WHITE FIZH WAVEZ EVEREE ONE
N WEL COME TWO A TROUT TEE VEE
EPPA SODA THAT EYE AM CALLIN
A LOOK AT A DIFFRUNT KINDA
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ITZ ALL IN DE MINDZ EYE
ART GAL O REE
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SEW, THER EYE WAZ GETTIN REDDY
TA SPYZ ON DE NAYBOR HOOD
EYE STAND ON ME HIND PAWZ
AND HAZA LOOK SEE OVER DE
WINDOW LEDGE
WHEN SUDDEN LEE
A FLY OVER
WITHA SPLAT
BLOCKZ ME VEEW
EWE BASS TURD
😾😾😾😾😾😾😾😾😾😾😾😾
HEERZ TWO A HAPPEE
HEALTHEE WEEK OH END
PEACE OUT N ROCK ON
LONG LIVE WINDOW KLEENIN STUFFZ
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27 comments:
What the ... ? Well it is World UFO Day! Send it East, DC bound, purrhaps it can land on Da Capitol Building, wipe out that BBB and move on to Pennysilvania Ave next ... and wipe out you know whowhat ... sigh. It's gotta be good for sumthin.
What an insulting burd! How dare it leave a flyin' poop on da window. And just how r u gonna clean it off furom inside. Can't bee dun. Gotta go outside with da ladder and rags and soap!
I got one splat on da screen door and Lynn has ignored it to make me mad.
That's just plain rude!
Get the FSG to clean that off for you.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh no how very RUDE...and the bigger the burd the bigger the splat. We have to be sure to get them off the cars ASAP. If they get baked on in the sun the turn to petrified splats
Hugs to you and FSG and Gma
Cecilia
They know your opinion of them, Mackerull, and they decided to say, "Back atcha!"
That was very rude! We have about 5 million sparrows here, and I think every one of them had 100 kids. We keep getting splats all over the windows. At least the 6 million starlings have flown away...for now.
Hahaha well that was one rude burd. Could have at least gave the food service girl bits of gold in it or something.
Dudes!!!! What a dirty birdie!!! 😹
That's one big splat. Poor FSG will have to clean it for you, I guess.
I think that burd's brother was just at our place!
That was a rude bird
Stupid caca burd! It messed up your perfect view, Mack!
That is illegal graffiti. XO
How rude! Pass me some newspaper and Windex, it works every time.
wow that birds... they have a way to say hello...
Eww on the splat that blockz your veew!
Charlee: "INCOMING!!!"
I'm glad you weren't in the line of attack. lol Best wishes!
RUDE RUDE RUDE! MY momma knows what to do about THAT!
Well, we are shocked and have no wurds whatsover!!! MOL
What an impurrtinent burd! We are NOT amewsed!
Dam, them birds get everywhere. At least their aim is crap!
Have a wonderful week, bird free, and full of fish!
ERin
EWE is right. What a mean and disrespectful thing to do. They fly into our windows all the time (and we have decals to trying stop them). They leave feathers and other goo, which is not nice. Some fly away, but others crash so hard, they fall to the ground and die. Birds are stoopid! XOCK, angels Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta & Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth, Calista Jo, Cooper Murphy, Sawyer, Kizmet, Audrey & Raleigh
Well...at least it can bring good look, Mackerull💩Double Pawkisses for a Happy Day to you and your mommy too🐾😽💞
Your splat maker has a lot of cousins around here, too. UGH! Birds sure do not know much about manners...
Splat attacks here too. We're renaming 2025 the Year of Burds & Turds. xoxox, Bibi & Meep
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