Wednesday, September 23, 2026

DE NAYBORZ OH TROUT

 

  WHITE FIZH WAVEZ EVEREE ONE
N WEL COME TWO A TROUT TEE VEE 




EPPA SODA THAT EYE AM CALLIN 

therz a new dood in towne

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SEW THER EYE WAZ WIZHIN
FOR SUM EGGZ CITE MINT

COZ DE LAND OH TROUT GETZ
BORIN SUM TIMEZ

WHEN SUD DEN LEE
DE GURL YELLZ
MACKERULL
COME SEE DE NEW DOOD IN
TOWNE



 OH EM COD
COULD IT BE
THERZ A 
BLOO GIL 
THAT EYE SEE

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SEW EYE GAVE
 HIM 
A SMELLZ
THEN EYE HEER
DE 
LUNCH BRAKE 
BELLZ
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HAY LETZ GO CHEX OUT
ME OUT DOOR GRILL
BET YUR TAZTEE
YEA, EWE
BLOO GIL
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THEN DE GURL TELLZ ME
HEEZ KNOT REEL
EYE SAID 
THEN WHY BRING IT
HOME

IF ITZ KNOT 
A MEEL



HEERZ TWO A HAPPEE HEALTHE
WEEK OH END

PEACE OUT & ROCK ON

LONG LIVE 
PLAZTIC WRAP 

🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟

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28 comments:

Lynn and Precious said...

O my cod, Mackerull. Dat bloo gil waz big nuff fur too er three mealz. Whatz da gurl mean knot real? We see da meet market purrice tag on it. She musta paid a kazillion buckz fur it. Eye think she wantz it fur herself when yer asleep.

The Florida Furkids said...

Knot reel? Knot a meel? WHY?????????????

Kea said...

Oh no, what kind of cruel joke is this? Not real?!?!

Dma said...

fake fish. seems pretty useless to me.

The Oceanside Animals said...

Java Bean: "Ayyy, is that why they wrapped that fresh fish up in plastic, because it kept mouthing off to everybody?"

Brian's Home Blog said...

Not real is just not fair at all!!!

Gidget Blue Sky said...

duz it sing?

Peachy, Faye, Granny and Angels Binky and Stippie said...

OMC Mackerull, it's as big as a big fishie and as fake as a fakey...not that it makes sence tho....MOL...Double Pawkisses for a Happy Meal...err...Day to you and the gurl too🐾😽💞

My Mind's Eye said...

Mack I'd like to see that dood cooked and served with baked spud
and a nice salad.
Hugs Cecilia

Eastside Cats said...

What a tease she is, Mack!

pilch92 said...

That was a dirty trick. I bet it would be fun to bunny kick him though. XO

meowmeowmans said...

Wat's the use of a fake fish, Mack??? We think The Gurl needs to bring you a real blue gill to make up for that.

Katie Isabella said...

Yup! My thoughts exzackally.

Katie Isabella said...

Mackerull! I think she owes YOU an apology getting your hopes up like that!
I know mom got to remembering her first Blue Gill! She was only 12 up in CT. with her Auntie and family for the summer. Her Uncle Jimmy had a boat and took Fisherman out on the waters. He brought lotsa fishies home; and the first time her Aunt prepared blue gill, Mom had never tasted anything so good.

Crafting Queen said...

Cruel human. I would not forgive her until she got you a real one! We have been terribly neglected by our human as she was buy playing with a little white ball. Hopefully the weather is changing. Sending purrs. Patch and Archer. x

Bibi & Meep said...

If that thing is fake maybe be glad because it's as big as you and can't kick back. xoxoxo, Bibi & Meep

John Bellen said...

Well, that would have been a great disappointment, eh, Mackerull? It certainly looked real. But how did it smell?

messymimi said...

It sounds like you are owed compensation in the form of a freshly opened can of sardines!

Ruby Rose and the Big Little Angels 3 said...

I don't know what that thing is, but it seems unnatural to me.

CJ Kennedy said...

A new friend to play with

Bleubeard and Elizabeth said...

Poor Mack. You got punked by FSG.

The J-Cats said...

Why in the Blue Blazes would the Gurl bring you a Blue Gill that's not real???

Melissa, Mudpie and Angel Truffles (Mochas, Mysteries and Meows) said...

It's huge!!!

Three Chatty Cats said...

Wow wee! That is one big fishie! Darn that plastic wrap.

Darla M Sands said...

What a travesty. ~nods~ And I can say the same about your family car troubles. Grrr... Hugs and best wishes to all!

Greg_1948 in_WA said...

He should have come with a side of chips

Kitties Blue said...

That sure looks real. We think the food service girl has some explaining to do! 🐟 XOCK, angels Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid & Sawyer, Lisbeth, Calista Jo, Cooper Murphy, Kizmet, Audrey, Raleigh, Gibbs & Tali

BellaDharma an BellaSita Mum said...

Well so much fore THAT fishie eh Mackerull??? CATFISH!!! Ummm Blue Gill....mew mew mew....
Wanna come over an have sum Salmon with mee?? Or sum SkippyJack Tuna inn Springy water....iss so guud!!!
***nose rubss*** BellaDharma an **blowss kissess(( BellaSita Mum