white fish wavez everee one
N welcome two a trout tee vee
ree runz #
257.0223
DE AFTURR EASTURR POST
thiz haz aired
sew manee timez
itz stalez
LETZ LOOK ~~~
we pay propz thiz week
two de easturr hare
with R non classix
"easturr storee"
sew with out further
a due
letz re vizit
EASTURR PAST
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
while easturr can bee
a rockin awesum holly day
it can all sew bee
a veree vizshuz holly day
for manee peepulz
N heerz how ther day can go
they will eat candee
til they hurl
fite over de last ham samich
yell at de peepulz
at de front oh de line
ta sit de hell down
sew ther kids can watch
de EASTURR parade
hope inn ta see
Santa Claus ????
at de end
then they go ta see
rell a tives
they canna stand
just coz it iz easturr
N they due knot wanna
oh fend
de easturr rabbit
who in all honest tee
who in all honest tee
could care lezz
coz de rabbitz out back
eatin everee bush... flower....
& tree start.... de peepulz just planted
2 weeks ago
then
they get colored dye
all over de white kitchen rug
when they tried ta color
bass terd chickn burd eggz
they try ta pix
de shell off
de bass terd
chickn burd eggz
N it doez knot come off
in one peace
then therz like shell guts
ina egg salad samich
they for get wear they hided an egg
N it setz in de houz
for monthz on end
til de houz be stinkin
like cod onlee noez what
& de smell oh garbage
act shoo a lee smellz better
~~~~~
they accident lee eat
a wee tinee
peace oh foil
that wuz sticked ta
de chocolate egg
that dinna getz peeled off
then their fillinz in their teethz
be like
hole.... lee.... $hitz......
N they yellz
ta beet hellz
coz itz like one oh thoz
shootin painz
that goes thru de eye
like when they eat
ice creem two fast
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
N last but knot leest
therz
ewe guessed it.....
de hole BURD izzue
coz why in de sam hell
doez ANY ONE wanna eat this
be it boiled
fried..... baked...... cooked.....
scrambled...... over eazzee.....
omeletted...... ore poached
when it comes outta de
BUTT
oh this
a bass terd chckn BURD
~~~~~~~
heerz two a safe, happee, healthee
rockin awesum week oh end
HAPPEE EASTURR !
🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇
peace out N rock on
long live
de easturr bunnee
© APRIL 23, 2025
All Rights Reserved
26 comments:
Sorry. Thinkin' the bunny died an untimely/early death on the white house lawn early monday morning having been run over by another "peter" namely a defenze dept hegshead who mistook him for a leakin' leaker. Meanwhile the egg layers were scared so sh--less by the big tech peeps in all their booths all the eggz came out broke-ed and thousands of kids screamed and cried and high above on the balcony The King and His Sometimes There Sometimes Not There Lady alongside shouted and yelled about someone "rising" and his "return" and left to play golf! But not before signing Executive Order #AX421599B Officially and Forevermore Plus One Day Forever Eliminating and Banning and Making Extinct Easter and Any Related Rabbit Functions, Signed and So Ordered This Very Day, 2025 (And To Include Burdz and Eggz)
Mackerull hope you the food service girl, had a wonderful Easter. We did not get any extra treats, so sad. Sending purrs from Patch and Archer. xxx
We hope you had a wonderful weekend, Mackerull and FSG. We got a piece of the egg, that came from the chick, of course...MOL...but Stippie must have seen this post of you, because he didn't want one😹Double Pawkisses for a Happy Day to the both of you🐾😽💞
eeewwwww...butt.....dee mum luvz eatin eggz!!!! butt....they doo smell up dee houze.....
I hope you both had a good long weekend! No treats here, from a burd or otherwise, but I hope you did!
Nothing worse than that tiny piece of tin foil, Mack!
Dear Mack, FSG I do love x 100 an egg salad sammich...that is one of the many things I miss about Seaboard Cafe closing. They had the best homemade egg salad, pimento cheese I have ever tasted.
Hugs Cecilia
Mackerull, no bass terd burd eggz here. eye ate my bit of egg a few weeks ago fur the Alice Wonderland pawty though. eye hope you got a lot of fish fur Easter dinner. Lynn, silly gurl, made meatballs with sgetti fur da Sunday dinner. and NO relatives came to make noise and slurp up da sauce. Precious
Hope you had a lovely Easter. I can feel that tin foil now!!
Shell guts in the egg samich is extra calcium which is good for you. Hope you're enjoying some good weather
Well...for some reason, my mom hasn't been making egg salad sandwiches..not in months. Hm. O'course, it just be me and her. We didn't have any candy to eat, and noting special for the weekend. We sat around and admired one another.
We didn't have anything burd for Easter! Hey, I hope your Easter was purrfect!
I always enjoy your after Easter post, no matter how many times I read it, I laugh. I pray you've had a blessed holiday.
That's one way of putting it. lol While visiting my husband in hospital I saw a discretely placed administrator's sign that read, "Silly rabbit, Easter is for Jesus." Be well!
I use plastic eggs just in case we can 't find them all so it won't stink. :) XO
Ooh, you scared us with those parts about not finding the eggs that got hid and that foil still being on the chocolate eggs. Yowza!
This IS a classic - and makes Easter in Trout Towne sound as violent as Christmas.
Java Bean: "Ayyy, see, this is why we bark at the Easter Bunny!"
Charlee: "I'm just glad we get to stay home for Easter because that sounds like utter chaos."
We love a good ree run! Hope you have a nice Easter.
We will never eat any egg ever again!
xoxoxo, Bibi & Meep
We hope YOUR Easter wasn't as bad as all that, Mackerull!
We still do not understand why the Easter Bunny delivers eggs from a chicken. Somewhere in the way distant past, somebody got this story all messed up when playing a game of “gossip!” Anyhoo, we hope you had a good Easter. Mom says, “Thank you so much for the e-card.” Have an eggs-ceptional week! MOL! 🐇💞🌹XOCK, angels Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta & Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth, Calista Jo, Cooper Murphy, Sawyer, Kizmet, Audrey & Raleigh
Easter does have quite a few hazards!
Happy belated Easter! No eggs eaten here, and no parades either. Better we teach the kids and goats where eggs come from.
have a lovely no eggy week!
ERin
No bunnies here, except little plushie ones...and no burd, no eggs and no ham...son #1 is vegan, all that stuff is not for him!
We did have some chaos here, though, our oven conked out, just in time to bake the vegan main course....sigh.
Happy Belated Easter Greetings, and thanks too for that fun e-card!
I was misled for many years thinking it was bunnies laying the eggs. They were colored so you knew they weren't chicken eggs!
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