Wednesday, April 4, 2018

R TEE VEE SETZ GONE MAD

whitefish wavez everee one
N welcomez ta toona tee vee
starrin 
KNOT DAI$Y
& me toona

we leeved ya like two weekz ago
with a live eppa sode oh uz
at de pole leese stayshunz

but thank full lee
final lee getted de sam hellz outta heer

meen while.. de FED had me 
N de codd mother
followz him down sum hall

ta watch what him called
eva dentz on tape

bullz turdz we said 

but what de hay
it taked uz 14 dayz 
ta get down thiz hall wayz

why knot sit a spell 
N see what thiz doodz
"got on uz "

~~~~~~~~~~~~

de fed: pull up a chair 
capo tuna and codd mother 
I have evidence on tape
that you did in fact

SLAY THE LOAN ON LIVE TV

codd mother: I'd use that word 
"evidence"
lightly there mister.. as we

capo tuna: codd mother...
hold up ther a minit
letz see what de FED haz on uz

roll film ther dood

whirrrr~~~~~~~~~~~~

JAN EWE WARY 24th 2018

toona: ewe bass terd eye shall kill ewe



de FED: as you can see he's slain dead


codd mother: faaaaaaaaaaa
tuna asked that bass terd 
if he was dead and he......

de FED: I must interrupt codd mother
as after the show that night,
and going on the tip 
of an audience member

we entered your set 
and discovered the following


codd mother: illegal search and entry

de FED: and here we see capo tuna
returning to the scene of the crime


and now a werd frum R sponsor 
crankee ass cat chow
fee churin

 tucker felineoni
de cat father
frum
I Have Three Cats


heerz two a happee healthee 
week oh end 
peace out N rock on 
long live caushunz tape
♥♥♥














Wednesday, March 28, 2018

LETZ HEER IT FOR COPEE & PASTE !!!

  white fish wavez everee one

toona tee vee starrrin
me toona & KNOT DAI$Y 
will ree zoom next weekz 
az we pay propz thiz week 
two de easturr hare

de food servizz gurl
canna think oh
what ta post for easturr 

sew coppee N paste
it iz frum yeerz past 
 
if we can all give
a round oh a plawz
two de doodz 

C & P
that wood bee awesum

with out further
a due
letz re vizit
EASTURR PAST
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 

while easturr can bee 
a rockin awesum holly day....

it can all sew bee
a veree vizshuz holly day.... 
for manee manee peepulz


N heerz how ther day can go...


they will eat candee 
til they hurl ....
 fite over de last ham samich.....

yell at de peepulz
at de  front oh de line.....
ta sit de hell down ....
sew ther kids can watch
de EASTURR parade....

hope inn ta see 
Santa Claus ???? 
at de end



then they go ta see
rell a tives 
they canna stand....

just coz it iz easturr....
N they due knot wanna 
oh fend
de easturr rabbit .....

who in all honest tee
could care less

coz de rabbitz out back ....
eatin everee bush... flower.... 
& tree start.... de peepulz just planted ....
2 weeks ago


then

they get colored dye
all over de white kitchen rug
when they tried ta color
bass terd chickn burd eggz 


they try ta pix
de shell off
de bass terd
burd eggz

N it doez knot come off
in one peace ....
then therz like shell guts....
ina egg salad samich 




they for get wear they hided an egg
N it setz in de houz
for monthz on end.....

til de houz be stinkin
like cod onlee noez what...

& de smell oh garbage
act shoo a lee smellz better....

~~~~~

they accident lee eat
 a wee tinee
peace oh foil .....

that wuz sticked ta
de chocolate egg
that dinna getz peeled off 


then their fillinz in their teethz.....
be like 
hole.... lee.... $hitz......

N they yellz 
ta beet hellz
coz itz like one oh thoz
shootin painz
that goes thru de eye .....
like when they eat .....
ice creem two fast 

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

N last but knot leest
therz...

ewe guessed it.....
de hole BURD izzue....

coz why in de sam hell ....

doez ANY ONE…

wanna eat this.....




Be it boiled
fried..... baked...... cooked.....
scrambled...... over eazzee.....
omeletted...... ore poached 


when it comes outta de 

BUTT 

oh this




a bass terd chckn BURD

~~~~~~~


heerz two a safe, happee, healthee
rockin awesum week oh end

HAPPEE EASTURR
be safe if ewe travel

peace out N rock on
long live
de easturr bunnee

Wednesday, March 21, 2018

MEANWHILEZ OUT IN IMPOUND ~~~~~~

white fish wavez everee one 
N welcome
two de continmewin saga oh 

busted on live tee vee
starrin me toona 
N KNOT DAI$Y

we iz still down heer 
at de pole lease stayshunz 

N frank lee R wunderin 
what de be jezuz 
iz goin on 
bak on set

but we gotta get joanie 
N de shop vac outta heer 

while de codd motherz 
convincin joanie ta leeve

letz see why de shop vac'z
 been heer sinz summer time

camera dood followz me
🐈🐈🐈

capo tuna: shop vac.....whoa dood 
how in de be jezuz have ya been 
N why in de sam hell 
waz joanie still talkin ta de copperz

ewe can be honest with me buddy 
lord noez what she toll daiz 
who sheez talkin two now

shop vac: who knows 
what girl cats talk about 
they are probably comparing 
nail polish or something

capo tuna: sorree yur carz still heer 
in de impound dood 
that bass terd ratz 
prob ablee smellin ta high heaven 

why dinna ya just leeve thiz place 

ore did ya come back 
ta fry him up over a grill 
witha side oh greenz !



shop vac: I'm getting me 
some new wheels 


 I just needed to get something 
out of this old car. 
You can have it, and the rat too.

capo tuna:  thanx dood 
we will knead it ta get bak two 
de stayshunz 

speekin oh long azz dayz N weekz 
why haznt de insurance companee 
settled thiz claim yet 

itz been 98 monthz buddy
  eye guess thiz iz typical 
pro seed dure 
but what haz ya been doin 
while waitin on de claimz
ta settle


 
de fed: all rite 
enough small talk you two
capo tuna; you come with me


you and the codd mother  
will be interested to see 
what I have on tape

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

heerz two a happee healthee 
week oh end

peace out N rock on 
long live palz 

with thanx
to de shop vac
aka
sammy at 15 and meowing 
for playin along
♥♥♥