye get ta tellz me storee 
over de next few 
coz big brother tuna toll me 

him... N cuzin daiz ...N cat father 
waz takin sum thin ta 
de mattrezzez 

N eye waz two young yet
ta tag a long
even tho eye haz street cred

anyway thiz iz bout how eye
landed in trout towne

de day waz all reddy ternin ta hot
 it had been like 489 degreez
in de shade for

dayz..... on...... end 

N joolie 18th 
waz noe eggz ceptshun  

eye waz hot, tired, thirstee
N lookin for sum chow 

sew waz me mom N siblingz

  that mornin eye dee sided 
ta take a wee bit 
oh a walk a bout 
when what ta me wunderin noze 
did smell ....but sum food!!

eye yelled for me familee 
that eye finded sum thin ta eat 
& ta come join me

 but they waz noe wher 
ta bee found
ore they dinna wanna bee found
purrhapz

we had been livin 
under a boat bout 20 milez
SWNE oh trout town
for like 892,011,489,139 minitz
N time waz marchin on 

then eye spied that food

N sum timez hungree
makez ya forgetz bout safe tee

sew eye ran up two de foodz 
N started chowin down
   
next thing eye noe
eye am bee in hauled off

tozzed in jail N ther eye waz
stuck bee hind barz


 may bee eye waz spozed 
ta pay up front 
for de foodz

may bee de charge card 
eye waz gonna uze waz bogus
 who knowz 

but bee hind barz eye waz 
N knot an a tern knee in site
N frank lee 
all eye could due was chill

waz eye scared
ewe betcha

waz eye wunderin what
happened ta me mom N familee
ewe betcha

N eye just hoped N prayed
they waz gonna bee 
oh kay

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
ta bee continmewed

heerz two a happee healthee
week oh end
peace out N rock on
long live rezcuerz
♥♥


Wednesday, August 1, 2018

MEEN WHILE INA BAR CROSS COUNTREE

white fish wavez everee one
if ewe joined uz last week 
ewe will noe de tee vee receptshunz
wented funkee 
thanx KNOT ta thiz

FOOM



                        whilez we werk ta get 

de caybull re stored 
we wanna share with ewe
nother interveew 
that was happenin
live 
cross countree 

that frank lee
we dinna noe nothin bout 
til R
danger gal pal 
 sended uz sum foot age

thiz iz what her cap sured 
on her tablet videe oh dee vize

roll film whirrrr ~~~~~~~~~

dateline: 7.11.18
time: 10:34 dark o clox
locayshunz: a bar cross town 
in de jersey state

CK genovesee: yo codd mother 
N capo tuna 
so here I am at my favorite hang out 
chillaxin N waitin on a friend 
and look who just strolled in 
and up to the bar...


 I can tell this bass terd 
is up to no good 
Ima gonna don a quick disguise 
and make like I am a reporter from 
station WCATZXYZ 
and we're doin a 
how ta keep cool in the summer time 
interview


CK: ah.. excuse me gents 
I'm a reporter with one of the 
local stations 
and wondered if I could get a few 
summer time tips from you 
on how to stay chillax

Dol Phin: I would prefer 
NOT to be on camera 
coz the missus thinks I am working late

CK: yea, ok sure 
I'll have the edit crew cut you out 
before air time { riiiiiiiight }

de LOAN: I'll tell ya how to keep cool in summertime 
SEAWEED...

CK: seaweed ?  
new health gimmick....or....

de LOAN: no, ya grab ya a bunch of seaweed, hang it from the rafters of say

oh, like a TEE VEE station 
and once gravity brings the water
down to floor level
the rest of the seaweed 
follows close behind and
FOOM

CK: hold up there fin face 
waddya mean by a TEE VEE station 
I thought you were going to share a drink 
or smoothie recipe

de LOAN: and it's also great for taking out an

Dol Phin: uh, dood, 
you've had too much to drink 
next thing you'll be saying is 
how ya meant to take out trout.......

CK: trout ???? wait just a damn minute

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
CK: sorry guys 
that's all I was able to capture 

I forgot to charge the battery 
before I headed out

Codd Mother: CK, that's alright 
we heard enough 
and are forever in your debt

cat father, capo tuna, associate mackerull
we all know what we need to do
~~~~~~~~~~~

heerz two a happee healthee
week oh end
peace out N rock on
long live for ever friendz
♥♥♥