DE CODD MOTHER DE BASS TERD TURKEEZ SAGA

 last time on de codd mother 

de bass terd turkeez saga....

 capo tuna: NAP TIME ~~~ ~~

two nite on de codd mother

de bass terd turkeez saga

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

codd mother: and nap time's over 

while everyone was asleep 
pretzel boy and I outfitted 
our latest recruit
marv the hit man

many thanx for joining us marv
and we are sorry you were detained 
by customs 
for 10.7 weeks
over pass port issues

cat father, can you please work 
on getting him a fake one 
so this doesn't happen again

cat father: eye am on it

codd mother: if everyone will now  
board the plane 
allie pink pistols stole 
borrowed from her mom 

 we will head back 
to the undisclosed location 
known as trout towne

capo tuna please radio ahead 
to consigliere boomer
our arrival time 
so the cloaking devise can be

briefly turned off

4 mints to the exact 
N with evereee one 
safe lee on bord

allie pink pistols: 
this is your pilot speaking 
in lieu of the 
"turn off all cellular devices" speech 
I am running a codd mother video 

monitors are attached 
to the back of your seats

this in depth video shows you 
what to look out for 
as far as
the gobbler's recruiting efforts go

roll film 
~~~~~~~~ whirrrrrrr

de tachino bastardo while stupid 
R sum what clever
pleaz note ♫

theez R but a few
circumstanzez 
ewe may run in two  
durin de courz oh normal
everee day act tiv a teez
 this bass terd is pozin
aza employ ee in de brake room

theez bass terdz iz hangin round
de waterz kewler makin like they
iz havin a conversayshunz   

 theez three waz spotted
atta local pub
tryin ta look stone cold soberz

theez  bass terdz iz pozin az
door ta door salezmenz
 suppozed lee sellin
 sellin cat perchez

  ree crootz

ewe can see 
what we iz up againzt

end film

this is your pilot 
allie pink pistols speaking 
we have 27 seconds 
to landing 
please fasten your seat belts

 codd mother: capo tuna 
text consigliere boomer 
that we are nearing 
the run way and

capo tuna: faaaaaa...
we got problemz
look at what boomer 
just emailed

heerz two a happee
healthee week oh end
peace out N rock on

we lovez ewe consigliere

boom ~~♥♥♥ 

SHOUTIN IT OUT TWO DAY FOR

whitefish wavez everee one 

N welcome

ta R fish a fied post we call

shoutin it out 

for R total lee 
awesum lee

mega kewl pal 

St Francis

each yeer 

on de feest oh St Francis

octuburrs 4th 

we like ta give propz 

two R 

heer roe

{ yea therz de hole
"thurzday onlee post thing 
goin on again }

but any wayz

 without him 

manee of R purrayer ree questz 

wood go a stray ~~~~~ 

N while thiz purrayerz 

knot like

oh fish ul

we noe him heerz it

we noe him doez hiz best 

N in de end

thatz all that matterz

♥♥♥♥♥

pleez N thanx ewe St Francis 

may thoz who haz been abandoned

find a GOOD for everz home

may thoze who seek a for everz home

let them find it yet thiz month

may thoz who R lost 

& R tryin ta find ther way 

back home 

pleez guide them ther

with saftee

may thoz who seekz 

companion ship N lovez

find it a trillion fold

may thoz who seekz 

fresh food N kleen waterz

 find it rite now
& in abundance 

may thoz who seek shelterz 

frum predatorz

ore de elementz 

find it immediately 

N with saftee

may thoz who R sick 

be cured

may thoz who R injured 

be heeled

may thoz whooz journee 

haz come two an end

pleez stay by ther side 

everee step oh de way

N may thoz who haz been 

abuzed ore neglected

rise up 

N with de strength oh 

900 million ther size 

may they fite back 

~~~~ and win

we lovez ewe dood 

N thanx for everee thing

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

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for thiz post

DE CODD MOTHER DE BASS TERD TURKEEZ SAGA

 de codd mother 

de bass terd turkeez saga

last time on de codd mother

de bass terd turkeez saga

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

codd mother: the road from this point 
is going to be difficult 
and fraught with danger 

that is why we have asked 
pretzel boy to.....


capo tuna: lunch brake

two nite on de codd mother
~~~~~~
~~~~~

codd mother: well lunch brake 
seemed short

anyway we have asked pretzel boy 

to out fit each of you 

with a disguise 
so that you may 

mingle amongst society 

without being detected 

I will have no one injured 

or killed on my watch 

and if the bass terd gobbler 

wants to draw arms 

he will do so only with myself, 

capo tuna or consigliere boomer

pretzel boy, I turn this over to you

If we can now dim the lights

for an extra security measure 

  pretzel boy: thanx codd mother 

recruits, under the bench 

you will find your disguises 

please make sure you are 

wearing them BEFORE leaving 

as the cloaking devise 

will then be turned off  

I guarantee 

not even your own family 

will recognize you

please dress now

{ 3.7 minits later 
N everyone 

has ther dizz guizez on } 

pretzel boy: as you can see 

my disguise 

works purrfectly

 

 back to you codd mother  

codd mother: thanx pretzel boy 

we are indeed indebted to you 

 as I dont recognize a soul 

and this 
just from row one
middle section

you recruits look FABulous 
♥♥

please now refer to page 98 

of the handout 

 I have outlined a few examples 

of what we all need to be aware of and

capo tuna: NAP TIME ~~~ 

heerz two a happee

healthee

week oh end

peace out N rock on

long live 

pretzel boy designer wear

♥♥♥