Wednesday, July 15, 2026

DE TROUT OH NOW LEDGE IZ BAK



WHITE FIZH WAVEZ EVEREE ONE
N WEL COME TWO A TROUT TEE VEE 




EPPA SODA THAT EYE AM CALLIN
 
 WERDZ OH WIZDOM
FRUM DE TROUT OH NOW LEDGE



WEL COME BAK TROUT OH NOW LEDGE
 ITZ GRATE TA SEE EWE AGAIN 

DE TROUT REE PLIED 
THANX MACKERULL 

TWO DAY EYE HAZ A BIT OH INFO 
BOUT BODEE PARTZ 

SEW EWE NOE 
HOW DE KNEE BONEZ 
CONNECTED TWO DE THIGHZ BONE 
N de thighz bonez
connected ta de azz bone

N SUM TIMEZ DE 
THIGHZ N AZZ BONE
FEELZ FUNKEE

WELL
 ITZ BEE CAUZ A PURRSON HAZ BEEN 

LOOKIN AT
 
AND ORE 
LISTIN IN TWO

 
PAIN 
IN 

DE 
AZZ

HEERZ TWO A HAPPEE HEALTHEE
WEEK OH END
PEACE OUT & ROCK ON

LONG LIVE
OH COURZE

DE TROUT !!! 

© JULY 15, 2026
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22 comments:

Kea said...

Ah, is that why I have body pains?!? Now I know!

The Florida Furkids said...

MOL Purrfect!

Dma said...

ain't that the truth.

Lynn and Precious said...

Mackerull, hoomans gotz so many achy bodee partz. Now, me, eye got only one achy bodee part, de empty tummy syndrome. Sew eye think eye need a tuna fur lunch to make da ache go away. It's hot enough to fry it on my catio.

Sandra Cox said...

There ya go. Words of wisdom indeed. Have a grand one, FSG and crew.

John Bellen said...

No one knows anatomy like the Trout of Knowledge.

Brian's Home Blog said...

You nailed it Oh Wise One!

pilch92 said...

Ha ha! Very wise fish. :) XO

meowmeowmans said...

This explains everything! Thanks, Trout of Knowledge! And hello, Mack and FSG. XO

Eastside Cats said...

And everything is achy, Mack...

messymimi said...

De Trout is very wise!

Ruby Rose and the Big Little Angels 3 said...

I would like to hire you as my orthopedic doctor.

Katie Isabella said...

I want to share your time with Ruby Rose!!

Bibi & Meep said...

Trout is the best!!! Stay safe to all--xoxox, Bibi & Meep

Zoolatry said...

As mine Mommy is scheduled to have somethin' called an MRI in about two weeks, would you kindly look it up in your Trout of Knowledge book, whichever volume is appropriate and 'splain to me what they be gonna do to her and if'n I can expect her to return home to feedz me. I am most worried about that part, you know, the feedingz part, cause actually it is around about the azz-partz they be talking about and mebbe she won't be able to walk/run/hop/uber or whatever ever again come back!!!

My Mind's Eye said...

Mack you are the total package
Handsome
Smart
Kind
and such a good friend
Hugs cecilia

CJ Kennedy said...

I always try to avoid that

Peachy, Faye, Granny and Angels Binky and Stippie said...

MOL...that's a wise trout...hope the bones are still intact, Mackerull😹Double Pawkisses for a Happy Weekend to you and your mommy too🐾😽💞

The Oceanside Animals said...

Charlee: "Dem bones dem bones dem fishy bones ..."

Smudge said...

Damn straight, Mack. Dad says he put in a real hard day's work the other day, getting all sweat-drenched and whatnot, and now all his parts are aching like he hasn't felt in a long time.

Melissa, Mudpie and Angel Truffles (Mochas, Mysteries and Meows) said...

So true!

Meezer's Mews & Terrieristical Woofs said...

Haha! That Mr Trout knows a thing or two, doesn't he?? LOL!